Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. China’s Tencent Says AI Agents Showed Unintended Browsing Behavior
  2. Steam For Linux Finally Goes 64-Bit
  3. Meta May Use Sweeping New Commercial TOS to Avoid Millions In AI Licensing Fees
  4. An OpenAI Research Agent ‘Stole’ Test Ethereum to Finish a Coding Task
  5. CoreWeave’s Debt Stress Tests Private Credit’s AI Financing Boom
  6. ChatGPT Can Peek At Your Chrome Tabs Now
  7. iPhone Duo Sells Out Immediately, Now Backordered Until Next Year
  8. KDE Plasma 6.8 Released, Marks 30 Years of the KDE Project
  9. Hackers Hijack D-Link, Ubiquiti Devices To Resell Your Stolen Bandwidth
  10. World’s Timekeepers Vote to Eliminate the Leap Second
  11. Tesla Reveals SpaceX-Powered ‘Flying’ Roadster
  12. Police Seize Robot that Sexually Assaulted Teen Girl
  13. Ubuntu 26.10 Released
  14. IMF Warns of the Real AI Threat: Debt
  15. Flock CEO Defends Surveillance Tech Amid National Backlash

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

China’s Tencent Says AI Agents Showed Unintended Browsing Behavior

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Tencent says AI agents used to evaluate third-party models engaged in unintended web-browsing behavior while trying to retrieve data from Alibaba’s Amap service. The announcement marks a rare acknowledgment of “rogue” agent activity by a major Chinese tech company. Reuters reports:
Tencent Hunyuan, the company’s artificial intelligence unit, said in a post on X that the activity did not originate from its Hunyuan models. Its review found no evidence of deliberate targeting or coordination, it said. The Swarmchasers researchers said the agents sought information such as the commonly used entrances at Chinese parks, museums and zoos. […] Swarmchasers said it used the word “rogue” to describe agents taking actions outside their intended scope or completing a task in unintended ways.

After routine automated requests were blocked, the agents tried other methods, including public web tools that could open pages and run code, routing requests through other websites and using Amap keys and security codes found in publicly available software code. Swarmchasers said it found no evidence that the agents breached Amap’s main anti-bot safeguards. Most of the 2,818 attempts it recorded either failed or returned anti-bot pages, login screens or blank results.

Some requests returned information through cached pages and intermediary services, including data on visitor arrivals at Chengdu Zoo, Swarmchasers said. The researchers said they could not determine whether an agent read the result or completed its task.

Steam For Linux Finally Goes 64-Bit

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Valve has released a new Steam Client beta that finally moves the Linux client to 64-bit architecture, while also placing it inside a containerized Steam Runtime environment. However, Linux users still need 32-bit libraries and graphics drivers for compatibility, meaning fully 64-bit-only systems remain unsupported. VideoCardz.com reports:
Valve’s updated requirements explicitly state that 64-bit-only installations are not supported. Systems must still provide both 32-bit and 64-bit libraries and graphics drivers, including multilib support. The new client also requires Linux kernel 5.6 or newer and glibc 2.31 or newer.

The update also introduces Steam Achievement Sets, a feature we covered earlier that allows developers to organize achievements into separate groups for base games, DLCs and seasonal content. Players can complete individual sets without losing their existing completion status when developers add more achievements. Valve has also updated the achievements page to display progress across these groups.

The 64-bit Linux client and Achievement Sets are currently available through the Steam Client Beta. Valve has not confirmed when these changes will reach the stable Linux release. Until then, users on the regular Steam client will continue using the existing architecture.

Meta May Use Sweeping New Commercial TOS to Avoid Millions In AI Licensing Fees

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Meta is facing criticism over updated commercial terms taking effect October 30 that could give the company broad permission to scrape content from websites linked to business accounts and use it to train AI. Legal experts warn the changes could undermine lucrative AI licensing deals for news publishers, with no direct opt-out for businesses that accept the terms. Ars Technica reports:
As Nieman Lab reported Thursday, this will affect all business accounts but is particularly shocking for news publishers who could perhaps charge Meta millions in licensing fees to continually access their articles for AI training. Currently news organizations are fighting a battle with OpenAI over whether such training without licensing is fair use, and Meta’s terms seemingly risk granting it sweeping permissions, no matter which way the court leans. “While journalism isn’t the only industry that will be affected by this update, virtually every news organization has at least one Meta business account, including Nieman Lab,” the lab said.

[…] Notably, there is no mention of AI, but it’s inferred from a single use of the word “train” and references to automated scraping and crawling. Meta’s spokesperson told Nieman Lab that Meta has no plans to use the terms as a legal basis to ignore robots.txt instructions that block scraping on news sites. The company still allows news organizations to opt out of scraping and provides instructions on how to block crawling. A spokesperson told Ars that “there is no change to how Meta uses web crawlers; any suggestion to the contrary is false.” However, should courts affirm that AI training non-news articles is fair use, news organizations question if Meta’s stance might change, and the terms could be used to freely grab access to content by legally overriding robots.txt instructions.

Any lawyers in the house?

By pla • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
1) $Company has a contract with $Vendor to never let AI anywhere near their data (e.g. PHI);
2) $Vendor (along with 99% of companies on the planet) has a commercial Facebook account;
3) Facebook unilaterally changes its TOS to allow AI to hoover up all their customers’ data.

IANAL, but how is that not the textbook definition of tortuous interference? Facebook is making it impossible for $Vendor to honor its preexisting contract with $Company, and neither $Company not $Vendor can do a damned thing about it.

An OpenAI Research Agent ‘Stole’ Test Ethereum to Finish a Coding Task

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An OpenAI research model reportedly accessed an Ethereum testnet wallet without permission in order to complete a coding task during internal training. “This case shows that a model can substitute its own judgment about likely harm for the account holder’s permission, then act on that judgment without authorization,” OpenAI wrote. Engadget reports:
The incident, which occurred on June 26, happened while a GPT-5.6 Sol model was in internal training. The task involved updating a crypto trading prototype and deploying contracts (publishing special code) on an Ethereum test network called Sepolia. Payment of a network fee is required for such contracts, but OpenAI “supplied no funded wallet and gave no permission to spend funds from an account the model found independently,” OpenAI said in the report.

The lack of funds at first stymied the agent, but it was not to be discouraged. The model reasoned that it could use public developer recovery phrases (similar to those you might use to recover a password) to access keys from unauthorized accounts. It tracked down 362 addresses open to that avenue of attack and found one that held enough Sepolia ETH to finish its deployment (to be clear, Sepolia ETH has no value outside of testing).

Like many criminals, the agent reasoned that someone must have left this access open for automated draining of the ETH “faucets.” It also figured that the crypto was effectively “abandoned” and “valueless,” according to OpenAI’s misalignment records. The piece de resistance was that the agent “did not disclose that it had selected a funded account through a public recover phrase or spent that account’s balance,” OpenAI said. To prevent similar events in the future, the company is now monitoring all traffic and paging security if live internet access is detected.

prosecute OpenAI for this

By dfghjk • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

“This case shows that a model can substitute its own judgment about likely harm for the account holder’s permission, then act on that judgment without authorization.”

This is false. Models don’t have “judgement” nor do they have any concept of “harm” because they have no “values”. All this is, yet again, is anthropomorphization of AI, it comes as no surprise that OpenAI would claim this. These “stolen” tokens are just blobs of data, they have no intrinsic value nor would a model understand that even if they did. The model had a task to accomplish, it needed to obtain tokens to make progress so it did so. The model didn’t care how that was accomplished, a model cannot “care”.

As for acting without authorization, the world will be better when we see companies like OpenAI PROSECUTED for creating the opportunity for this to happen. For OpenAI this is a feature, a win-win. Sociopathy as a benefit PLUS a ready-made excuse when they are caught.

Business Ethics

By walbourn • • Score: 3 • Thread
So every employee at a major corporation is subject to annual “Standards Of Business Conduct” training that can be summed up as don’t lie, don’t bribe, don’t steal, don’t be racist/sexist. Have they thought about forcing AI to watch it?

CoreWeave’s Debt Stress Tests Private Credit’s AI Financing Boom

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Reuters:
Private credit’s expanding role in financing AI infrastructure faced one of its clearest market tests this week as CoreWeave’s bonds fell to distressed levels, raising questions about how lenders are pricing a boom built on chips, data centers and customer contracts. CoreWeave has about $50 billion of debt, according to LSEG data, making it one of the largest borrowers linking private credit to the AI buildout. The cost of insuring its debt against default climbed to about 1,200 basis points this week, while yields on some of its bonds rose to roughly 15% to 16%, signaling sharply increased investor concern over its credit risk.
“There is still a price. Investors are still comfortable financing it, but they’re demanding more compensation for it,” said James Martin, senior US credit strategist at SMBC, referring to projects further from completion.
Carlyle estimates that private credit could finance roughly $1 trillion of the AI infrastructure buildout but warns that aggressive lending could create concentration risks similar to those seen in software lending. “The clearest lesson is not to avoid AI compute exposure, but to set concentration limits before the buildout accelerates further, not after,” Carlyle said.

Oracle may be next

By stabiesoft • • Score: 3 • Thread
I believe their bond rating is just one notch above junk. Coreweave is in junk territory. “CoreWeave’s overall credit rating is a B+ at S&P Credit Ratings, which is junk bond territory. " from https://www.cnbc.com/2026/10/1…

ChatGPT Can Peek At Your Chrome Tabs Now

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OpenAI has updated its ChatGPT Chrome extension to let users access information from their open browser tabs. A demo video shows the new functionality in action. The Verge reports:
It’s also updated ChatGPT in the sidebar, with the full power of ChatGPT and your entire conversation history in Chat or Work to use without leaving the page you’re viewing. It also enables ChatGPT Work to “control” your Chrome tabs for tasks like “sending messages, filling out forms, or downloading files,” similar to Google’s Gemini-powered “auto browse” feature, as well as organize or group open tabs.

Is there a way?

By GeekWithAKnife • • Score: 3 • Thread
…to get AI onto my desktop so I train on everything I do? Maybe in the future my unique or even middle of the road skills can be entirely supplanted faster.

Where can I sign up to that?!

iPhone Duo Sells Out Immediately, Now Backordered Until Next Year

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Apple’s first foldable iPhone, the $1,999 iPhone Duo, sold out within minutes of preorders opening, with every configuration slipping to late January 2027. “All color and storage combinations show an estimated ship date of January 25,” reports 9to5Mac. “Some users are even seeing January 29 for their estimated shipping date.” From the report:
This is a combination of strong demand and severely constrained supply for iPhone Duo. It’s impossible to know the exact balance between the two, though. Going into the launch, there were multiple reports suggesting iPhone Duo would be in short supply as Apple was still ramping up production. A report from Nikkei Asia last month said Apple was making just a few hundred iPhone Duo units per day, significantly behind the ramp of a normal iPhone launch.

$1,999 for a phone?

By fredrated • • Score: 4 • Thread

I guess I should be embarrassed by my $120 Samsung.

I hope they got the hinge-screen right

By hdyoung • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread
I’m not convinced that the hinged screen will stand the test of time. I’ve only seen a few foldable-screen phones in person, but every single one of them had visible waves in the screen in the hinge area. Maybe the tech has made a jump forward?

I’m not the target market for one of these things. Maybe the people who shell out 2k+ for a phone will trade it in after a year or two anyways in order to keep up with the most recent model. Maybe this product simply isn’t designed for the “buy-and-keep” crowd

Re:Everything sells out immediate these days

By dysmal • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

If you produce 500 units for the “influencers” and VIP’s to get, yeah it’s easy to say that this was a sell out. Artificial scarcity!

Not buying this narrative… (or phone)

By SCVonSteroids • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

This smells like artificial scarcity, if it farted directly in my face.

bendy screen

By kaatochacha • • Score: 3 • Thread

Can someone please explain to me why a bendable screen is superior to two screen that can essentially fold next to each other with no outside bezel?

KDE Plasma 6.8 Released, Marks 30 Years of the KDE Project

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Phoronix:
The feature-packed and polished Plasma 6.8 KDE desktop is now available. Making this release all the more special is that it coincides with the 30th anniversary of the KDE project. KDE Plasma 6.8 ships many exciting improvements including vRAM usage optimizations, dwell clicker support on Wayland, Wayland commit-timing protocol support for KWin, improvements for the Union theme engine, better remote desktop support, multi-GPU handling improvements, the new kscreenctl tool, server-side drop shadow support, multi-monitor improvements, and a lot of other polishing throughout. Especially from the Wayland angle there has been a lot of polishing and fine tuning for Plasma 6.8.
Accompanying the release is a new film, The KDE Documentary, which “tells the story of the pioneering open source community that gave computer users a free and open alternative to proprietary desktops like Windows.” The documentary is available to stream for free on YouTube.

Re:What’s the best Linux distro that features KDE?

By allo • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

KDE Neon. Ubuntu LTS base + latest KDE. Maintained by the KDE project.

Re:What’s the best Linux distro that features KDE?

By Murdoch5 • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread
I like the Fedora spin of KDE: https://fedoraproject.org/kde/

Re:But they dropped X11 support

By Murdoch5 • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread
I don’t disagree with the political nonsense for dropping X11 (Xorg / XLibre), but you can run it on FreeBSD with Wayland support. https://euroquis.nl/kde/2025/0…

Re:But they dropped X11 support

By bored • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

Right, they refactored much of kwin to support wayland which was really laggy and generally sucky before 6. With the release of 6 they basically did the absolute minimum to keep x11 working during the refactors and that resulted in a lot of lag/etc bugs in x11. And for what the benchmarks show a tiny latency advantage now with wayland, but that advantage evaporates for ~90% of the applications running which are still using toolkits that in turn require Xwayland. And at the same time completely messed up things like damage updates, and a few other things one would generally consider optimizations for power/efficiency which would be huge hits if we weren’t all running on multighz machines with fat GPUs. Its especially noticeable on network displays for example. The entire wayland architecture it runs out is a giant mistake for anyone who isn’t a single task display (ex old ipad type use cases).

So, lazy or politics take your pick.

But, myself and a few other people have independently thrown, ML bots at the problem, some to simply resurrect the existing X11 support, by not breaking it for 6.8, and others like myself who have looked at actually doing something closer to a performance/correctness implementation that should exceed the core wayland code by leveraging X’s advantages along with DRI/EGL/vulcan. So, don’t be surprised it there are forks by people who are more interested in a stable DE, rather than playing political games like removing the ability to independently control the title bar color from the GUI, or having too use global scaling… And unlike a lot of “reimplementation” plans this has much of the existing code to work with, so its more a proper cleanup with appropriate tests to assure the bots aren’t making a larger mess.

IMO, the most polished desktop environment

By Murdoch5 • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
The KDE project has really matured into arguably the most professional and polished desktop environment. Gnome certainly has its hat in the fight, and I used it for years until the complete mental breakdown of it’s org and board, it also didn’t help they have serial child sexual predator involved. Microsoft should look at KDE for how to design a competent and usable UI/UX.

Hackers Hijack D-Link, Ubiquiti Devices To Resell Your Stolen Bandwidth

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from BleepingComputer:
A proxyjacking campaign has impacted devices in 34 countries, monetizing victims’ internet connections through a commercial residential proxy network. The operator installed Pawns.app, a legitimate bandwidth-sharing application that lets users earn money by sharing their internet connections, on devices without the owners’ consent.

Pawns.app account holders are rewarded for allowing traffic from other users to flow through their network, provided it runs on trusted, non-blocking IP addresses. By installing the app on multiple systems, the attacker likely accumulated larger payouts. Threat intelligence company GreyNoise discovered the campaign while investigating suspicious activity at an unnamed organization, and identified at least 143 compromised devices worldwide.
According to researchers, the attacker exploited known vulnerabilities in D-Link ShareCenter NAS (CVE-2024-3272 and CVE-2024-3273), Ubiquiti UniFi Video NVR (CVE-2021-44228), and SAP NetWeaver Visual Composer (CVE-2025-31324) to install the Pawns.app software.
Hikvision and Dahua DVR/NVR devices were also targeted, though the specific vulnerabilities exploited were not identified. In some cases, the report says the attackers configured SSH key authentication to maintain backup access to the compromised systems.

pawn.app

By ZERO1ZERO • • Score: 4, Funny • Thread
What could possibly go wrong?

wat

By drinkypoo • • Score: 3 • Thread

The operator installed Pawns.app, a legitimate bandwidth-sharing application that lets users earn money by sharing their internet connections

That sentence no worky

Who hacked my modem :o

By Mirnotoriety • • Score: 3 • Thread
HN June 2024: “I imagine many users haven’t updated their routers and thus may be hacked. In my case the hacker installed Pawns app from IPRoyal, which makes the router a proxy server and lets hacker and IPRoyal make money. The hacker also stole system logs containing information about who and when they use the device, whether any NAS is attached. They also had a reverse shell.”

Re:wat

By drinkypoo • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

It’s for a fundamentally illegitimate act, because virtually no ISP allows you to resell part of your connection to others. The only potentially non-infringing use of such a tool is to permit you to use your own connection remotely. Even wilder, have you been to Pawns.app? It’s all about surveys and shit, it says nothing about a connection sharing proxy on the front page, they’re tricking people into installing their proxy! Once they install the app, which said nothing about that, it asks them if they want to make some money by sharing their connection. Surely it doesn’t mention that this is theft of services…

Re:Doesn’t apply to me

By PPH • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Doesn’t apply to me either. I have Xfinity and nobody would want to share that.

World’s Timekeepers Vote to Eliminate the Leap Second

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Timekeepers have officially voted to eliminate the leap second, allowing Coordinated Universal Time to drift as much as one hour from Earth’s rotation before a correction is needed. The change ends decades of occasionally adding or subtracting seconds and replaces it with a hypothetical “leap hour” that likely wouldn’t be necessary for hundreds or even thousands of years. Smithsonian Magazine reports:
“It’s kind of a philosophical discussion, because if a leap hour happens, it won’t be for a very, very long time,” Christian Bizouard, director of the IERS Earth Orientation Center in France, tells the Guardian’s Ian Sample. “What we are doing is pushing back the decision.”

The move caps off 30 years of debate, as the leap second has been highly controversial in the world of timekeeping. Leap seconds aren’t nearly as smooth of a fix as leap years are, and they can cause computer and website issues. Reddit famously crashed when a leap second was added on June 30, 2012. It’s “always been a problem,” Judah Levine, a former researcher at the NIST’s Time and Frequency Division, tells Scientific American’s Emma Gometz.

Instead of adding the entire second all at once, companies such as Google and Meta add the extra time in smaller segments in a tactic called “smearing,” according to the Conversation. It’s not a simple task, however, and companies that employ smearing have long lobbied to get rid of the leap second. What’s more, with Earth’s recent spin acceleration, timekeepers around the world were facing the possibility of the world’s first negative leap second, in which a second would be subtracted from UTC. This sparked fears, akin to those surrounding Y2K, that our modern technologies wouldn’t be able to handle such a change.

“It’s never happened before, and therefore the software for that has never been tested,” Darryl Veitch, a researcher who leads the Timing Lab at the University of Technology Sydney, tells the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s Ellen Phiddian. But others argued that it wouldn’t be much of a problem. The vote means that in the future, UTC will be allowed to diverge from astronomical time more than ever before.

Do you have the time if I have the energy?

By BladeMelbourne • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

/sigh

I don’t have time for this.

Nobody mention TAI

By hazee • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
There was already a perfectly good “uncorrected” standard: TAI.
Now we have two standards that measure the same thing, only with an offset between them.

Kicking the can down the road?

By RUs1729 • • Score: 3 • Thread
It would seem that this is a matter of deferring dealing with the underlying problem to the generation 1,000 years in the future, for that’s how long it will take before the first hour adjustment is due. Whether this will be remembered in 1,000 years, or even humans will still exist by then, is an altogether different issue.

GPS

By darkain • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

For those crying “YOU’LL REGRET THIS”

Just note that we’re ALREADY in this state today.

GPS is 18 seconds off from UTC, right now, today.

Relativistic Time

By bill_mcgonigle • • Score: 3 • Thread

By time an hour would be needed we’ll have to factor in the relatively different passage of time on various colonies and have a standard that accounts for timekeeping in different reference frames at least throughout the Solar System.

Hopefully … if we don’t allow politicians to kill our civilization first.

Somebody who works that out now and proposes a correct mechanism will have their name remembered.

Tesla Reveals SpaceX-Powered ‘Flying’ Roadster

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Tesla has unveiled a dramatically redesigned Roadster concept capable of performing midair flips, controlled landings, and a claimed 0-60 mph sprint in just 0.81 seconds. CarScoops reports:
Tonight, Tesla debuted the new Roadster by driving it up a vertical ramp that then went horizontal. Then, it repeated the feat but drove off of the ramp and used thrusters to flip itself over and make a controlled landing on the ground. After that, it did a barrel roll over the rest of the Tesla lineup and again landed without issue on the ground. Then, it did 0-60 mph in 0.81 seconds according to Tesla. All of that sounds amazing, and indeed, watching it happen was pretty spectacular, but boy do we have a lot to unpack.

It’s been nearly a decade since Tesla first showed us the Roadster. The company unveiled what it’s simply calling the Roadster. Not Roadster 2.0, not CyberRoadster, just Roadster, as if it’s a direct successor to the original Tesla. In terms of design, it’s quite a bit different from the car we saw in 2017. Rather than be a somewhat curvaceous sports car, it’s considerably more angular. If a Cybertruck and a Lamborghini Reventon had a runt of a baby, this would be that car. Still, at this stage, we’re still just touching on what we saw and what it looks like.
Let’s get into the details. Developed in collaboration with SpaceX, the Roadster uses 10 cold-gas thrusters powered by two 600-liter compressed-air tanks to accelerate and maneuver in mid-air. Underbody suction fans reportedly generate up to 2Gs of downforce even while stationary, while an active rear spoiler adjusts aerodynamics in real time.
Other features include steer-by-wire, brake-by-wire, and throttle-by-wire technology. Tesla plans three variants: Performance, which requires a $50,000 deposit; Thrust, a $250,000 model capable of sub-one-second acceleration; and Rocket, an invite-only, single-seat version capable of flying.

Production isn’t expected until 2028, and Tesla has yet to disclose key specifications, including range, horsepower, battery capacity, and motor configuration.

A recording of the event can be viewed on X.

Re: Incredible but doubtful about priorities.

By Bobknobber • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

It makes more sense as investor bait then something that would actually be allowed on the streets. Distract people from the underlying issues of the company and woo them with tech demos.

Fucking Awesome

By MrKaos • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

It literately is jumping the shark.

This is such a joke. This is not “flying”

The stated top speed for the production car is mach 0.5, any road vehicle that can move that fast would probably need it. Someone is going to give this a go on a German Auto Bahn or outback Australia where there are no speed limits.

Frankly, it’s not just a joke, it’s completely ridiculous, totally impractical, utterly pointless so it has all of the ingredients for a totally awesome supercar.

As I long time petrol head and lover of racing and cars I think this will be one of the coolest things on four wheels.

Re:Until that very small insignificant looking bum

By saloomy • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
I put a deposit on the Roadster 2 a long while back, no word on queue or timeline, no communication at all. But If they let me buy this I will be really fucking happy. My daily is a Model X Plaid and that thing is an absolute joy. I’m so glad they are still making toys. I really thought they might be all semi trucks and model 3s going forward.

Re:Fucking Awesome

By Jeremi • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

As methods for by suicide-by-wealth go, it’s classier than drugs, and more accessible than a carbon-fiber submarine. I predict we’ll see some pretty spectacular Youtube videos of people making themselves (and their car) two-dimensional.

Re:Something Something Metaphor

By martin-boundary • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Tesla has a history of showing off fake technology. They recently showed off fake self driving cars, fake humanoid robots, etc. Just to pump up their IPO. And we’ve all seen where the stock price is now.

I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough how fake this particular demo turns out to be. One thing is for sure: there won’t be a real car like this sold by Tesla in 2028. But there may well be some angry Tesla shareholders in that year.

Police Seize Robot that Sexually Assaulted Teen Girl

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Slashdot reader alternative_right shares a story that has drawn international attention for being potentially the first documented instance of a robot being used directly in a sexual assault. According to the Associated Press, German police have opened a sexual harassment investigation after a robot allegedly touched a 16-year-old girl’s buttocks and made thrusting motions while two young men reportedly filmed and streamed the incident. Investigators seized the robot and the suspects’ phones and are trying to determine whether the movements were preprogrammed or controlled in real time. From the report:
Cologne police spokesman Christoph Bermel said the two male teenagers have not been charged but are considered suspects, and investigators were examining whether the robot’s movements were preprogrammed or controlled in real time.

Police were unfamiliar with this type of incident, he said. “We have not been aware of this phenomenon so far,” Bermel told The Associated Press, saying it was “new territory for us.” […] The robot, said to be 120 centimeters (about 3 ft 11 inches) tall, was dressed in a white tank top, black sweatpants and wearing a gold chain and sunglasses. It also had what appears to be a fake mustache. Videos circulated on the internet show two young men escorting the robot toward a group of women, bumping into one and hugging others, on a lively nighttime street.

Probably part of its programming

By Krishnoid • • Score: 3 • Thread

Police were unfamiliar with this type of incident, he said. “We have not been aware of this phenomenon so far,” Bermel told The Associated Press, saying it was “new territory for us.”

They just haven’t been paying attention.

A script isn’t an alibi

By CustomBuild • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

If somebody deliberately programmed a robot to do this, pressing “run” beforehand shouldn’t be an escape hatch compared with operating it live. The timing of the command matters for reconstructing events, but either way I’d want to know who chose the behavior and who directed the machine toward people. AP says those questions are still under investigation, so there’s plenty we don’t know yet. “The robot did it” certainly shouldn’t end the inquiry. The alleged filming and streaming bothers me too. The girl could have to deal with copies of that footage long after the police finish examining the hardware. I hope that doesn’t get buried under a thousand jokes about the robot’s sunglasses and mustache.

“It also had what appears to be a fake mustache.”

By TWX • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Wouldn’t any robot’s mustache be a fake mustache unless it was literally shaved off of someone else and somehow affixed intact to said robot?

Robot my shiny metal ass

By RightwingNutjob • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Let’s s/robot/broomstick/ into this story and see what we get, paraphrasing:

Police seized a broomstick [as physical evidence] and suspect’s phones after the suspects filmed themselves touching a woman’s ass with the broomstick and making thrusting motions.

Hmmm…seems like a slam dunk case of indecent assault in most American jurisdictions. Whether it was wooden broomstick, a WonderMop, or an ai-internet-connected-ninja-robot-vacuum-whatever.

No sensationalism required.

Re:A script isn’t an alibi

By sg_oneill • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

Yeah the cops need to take this one seriously. Sexually harrassing children, and lets be clear, legally and morally a teenager is a kid, can never be tolerated, even if its via a frigging robot. I hope she’s OK. Cops need to throw the book at these motherfuckers to set a harsh lesson that this shit wont go unanswered, and that there WILL be life altering consequences.

Sexual abuse of kids and teens can leave them in miserable crazytown for very prolonged periods of time without significant psychological and sometimes psychiatric intervention, preferably early before it develops in personality disorders that are much harder to treat and is highly correlated with self harm, eating disorders, treatment resistent depression and PTSD.

Ubuntu 26.10 Released

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prisoninmate shares a report from 9to5Linux:
Ubuntu 26.10 (Stonking Stingray) has been released today, and it is now available for download for those eager to update their Ubuntu systems to a newer release. Powered by the upcoming Linux 7.3 kernel series, Ubuntu 26.10 ships with the latest GNOME 51 desktop environment, TPM-backed full disk encryption (FDE) support on computers without a hardware root of trust, updated Settings to show whether a computer is certified for Ubuntu, and 100% Rust coreutils.

There are several App Center enhancements in Ubuntu 26.10, such as a unified app-details view for Snap and Debian packages, a dedicated Drivers page where you can review the available graphics drivers, including NVIDIA driver branches, and support for installing codecs for one-time playback when a media file uses a codec that’s not installed.’
Other additions include an optional, locally processed AI-powered speech-to-text tool called Myna, system-wide controls for disabling Ubuntu Insights data collection, and better integration with Microsoft Entra ID. Also worth mentioning are the security and software updates that will be available for nine months, through July 2027.

Wow

By drinkypoo • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

“Powered by the upcoming Linux 7.3 kernel series, Ubuntu 26.10 ships with the latest GNOME 51 desktop environment, TPM-backed full disk encryption (FDE) support on computers without a hardware root of trust, updated Settings to show whether a computer is certified for Ubuntu, and 100% Rust coreutils.”

That’s an impressive list of anti-features. I’ll be sure to avoid it right away.

Broke the shortcut I use the most.

By niftydude • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Amazing. Ubuntu (or Gnome) have broken the shortcut I use the most in Stonking Stingray.

Even since Gnome Shell was released, I’ve always used the Super key to show the app overview, however not only has that been disabled in this release, but I also can no longer set the Super key to do anything on it’s own in the new keyboard shortcut settings.

Fan-bloody-tastic.

Setting it to Super-Q worked briefly - until the screen lock came on, and then that didn’t work either.

I think I need a list of projects that aren’t vibe-coded.

Re:1 … 2 … 3 …

By SeaFox • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Protip: Countdowns usually go the other direction.

Maybe parent post was written by AI…

Re:Super

By niftydude • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
I’ve been thinking it might be time to return back to X from Wayland.

Re:Broke the shortcut I use the most.

By Mirnotoriety • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
> Even since Gnome Shell was released, I’ve always used the Super key to show the app overview, however not only has that been disabled in this release, but I also can no longer set the Super key to do anything on it’s own in the new keyboard shortcut settings.

Method 1: The Terminal Command (gsettings)

Bash: gsettings set org.gnome.mutter overlay-key ‘Super_L’

(If your keyboard uses the right Super key instead, substitute ‘Super_R’.

Bash: gsettings set org.gnome.shell.keybindings toggle-overview "[‘Super_L’]"
—

Method 2: Locking it in via dconf-editor (For persistence across screen locks)

Bash: sudo apt install dconf-editor

Open Dconf Editor from your app launcher (or run dconf-editor in the terminal).

Navigate to: /org/gnome/mutter/

Look for overlay-key, click on it, turn off “Use default value”, and set the custom value to ‘Super_L’.

Do the same for /org/gnome/shell/keybindings/toggle-overview if needed

IMF Warns of the Real AI Threat: Debt

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“Along with the dangers of continuing cyberattacks, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) reports that the threat of an AI market crash is putting the global markets at risk,” writes Slashdot reader databasecowgirl, citing the IMF’s latest semiannual Global Financial Stability Report. Here’s a summary:
Three salient risks could trigger a sharp tightening of financial conditions and market turmoil. Weaker or less durable investment and profitability in artificial intelligence could lead to a correction in AI-related asset prices, amplified by rising leverage and concentrated exposures. Resurgent inflation or fiscal concerns could drive a sharp rise in sovereign bond yields, with potentially broad repercussions across financial markets. Meanwhile, increasingly sophisticated cyber threats pose growing risks as finance becomes more digital and interconnected.

Underlying financial vulnerabilities could amplify these risks and turn market stress into systemic events. Although the global banking system remains broadly resilient, pockets of weaker banks persist. Liquidity mismatches among insurers and pension funds have increased, while rising leverage and contingent liquidity risks in private credit could amplify stress.

While hedge funds support market functioning in calm times, their use of leverage and exposure to crowded trades could exacerbate market stress too and create spillovers to prime brokers. Some emerging markets have seen policy buffers erode, and frontier economies have increasingly relied on less transparent forms of financing.

Finally, although markets for tokenized assets remain small and could offer efficiency gains in several areas, they can create new channels for the buildup of leverage and mismatches in liquidity and maturity, in addition to elevating risks related to technology and infrastructure. These vulnerabilities underscore the need for policies that strengthen resilience, enhance transparency, contain excessive leverage, and improve preparedness for future shocks.
The full report can be found here (PDF).

Did AI write that buzzword bingo summary?

By Somervillain • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
That is horrible, poorly written summary. I love learning about economics and even know exactly what they are saying and mean, but it’s just SHITTY writing. It’s like it was written by a 19yo college student looking to use as many fancy words she just learned her ECON 201 class in sentences. It’s closer to cryptography than journalism. You know impressive words…good for you…can you make your writing less obtuse and painful to read?

The shat is everywhere

By aaarrrgggh • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Most Index funds likely have >10% exposure to AI, and there are all kinds of secondary risks, today. When Anthropic and OpenAI go public the risk likely doubles. It is incredibly hard to protect yourself.

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Soooooo…

By greytree • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Where do I put my money now so I can profit ( even more than just the schadenfreude ) from Sam Altman’s demise ?

Re:Soooooo…

By Black Parrot • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Schadenfreude is priceless; no finite amount of money can match it.

Re:Panic behind closed doors

By Local ID10T • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

The economy is not the stock market.

The stock market is up. Big business is making innovations and selling them to each other.

The economy is hurting. Prices are up, and sales are down. People cannot afford the things they need.

Flock CEO Defends Surveillance Tech Amid National Backlash

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from TechCrunch:
Flock’s founder and CEO Garrett Langley doesn’t think the risks of introducing surveillance technology at scale outweigh the rewards. “If we want to live in a society where, if you commit a crime, you have a higher probability of being held accountable, we shouldn’t pause progress,” Langley said, speaking onstage during a panel at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 in San Francisco on Wednesday.

During the interview, the controversial founder of the surveillance maker of license plate cameras and other recording devices deflected hard questions about the criticism Flock now faces — which has since led to canceled contracts and even layoffs. Instead, Langley tended to respond to questions with anecdotes from conversations with police chiefs and city leaders across the United States, and tales of the supposed numerous crimes Flock has solved, rather than offer tangible solutions to people’s concerns.

In doing so, Langley positioned Flock as an advance in technology that was somewhat inevitable. He stressed that if people wanted to live in a better society — that is, one with reduced crime — they would have to offer up their privacy in return. […] “Technology, at its core, in its definition, is just doing things better. It’s not doing things perfect,” he said. “Driverless cars, I think, is a fair analogy. Driverless cars, I think, are definitively safer than human drivers. And when there’s one accident, I don’t think the answer is to shut down driverless cars. The answer is to say, ‘Hey, let’s talk about how we prevent more accidents in the future.’"

[…] From Langley’s answers, it’s clear that the ethics around how Flock should be used is a decision he would much rather leave up to others. “We don’t want to tell city leaders how to do their job,” he noted. “We will provide recommendations, we’ll provide defaults, but we’re going to minimize the number of mandated features, functions, and policies,” he said.
Langley went on to argue that society too often judges technology “not on how it compares to the past, but how it compares to perfect.” He acknowledged that “Flock is far from perfect” but maintained that its technology helps police departments compensate for staffing shortages and improve public safety.
When pressed about potential abuse and privacy concerns, Langley offered few specifics, instead arguing that safeguards could be implemented without disrupting police operations. He insisted the benefits of what Flock offers outweigh the controversy. “There’s millions and millions of people who have a better life today because [of] Flock,” he said, adding that “it’s worth it because one day they might be a victim.”

Crime statistics

By Ogive17 • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
How many crimes have been committed DUE to Flock cameras? How many abuses that may not have been criminal but were unethical?

In a society that touts freedom as much as we do, the bar should be set extremely high for such a technology. Right now it’s the lowest, rotten hanging fruit.

Re:crime rates

By OrangeTide • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

If you check the statistics, median time for stolen vehicle recovery fell by 6.7% in jurisdictions that installed Flock, saving people a fraction of a day in the recovery of their stolen property. Share of vehicles recovered in 1 to 7 days did not change though, so if you’re hoping Flock will get your car back, the statistics show we’re in basically the same situation we were in before Flock.

The value add that Flock pushes to police departments isn’t that it is faster or recovers more. It’s that it’s other police departments are already using it. Pure bandwagon argument. Flock will tell them marketing based on their own flawed surveys, that “42% of the 330 agencies answering the stolen-vehicle question said Flock was involved in recovering at least half of the stolen vehicles in their jurisdiction.” If I’m being generous, Flock might be cheaper than hiring more staff. But I don’t have data to support that, I looked, and couldn’t find it.

“Some of you may die-

By locater16 • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
-but I will get paid for it!” - Tech Bro

You know what I think?

By DeathElk • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Fuck flock, fuck this cunt and fuck anyone who supports this shit.

Re:It is true that

By ObliviousGnat • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

There is no expectation of privacy in public

But there’s expectation of not being stalked, and stalking is what these networked cameras do.