Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. ChatGPT’s New Wallet Lets AI Agents Shop For You
  2. Advocacy Groups Sue AI Giants to Freeze New Models, Warning of ‘Catastrophic’ Risks
  3. Nvidia Employees Petition For Jensen Huang’s Return
  4. Parents and Teachers Decry Google Pledge To Yank Search If Schools Block AI
  5. FAA Expands AI Advice to Manage Air Traffic Congestion Across Entire US Airspace
  6. Euclid Mission Data Release Spans More Than 900 Million Galaxies
  7. SpaceX To Invest $74 Billion Into Data Center Construction Projects In Texas, Arizona
  8. Whoop Launches a Social Network Where Every User Has a ‘Verified Heartbeat’
  9. Nintendo Takes Down Switch Emulators, Mod Chip Firmware in Massive GitHub DMCA Sweep
  10. Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Had a Relationship With a Second Employee
  11. Singapore Says US Not Helpful On Investigation Into Suspected Spy’s Company
  12. Microsoft Outlook Goes Down Nationwide [UPDATE]
  13. Google Pushes Privacy Angle As Gemini-Powered Smartglasses Debut
  14. Iconic First Image of Black Hole Holds Up To Scrutiny
  15. Critical Apache HTTP/2 Flaw Could Let Unauthenticated Attackers Execute Code Remotely

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

ChatGPT’s New Wallet Lets AI Agents Shop For You

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OpenAI has launched ChatGPT Wallet, a feature that lets its Dots AI agents help users choose products and complete purchases on their behalf. TechCrunch reports:
The option will initially be available to a limited number of U.S. ChatGPT Pro subscribers, ages 18 and up, with a U.S.-issued Visa, Mastercard, or American Express. OpenAI says that users are fully in control of the purchases, as they’re able to review the items, the total, and the payment card that will be used to complete the transaction before the checkout occurs. In addition, users will approve the purchases directly with a security check like Face ID or a fingerprint, which creates a record of their transaction. […] The company notes that customers who shop via their dots will still be able to earn their credit card rewards and be able to take advantage of protections that typically come with cards, like being able to dispute transactions.

Advocacy Groups Sue AI Giants to Freeze New Models, Warning of ‘Catastrophic’ Risks

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A coalition of online safety and consumer advocacy groups has sued five of the world’s leading artificial intelligence companies, asking a California judge to halt the development and deployment of new AI models until the companies can address what the plaintiffs describe as potentially “catastrophic” risks. The lawsuit alleges the companies are violating California unfair competition law by endangering public health and computer systems, arguing that increasingly autonomous AI could ultimately escape human control. The Associated Press reports:
The filing, first reported on by The Associated Press, asks a judge to stop Anthropic, Google, Meta, OpenAI and SpaceXSI from developing or deploying new AI models, pointing to documented examples of cyberattacks and other harmful actions by AI systems and the companies’ own alarming acknowledgments that their technology has the potential to someday destroy humanity. “No other industry is allowed to treat its own development of unsafe products — much less ones that could kill us all — as inevitable,” reads the complaint from the Irreplaceable Education Fund, Public Citizen, Heat Initiative and the Alliance for Secure AI. “Plaintiffs bring this suit to stop Defendants from continuing their unlawful path to disaster.”

[…] The plaintiffs, all nonprofits, allege that the companies named in the lawsuit have violated a California unfair competition law by endangering public health and interfering with the use of property such as computer systems. They claim they’ve had to divert resources away from other planned work to address the acute harms threatened by each of the companies’ advancing AI models. They also warn that the companies’ goals of creating AI systems that are broadly as smart as humans and can increasingly manage tasks and learn things autonomously could result in a permanent loss of control of the technology and heighten existential risks to humanity.

the superhuman AI researcher

By ZipNada • • Score: 3 • Thread

“Anthropic is now making AI progress about twice as fast as its historical rate (they would not be surprised by anything from 1.3x to 3x), and guessed that “perhaps 80%” of the current acceleration is due to AI.

all of us forecast that Superhuman AI Researcher (SAR) will likely arrive at some point in 2027 (assuming no substantial deliberate slowdown).3 We also predict a 35-65% chance that Top-Expert-Dominating AI (TED-AI), AIs that can automate all white-collar work, will arrive before 2028.”

https://3quarksdaily.com/3quar…

Fear based on what?

By hcs_$reboot • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread
Do these people actually have any technical expertise? Or is their fear based solely on recent news?
Having an independent group oversee AI research seems like a sensible idea to me. But stopping research altogether simply because these people are “afraid”?

Nvidia Employees Petition For Jensen Huang’s Return

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Wired:
Some Nvidia employees are calling for Jensen Huang’s return even after his multiple reported extramarital affairs and abrupt resignation, according to internal correspondence reviewed by WIRED. An internal “suggestion box” post submitted before Huang’s resignation by a longtime engineer at Nvidia urged the company’s board to take employee sentiment into consideration prior to taking any action. The submission has attracted more than 1,600 comments since then, with several asking board members to find a way to bring back Huang.

“If you believe in the mission, bring back THE boss,” wrote one anonymous commenter. “We are all humans and can make mistakes. Jensen did so many good things and he needs a second chance,” wrote another. One employee went as far as sending a companywide email demanding transparency into Huang’s exit. “I stand by Jensen,” the staffer wrote. “Not because I believe any person is infallible, but because I refuse to believe that standing for fairness must mean standing at a distance from someone whose leadership has meant so much to us.”

[…] It’s been business as usual inside the company throughout this week, but Huang’s resignation left many employees stunned. In the hours after, about two dozen employees posted on LinkedIn in support of Huang, with one describing their faith in his leadership as unwavering. Over the same period, WIRED couldn’t identify any posts from Nvidia employees in support of his resignation. One employee who has been at Nvidia for a couple of years and wasn’t authorized to speak publicly says they perceive the desire for Huang’s reinstatement as widespread. They worry the company will eventually suffer without its founder at the helm and say that the board must bring him back. “Nvidia is Nvidia because of Jensen,” the employee tells WIRED.

Many employees had expected a board investigation to conclude before any big changes would occur. For instance, the suggestion-box post called on the board to share its findings with employees and formally solicit their sentiment “about Jensen’s continuing as our CEO.” Instead, Huang left just as the inquiry had begun. Staffers are seeking to better understand why. “If America fails the man who helped build its future,” the employee in the companywide email stated, “then this world does not deserve Jensen Huang.”

With tears in my eyes

By mick232 • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread
I am reading this. He must have been a good boss.

Failing to honor commitments

By Turkinolith • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
“If America fails the man who helped build its future,” the employee in the companywide email stated, “then this world does not deserve Jensen Huang.”

This isn’t “America failing the man”, this is the man “failing to honor commitments” and then society viewing the company through the lens of what the company is that allows a person such as this at it’s helm.

It’s always more than just the surface level issue and these people seem to fail to recognize that.

Re:Failing to honor commitments

By Samantha Wright • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

No moral failing is so profound, no travesty so great, that it cannot be overlooked if doing so will insulate one’s investments from the horrors of mediocrity.

Re:Beat me harder daddy

By Samantha Wright • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Trump knew for an entire year about the Jensen/spy situation; Jensen confessed to it, got defensive when asked about China, and there’s plenty of photographic documentation that it existed. There’s no coincidences here; it’s routine for the US President to be get advance notice of something major before it goes public, and the blatant insider trading is just normal behavior for Trump.

Re:Kinda beside the point

By jacks smirking reven • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

“We all make mistakes” is letting him off the hook tremendously.

This is also true in the sense that (spy shit not withstanding) he’s not going to prison over this, won’t be broke and will always be a minimum 9 figure individual, he still controls a huge amount of shares in the company, I imagine (correct me here) he also sits on the board and unless he was a knowing participant in the spy shit he will sit there forever.

My prediction: He will chill out for like a year behind the scenes then you’ll see him funding/founding a new startup. He will make a return visit to All In podcast where they will slob him and assuage him he was just a smol bean and we should welcome him back. Then he pulls a Jobs and NVidia buys his new company.

Parents and Teachers Decry Google Pledge To Yank Search If Schools Block AI

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Guardian:
Parents and teachers across the US are criticizing Google’s announcement that schools choosing to block AI tools could also lose access to Google Search. Google announced last week a range of new AI tools for schools and classrooms, alongside options allowing teachers and administrators to restrict their use. The company said schools should have control over whether students use AI in the classroom, but that schools that choose to block Google’s AI tools will also lose access to its search engine. […] Parents and teachers across the country raised concerns to the Guardian about AI’s potential to weaken students’ critical-thinking skills and the growing influence of big tech in education. Some called on schools to consider alternative search engines, while others argued that students should be taught how to use AI responsibly rather than prevented from accessing it altogether.

Jen Atay, a 51-year-old teacher in Hawaii, lambasted Google’s approach, saying: “When the software is free, you are the product, and it is inappropriate for Google to test or develop AI with minors. This should not be allowed at all.” A 44-year-old father of two boys in Amissville, Virginia, said he worries that “AI will weaken people’s ability to think critically. I use AI in my work, but it would not be effective if I did not have well over a decade of experience under my belt. Even the best models are often flat-out wrong in their responses.” […] Others questioned why schools should depend on Google at all. An 84-year-old retiree and mother in Maryland, said: “Google decided to follow the evil path to riches. When they started, they were great. Today they are simply evil money grubbers Schools should tell Google to go pound sand and simply have kids use DuckDuckGo or one of the other search engines There is nothing Google offers that is not available from some other source.” […]

Not everyone believes blocking AI is the answer. Some argued that schools should focus on teaching students how to use the technology responsibly. A 67-year-old emerging technology teacher in Texas said: “I do not blame Google. AI is not going away. I’ve been very frustrated this year trying to teach AI literacy with AI blocked. Schools need to teach how to properly use AI, not block it.” A California resident echoed that view, arguing that schools could use Google’s AI tools to teach students to question the information they receive. “Google Search has existed since the 90s and it’s crazy of them to completely remove it instead of just removing Gemini. That being said, I would like to see schools actually permit the use of Gemini and use it as an opportunity to show students how its sources aren’t always valid and you can’t trust everything an AI tells you,” they said.

Dear…

By HammerOn1024 • • Score: 3, Insightful • Thread
Village Idiot teachers and parents: USE another search engine! Pathetic! Of all the problems with our indoctrination systems… er, school systems… thus is the LEAST of the problems!

Stand up to Google

By gurps_npc • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

We need to stand up to google. They need to know they sell products to us, rather than force them on us.

Just use other searches. Duck Duck Go is basically a google search that isn’t a privacy invasion. Or use Bing, or a hundred others.
 

Re:Lose access?

By bill_mcgonigle • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

You log into your Chromebook wirh your .edu account and it disables search for anyone in the org.

Somebody pointed out here last time that if you append &utm=15 or something to the URL it goes back to the old Search.

So it sounds like they’re making a huge lie of omission.

What’s sad is they could use an LLM to teach Socratically with any search terms but they want so badly to suppress critical thinking and shove “alignment” down kids’ throats that they are being belligerent.

The dont-be-evil era company would be making the best teaching Search.

It’s a huge market void for someone with more time than I have right now.

inacurate headline

By ei4anb • • Score: 3 • Thread
Google are not going to “yank” search if AI is blocked, they have rebuilt their search feature on top of their AI and no longer offer the legacy search. If you don’t want AI then use a different search engine. The headline is rage-bait to generate clicks.

FAA Expands AI Advice to Manage Air Traffic Congestion Across Entire US Airspace

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The FAA is expanding its $875 million AI-powered SMART system to all 22 U.S. air traffic control centers across the country. Since being implemented over Washington, DC, on September 21, the system has helped reroute 180 flights, saving an average of 10 minutes and nearly 80 gallons of fuel per flight. Ars Technica reports:
The FAA fact sheet describes SMART as a cloud-based system that combines information about “weather patterns, flight paths, traffic flow and controller staffing metrics” to predict air traffic patterns. It is designed to make scheduling recommendations, identify optimal flight routes, and determine the best order of arrivals for aircraft. However, a human team of FAA specialists based in DC is ultimately responsible for validating the SMART system recommendations before passing them along to air traffic control facilities across the country, according to the agency. Furthermore, the AI-powered SMART system “cannot be used to replace the critical role air traffic controllers play or take over control of an aircraft,” the FAA clarified in the September 21 announcement about the initial deployment. Local air traffic controllers can decide whether or not to accept the SMART system recommendations.

[…] Following the initial deployment in airspace above DC, the FAA expanded the SMART system’s coverage to air route traffic control centers in Atlanta along with Jacksonville and Miami in Florida, according to The Dallas Morning News. The FAA also shared an example with The Dallas Morning News about how SMART recommended a shorter and faster route for a cargo flight arriving at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, although the newspaper noted that the agency did not identify the flight involved and has not provided information about how SMART may have assisted passenger flight traffic.

What is the failure mode of this “smart” system?

By La Gris • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

This is by fare the most pregnant question to ask when dealing with such critical systems. It is all good it can do better than humans in specific situations. But we need to know exactly how it fail, in what cases and what is the course of action when it fails.

Re:What is the failure mode of this “smart” system

By JaredOfEuropa • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
As the summary states, this thing makes routing recommendations that get passed along to the decision-making humans, who may or may not follow the recommendation. If the AI makes a mistake and sends planes the wrong way or into each other’s paths, the humans are supposed to notice. That’s fine… until it’s the human part of the system fails. If the AI keeps doing a good job, humans might no longer bother checking its output too closely, or worse: just put it in charge.

Similar problem with AI driven facial recognition. AI is great for finding a couple of needles in the haystack, after which a human can figure out which needle is the right one. But after a while, the humans just go with the first needle they are handed.

this is the best part

By metac0rtex • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

This new system was tested and approved for use without involving the human experts that do this everyday. Now ATC has to do their job and sanity-check AI slop.

Furthermore, the AI-powered SMART system “cannot be used to replace the critical role air traffic controllers play or take over control of an aircraft,” the FAA clarified in the September 21 announcement about the initial deployment. Local air traffic controllers can decide whether or not to accept the SMART system recommendations.

NATCA says it ‘has not been involved in the design, testing, or implementation’ of the program. [1]

[1](https://www.flyingmag.com/faa-smart-ai-rollout-natca-atc-union/)

AI in the air

By gary s • • Score: 4, Funny • Thread
This is how skynet started.

FAA Mission Statement

By crunchy_one • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

Our continuing mission is to provide the safest, most efficient aerospace system in the world.

While this system might contribute to efficiency in terms of cost reduction, it’s difficult to see how putting an AI system in the loop contributes to safety.

Euclid Mission Data Release Spans More Than 900 Million Galaxies

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The European Space Agency has released the largest dataset yet from its Euclid space telescope, containing 1.7 petabytes of observations covering more than 900 million galaxies. “The data unveiled on Thursday covered a survey of the sky equal to about 9,500 times the size of the moon as viewed from Earth,” reports Reuters. “The mission’s goal is to complete the “largest-ever three-dimensional atlas of the cosmos, spanning more than a third of the sky, in 2031.” From the report:
“It marks a major milestone for ESA’s Euclid mission and for everyone involved,” said astrophysicist Valeria Pettorino, ESA’s Euclid project scientist. Euclid, launched from Florida in 2023, is gathering data on how the universe has expanded and how its structure has formed over time while amassing information about the nature of dark energy and dark matter and the role of gravity on large scales.

“Euclid will not just take images of galaxies in the sky, in two dimensions, but will also measure their distance, the third dimension. This will tell us where galaxies are in space and time, across 10 billion years, and in all directions beyond our galactic plane,” Pettorino said. “Galaxies cluster along filaments, surrounded by empty space, and form a network that we call the cosmic web. Euclid will reconstruct the cosmic web and how it has grown over time. This is important because the exact configuration of the cosmic web, how many clusters or voids are there, how fast it changed, depend on the properties of dark energy and dark matter,” Pettorino said.

[…] Previous Euclid data releases covered only a few days of observations. The newly released dataset includes more than a year of data and still spans only 14% of the total sky area Euclid is due to survey in visible and near-infrared light over six years. This data release will be completed next year with the first results on dark energy and dark matter.

new point of comparison just dropped

By T34L • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

survey of the sky equal to about 9,500 times the size of the moon as viewed from Earth

I wanna believe I have a relatively lively imagination but this one is entirely fuckin’ lost on me. If we gotta reach for layman relatable ways of measuring the area, couldn’t we describe it as the fraction of the horizon to horizon sky it would cover? Wouldn’t that be a pretty intuitive way of describing it?

Re: Let me put that on my punch cards

By usedtobestine • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Do you think they emailed it to the New York Times and killed Outlook Online in the process?

Re:new point of comparison just dropped

By test321 • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

It is 4.85% of the sky coverage. Data: the moon occupies an average solid angle of 6.418x10-5 steradians, or a fractional area of 5.107 ppm of the sky.

SpaceX To Invest $74 Billion Into Data Center Construction Projects In Texas, Arizona

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from the Hill:
Elon Musk’s SpaceX plans to invest more than $74 billion into building two data centers in Texas and Arizona, the company announced Thursday, marketing them as projects that will boost local communities amid backlash surrounding such facilities. “These investments will expand local tax bases, generate substantial new revenue for schools and public services, and create economic opportunities that extend far beyond the facilities themselves,” the company said in a release. SpaceX said it will put more than $24 billion into a new project in Texas’s Rio Grande Valley, expanding the company’s headquarters in Starbase — a coastal town the tech giant established in 2025 in a previously unincorporated area of Cameron County. In Arizona, SpaceX will invest around $50 billion in Cochise County, a rural area east of Tucson bordering Mexico and New Mexico.

SpaceX pledged the new projects will be created cooperatively with the surrounding communities and will be environmentally conscious. The company said the project in Texas would generate its own power and invest $220 million to expand the water supply in nearby Brownsville. While in Arizona, it vowed to work with local electric cooperatives and “potentially” reduce electric bills, saying the site would use dry cooling without water consumption. “They require strong partnerships with local communities, responsible environmental stewardship, and stable, competitive policies that give companies the confidence to make long-term investments,” the company said in a release. Both sites promise hundreds of permanent jobs even once construction is complete.

But Elon!

By Baron_Yam • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Didn’t our trillionaire-on-paper fascist saviour assure us that despite what physicists and engineers said, data centers would move to orbit because space is cold, power is plentiful, and radiation’s not an issue?

Elon couldn’t have been moronically wrong about that, he’s rich!

Re:But Elon!

By Jeremi • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Elon couldn’t have been moronically wrong about that, he’s rich!

Elon’s smart enough to know it won’t work — but he’s also smart enough to know how gullible his fan club is. He’s discovered that he can convert bits and pieces of 1960s sci-fi novels into easy money and online adulation.

Re:Good luck with that

By gtall • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Re the energy usage, Elmo doesn’t give a flying rat’s ass about the environment and will happily spin up gas or coal plants to supply power. The trick now will be getting them approved. However, I doubt the newly elected blue people are raging environmentalists. And we still do not know how susceptible they are to corruption of which the R’s in those states are well practiced. The lobbyists have not be diselected.

Space-Based?

By necro81 • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread
What does this announcement say about SpaceX’s own confidence about datacenters in space? Their IPO paperwork was, to put it lightly, very confident in that future. But here they are committing huge capital to building on terra firma.

Re: Good luck with that

By dfghjk • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

As if there’s the slightest evidence in the OP’s post of anything you say. MAGA just can’t say anything without lying.

Whoop Launches a Social Network Where Every User Has a ‘Verified Heartbeat’

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Whoop has launched Humans, a social network built into its fitness app where every account is a real person with a “verified heartbeat.” The wearable company claims its platform is “entirely human,” unlike other social media platforms that are “saturated with artificial intelligence, automated accounts and bots, and manufactured content.” The Verge reports:
Starting Thursday, Whoop members can share their data from its wearables on the app’s new Whoop Humans social network. Users can make their metrics, activities, and achievements visible to other Whoop wearers, post Story-like “Moments” with photos and captions, and add comments and reactions on other members’ posts. […]

In the Community tab in Whoop’s app, users can scroll through Moments from people they’re following, like tapping through your Stories feed on Instagram but with your friends’ fitness tracker data. In one of Whoop’s examples, swiping up on a user’s Moments post with a photo from their run shows a map with their route and details like their pace and distance. The Community tab also shows cards for people in your “community” with their sleep, recovery, and strain scores.

Whoop says users choose which activities, achievements, and metrics they want to share on Humans, including Recovery, Strain, Sleep, HRV, and resting heart rate. Any activities marked as sensitive aren’t shared by default. There’s also an option to keep Moments posts private and a “Stealth Mode” for temporarily hiding health and performance data without changing your sharing settings.

eeewww

By jhoegl • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
tracking of your bodies stats and performance so they can get more data to sell to advertisers.
They can tell when you crap, when you eat, when you work out, when you sleep, and when you have sex.
You really want that much data in the hands of Oligarchs?

We have real human data for you to mine!

By wickerprints • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Why the fuck do we need yet another social media company that mines personal data for profit? Jumping on the anti-AI bandwagon might be commendable if it weren’t for the fact that, once again, the whole purpose of its existence is to harvest personal data from users.

These tech ghouls need to fuck off. I don’t care if you think this data is sensitive, or if you promise to respect people’s privacy. Don’t collect it and turn it into engagement bait. I’m so fucking tired of this shit. There’s something seriously wrong with people who feel this constant need to share these details about themselves with others.

Re:eeewww

By Aighearach • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

and when you have sex.

I just wish these exercise watches weren’t so prudish. They can detect when you’re walking, running, sleeping but as soon as you spend quality time with your inflatable or turn on the internet, it pretends it doesn’t know what’s going on and records it as “stress” instead of cardio.

They need to add an “Oppressive religion: On/Off” setting so users can decide for themselves if they want to pretend it didn’t happen.

Once again discrimination

By rsilvergun • • Score: 4, Funny • Thread
Against the living impaired.

Asking the obvious

By TJHook3r • • Score: 3 • Thread
Up until now I’ve not been able to see my social network contacts cease living in real time and I’m unsure this is what users are really crying out for! Does this count as a ‘killer app’?

Nintendo Takes Down Switch Emulators, Mod Chip Firmware in Massive GitHub DMCA Sweep

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Nintendo has issued four DMCA takedown notices targeting two Nintendo Switch emulators, Yuzu and Citron Neo, along with mod chip firmware such as Picofly, SX Core and HWFLY. As a result, 144 repositories containing firmware used to circumvent the console’s copy protections have been removed by GitHub and replaced by a DMCA takedown notice. IGN reports:
GitHub has posted Nintendo’s November 6 DMCA notice, which says, “The Nintendo Switch console and video games contain technological protection measures (‘TPMs’) that permit the Nintendo Switch console to interact only with legitimate Nintendo video game files. This process protects Nintendo’s copyright-protected video games, (…) by preventing users from playing pirated copies of Nintendo’s video games on the Nintendo Switch console and by preventing users from unlawfully copying and playing Nintendo’s video games on unauthorized devices.”

However, while this takedown has effectively wiped out a ton of repositories with mod chip firmware, it seems like it’s still being hosted elsewhere on the site, according to TorrentFreak. It’s possible, though, that Nintendo isn’t finished yet; back in 2024, Nintendo effectively took down 8,500 copies of Yuzu by issuing a takedown that targeted 12 different mirrors of the emulator. This particular takedown also comes a few days after emulators were able to run the remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on PC, so this could be a sign that Nintendo is winding up its lawyers to crack down on emulation once again.

“Massive Takedown”

By Valgrus Thunderaxe • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
Four Github sites? That’s not “massive” in my opinion.

Video Game Preservation

By omnichad • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

I knew Nintendo was about to do something big again after they announced their own video game preservation initiative. Trying to cover over the other reason emulation exists. I’m no pirate, but I don’t use original hardware for anything but my newest games. It’s way to hard to keep that stuff running - especially modern wireless controllers. A Dualsense controller is a perfect controller for SNES, NES, Playstation, and even Steam. I never owned a Pro controller for the Wii and I can’t easily get one now - so emulation is much more effective.

Things are going to get pretty messed up soon

By rsilvergun • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread
AI is going to fuck up gaming in so many ways and this is one of them.

Basically you can take a little bit of AI code and somebody else’s project from when they did the hard stuff and combine the two and the AI will take the work that person did for a single project and generalize it so that it can be applied to basically any game in existence.

This means that you get stuff like bloodborne being ported to PC which is harmless enough because it’s an old game but then the code from that can be adopted and patched and updated by AI to the point where script kiddies can make PS5 games run on PC natively…

Whatever else you think about the topic there’s no way Sony and Nintendo and Microsoft can let that slide. Never mind what Adobe is eventually going to do.

The first thing will probably be to do something think of the children bullshit to ban local AI instances. I’m sure they’ll say something about pedophilia or guns or something. And honestly they probably will find some gun toting pedos just like how Ronald Reagan used Willie Horton to win an election. Fun fact the guy’s name isn’t Willie it’s William.

I don’t know what the fuck you do about any of this but we are going to have to figure out some kind of Middle ground between every single console game can be pirated with ease on your PC and none of us were allowed to own hobbyist PCS anymore.

I mean we don’t have to the corporations can just take our toys away. Although the last election shows they’re not 110% in charge of everything. I mean they spent like $2 billion dollars trying to get the Republican party here in America elected and surprisingly that didn’t work. Christ Mississippi elected a black man to the senate for the first time since before reconstruction…

Re:Video Game Preservation

By Local ID10T • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

The holiday shopping season is almost upon us. Nintendo is doing their annual crackdown. They want to ensure that the people buy from Nintendo, not buy an emulator box and download ROMs.

Profit must be protected.

Former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang Had a Relationship With a Second Employee

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Reuters reports that former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a third woman (source paywalled; alternative source ), an unnamed Nvidia employee. The revelation follows reports of two other extramarital affairs: one with Nvidia VP Kimberly Powell and another with Alice Huang, whom U.S. intelligence reportedly suspects of being a Chinese spy. The latter relationship has also prompted a shareholder lawsuit alleging Nvidia misled investors about its ties to a company suspected of circumventing U.S. chip export restrictions. Jensen Huang has since resigned as Nvidia’s CEO and stepped down from its board on Thursday. CFO Colette Kress has been appointed interim CEO while the company searches for a permanent successor.

In the words of Peter Griffin

By ArchieBunker • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Oh my god who the hell cares.

Nvidia’s loss

By CustomBuild • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread

I think Huang’s departure was a mistake. Nvidia still has CUDA and a hell of an engineering team. What it loses is the guy who backed GPU computing when that was a much harder sell. Based on what’s public, I’d have tried to keep him, put any conflicted personnel decisions in someone else’s hands, and let the independent directors finish their investigation.

I’d be more worried about where Jensen lands next. Whether he joins another company or starts his own, somebody gets a guy who’s already shown he can spot a market early and get developers to build for it. Nvidia could pay for this twice: once to replace him, and again to compete with him.

Re:WTH supplements is this guy on?

By Whateverthisis • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
NVIDIA was always a niche player in the market as GPUs were not a major segment.

In 2006, NVIDIA launched a software tool called CUDA. CUDA allows you to network tens of thousands of NVIDIA GPUs together. Wall Street punished them for it; NVIDIA’s stock price was hit; the software was expensive to build and few people bought it, and NVIDIA gave it away to academics in computer science.

Those academics later figured out how to make blockchain. Then cryptocurrency. And then later LLMs. All of these models were built on arrays of NVIDIA GPUs because of CUDA. Those groups built better tools and an ecosystem of software on the back of CUDA.

And because of that bet 20 years ago, a bet that no one understood and penalized NVIDIA for it, NVIDIA is the most valuable company in the world and Jensen Huang moves mountains, until today. 20 years in the making, and Huang was right; his bet paid off big time, when everyone told him he was wrong.

Huang is a jerk for cheating on his wife and it appears tacitly allowing the illegal smuggling of his own technology to a peer adversary; you can’t condone what he’s done. But you can also kind of look at it and understand the catharsis of someone who pushed a vision for 20 years that everyone said was foolish, and not only finding that vision to not just be right, but right in a world-changing way. The high from being validated like that has got to be a stronger drug than Viagra.

Remember:

By Locke2005 • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread
Two Huangs don’t make a right!

Re:We know this already

By ClickOnThis • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

No, I don’t think it’s a dupe. So far, we heard Huang had affairs with two women. This new story is about a third woman.

Unless you forgot an /s tag.

Singapore Says US Not Helpful On Investigation Into Suspected Spy’s Company

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Singapore says U.S. authorities provided limited assistance in its investigation of Megaspeed, the company run by Alice Huang, the Chinese businesswoman whom U.S. intelligence suspects is a Chinese spy and whose relationship with Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has drawn scrutiny. According to Singapore, authorities held Alice Huang’s passport from June 2025 until February while investigating “potential false declarations,” but ultimately released her with a “stern warning” and barred her from re-entering the country. The New York Times reports:
The statement raises new questions about the response of the Trump administration to the case and why the U.S. government did not more forcefully intervene. According to the timeline in the statement, Singaporean authorities had been holding Ms. Huang’s passport well after President Trump was briefed last fall about her relationship with Nvidia’s chief executive and the belief that she was a Chinese intelligence asset. The New York Times has reported that Taiwan began monitoring Ms. Huang in 2024 at the guidance of the U.S. government.

In its statement, Singapore said that it had sought information from an American server maker and close Nvidia business partner, Supermicro, but that the company had provided “limited cooperation.” Supermicro, a firm that packages Nvidia’s A.I. chips onto servers that can be used in data centers, has been at the center of a number of chip smuggling investigations across the globe. Supermicro was a supplier to Megaspeed, a company incorporated in Singapore and run by Ms. Huang, according to two people with knowledge of the matter.

Singapore said in the statement its authorities raised Supermicro’s “limited cooperation” with the U.S. Department of Justice and Federal Bureau of Investigation in July 2025 and “requested their assistance in securing the company’s cooperation.” “Despite these repeated requests, Singapore has to date received limited information or assistance in respect of the company,” the statement said.

Can’t imagine why

By OverlordQ • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Nvidia donated $25M to the Trump Ballroom.

Megaspeed paid up front

By Whateverthisis • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
That’s the bottom line.

Some estimates put that 25% of NVIDIA’s revenue was generated by customers that NVIDIA themselves financed, or backed with guarantees. So basically NVIDIA would invest in a new neocloud, who then used the new funds to buy NVIDIA chips. That neocloud then, often public, grows it’s stock price. NVIDIA wins because it gets revenue from the sales as well as growth of the stock, but it uses it’s own dollars to do so who basically come back to it as revenue.

That can come to an end right quick with rapid growth, so NVIDIA would need some customers who paid cash for NVIDIA products. Enter Megaspeed, who went from $75 in assets in 2022, to $33M in 2023, to $3B in cash on hand in 2024. They bought billions of servers from NVIDIA OEMS, who then bought billions of dollars in chips from NVIDIA and paid cash, but not circular financing. By all accounts, the cash came from pre-payments to Megaspeed from Alibaba, who was a guaranteed tenant for Megaspeed’s servers.

Alibaba money went to Megaspeed, who bought billions in chips with new cash, that helped give NVIDIA the cash it needed, who then used it to invest in or guarantee funding to US Neoclouds, who then used that money to buy NVIDIA chips and go public on the stock market. It’s pretty clear why they kept the relationship cozy. And frankly they might have kept it going too, if it was for Jensen Huang’s infidelity.

Re:Stern warning about WHAT?

By larryjoe • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

Singapore isn’t exactly known for being light on crime. If they had anything supporting the allegations, they’d already have hung her.

Singapore is an extremely small country that exercises extreme geopolitical caution. It definitely will not provoke China over something that it doesn’t consider to be a significant national interest.

Microsoft Outlook Goes Down Nationwide [UPDATE]

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Microsoft is suffering a major Microsoft 365 outage that’s disrupting Outlook, Teams, Copilot and SharePoint for users across the Americas, with more than 129,000 problem reports logged on Downdetector shortly after the disruption began. Microsoft blames the connectivity problems on an unexpectedly large number of unavailable servers that overloaded the remaining infrastructure. The company says it’s redistributing traffic and restarting affected systems. From a report:
Microsoft was not providing an estimated time by which it expects service to return. Both individual Outlook users and those on enterprise accounts experienced problems logging in to the service. The outage also affected other Microsoft services, including Microsoft Teams, the Copilot 365 AI service and SharePoint Online. “Users may be unable to connect to multiple Microsoft 365 services,” the company said on its Service Health Status page.
UPDATE 11/12/26, 19:50 UTC: From Microsoft 365 Status: “We’re testing a configuration change to address a problem that’s causing servers to fail automated health checks and become unavailable. In parallel, we’ve initiated a restart of all affected servers and are monitoring health as they return to service. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as http://status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.”

UPDATE 11/12/26, 20:19 UTC: From Microsoft 365 Status: “We’ve not identified any recent change correlated with the start of impact; however, our investigation indicates the failed health checks may originate from a specific component that’s responsible for processing server health. We’ve taken steps to prevent additional servers from being impacted while we work to return the affected servers to service. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as http://status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.

UPDATE 11/12/26, 20:29 UTC: “According to https://downdetector.com/, much of the major services are down,” writes Slashdot reader xocmot2. “AWS, Microsoft, Meta, on and on. Clearly not a Microsoft thing.”

UPDATE 11/12/26, 6:17 UTC: Microsoft is still struggling to resolve the outage, which is confirmed to be global with disruptions reported across 74 countries and territories. The outage has disrupted businesses and government services in countries including Japan, Singapore, India, and Australia, while OpenAI and Anthropic have also reported related problems.

Microsoft says its recovery efforts have produced some improvements, but the fixes are not delivering "sustained recovery.” Microsoft has ruled out a cybersecurity incident, and experts warn that the prolonged disruption could result in significant economic losses.

UPDATE 11/13/26: Microsoft’s most recent updates confirmed that it’s seeing “broader improvements in North America, sustained improvements across much of Europe, and encouraging recovery signals in Asia Pacific.”

“Some users may still experience intermittent access issues or delayed email delivery as mitigation continues across remaining affected infrastructure,” Microsoft said. “Our focus remains on stabilizing recovered infrastructure, completing mitigation in remaining impacted areas, and reducing delayed email queues and backlogs while we validate service consistency across connection methods.”

Further reading: Microsoft’s Global Outage May Be Worse Than Amazon’s Or Crowdstrike’s, Expert Says

Re:Just checked …

By The-Ixian • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Yeah, accessing it now from Hunter’s laptop

Re:Agent Orange

By Anonymous Coward • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

i have the biggest outages, bigger than anyones seen before

sysadmin came to be, big man, beautiful ass, beatiful big muscles, he came to me, tears in his eyes and said “sir, ive never seen outages like this before”. true story, good friend of mine.

Countdown 2026

By awwshit • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Shit, I lost count.

I think we are at Microsoft 363 now.

Re:Just checked …

By 93 Escort Wagon • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

No, he relies on emacs for that.

Slashdot is UP!

By rsilvergun • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread
Clearly the internet should move to Slashcode. It was a mistake to use anything else. Screw Unicode!

Google Pushes Privacy Angle As Gemini-Powered Smartglasses Debut

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Google is launching its first Gemini-powered smart glasses, with Samsung supplying the computing hardware. Given their built-in 12-megapixel camera, Google is emphasizing privacy protections, including a tamper-resistant recording light, automatic face redaction, and restrictions on real-time facial recognition and livestreaming. The company also promises not to use captured photos or videos for AI training or targeted advertising. Ars Technica reports:
Google says the frames all weigh about 41 grams, which is not terrible but is definitely near the top for glasses generally. They will, naturally, weigh much more when you account for lenses. That will also determine the final pricing. So far, we only have the starting prices for these devices, including non-prescription lenses.

The setup here is similar to the Ray-Ban Meta glasses we’ve seen for a few years. There are no screens in the lenses, but you can interact with the AI system via voice or by activating the integrated camera. The experience should be similar to using Gemini Live on your phone, but it will be a lot easier to fire up the AI. You can say “Hey Gemini” or tap a touch-sensitive area of the frame to start interacting with the robot.

Since this is the same chatbot that operates across the Google ecosystem, it has access to your data and preferences. You can ask questions and get personalized answers, have Google Maps guide you by voice, or just talk with the AI to kill time. The glasses use custom open-ear speakers to limit distractions for those around you. Google notes the directional microphones should not pick up speech from other people, either.

Adding the camera feed is where things get interesting. When the AI can see what you see, it has the potential to do more work on your behalf. Google suggests asking Gemini for recommendations when looking at a bookshelf or glancing at an event poster to have the AI add it to your calendar. The glasses will also support Gemini Guided Vision, which provides conversational audio descriptions for people who are visually impaired.
The new frames are available for preorder today starting at $395.

Pushing the Privacy Angle?

By crunchy_one • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
The only way that I can imagine Alphabet pushing the privacy angle is right off the ledge.

Spy Glasses from an Advertising Company

By BrendaEM • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread
Would ever would anyone trust Google?

“Promises”

By gurps_npc • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

“promises not to use captured photos or videos for AI training or targeted advertising”

Google’s promise is as valuable as their commitment to ‘not be evil’. On a scale of 1-10, that is a -4

Moreover, note it only promises for those two things. 10 years ago they would not have mentioned AI training cause it wasn’t a thing yet. I wonder what is not a thing yet today but will be in 10 years.

Promise not to use our video for ANYTHING, anything less is not a promise at all.

Re:Nope

By AmiMoJo • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

I know some people who are really hoping these become available to people with disabilities, because they would be extremely useful. For people with things like face blindness they could recognize people they know. For people with vision problems they could recognize dangers and describe the scene in front of them.

So I think it’s worth asking if they could be made private enough to be acceptable. Obviously it can’t be left in the hands of any tech company, but legislation could maybe work.

Sure.

By denny_deluxe • • Score: 3 • Thread
Because when I think of privacy, Google is the first company that comes to mind. Totally.

Iconic First Image of Black Hole Holds Up To Scrutiny

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from The Conversation:
On April 10 2019, the Event Horizon Telescope (EHT) Collaboration revealed the first picture of a black hole. The object is at the centre of a galaxy known as M87, about 55 million light-years away. The iconic ring structure instantly became one of the most recognized scientific images of the modern era. It showed a black hole “shadow” outlined by light from swirling hot gas — just as predicted by Einstein’s theory of general relativity. The result supported the long-standing idea that the centers of galaxies house supermassive black holes. However, scientists have since had some disagreements on whether the details and structure of the ring in the original publication were accurate. Our new research, published today in Nature, used new techniques to investigate the original datasets. Not only do our results validate the original work, but they also provide a fresh perspective on the ring structure. Our independent results enhance confidence in one of the most significant modern scientific results. And we bring the image of a black hole millions of light-years away back into focus.

[…] When compared directly to images from the EHT collaboration, our result is consistent in diameter and overall orientation. Naturally, there are some differences in the fine details of ring width and surface brightness along the circumference, but the overall structure matches. This provides a fresh perspective on the iconic black hole ring while also resolving previous discrepancies. To prove this success didn’t depend solely on advanced machine learning, we also developed a complementary imaging method based on traditional statistical techniques. This entirely different method also validated our structure using the new closure invariant data we produced. Overall, our work delivers a strong independent validation of the supermassive black hole structure at the centre of galaxy M87. And it could do more in the future. Our technique could also be useful in other situations where data from multiple sensors are combined to map unknown structures — such as medical imaging or mapping earthquakes.

Re: How you get image of black hole?

By alter-memo • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

the black hole in the center itself is not visible, but is surrounded by an accretion disc of compressed dust and gas that heats up and shows up in the image.

Re:How you get image of black hole?

By dbialac • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Humorous: Einstein’s Theory of Relativity predicted something dealing with black holes when Einstein thought the idea of a black hole was ridiculous. It was Georges Lemaître, a catholic who laid out the idea that black holes existed and that the universe is expanding. So of all people, it was a Catholic priest who discredited Einstein.

Critical Apache HTTP/2 Flaw Could Let Unauthenticated Attackers Execute Code Remotely

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A critical flaw in Apache HTTP Server’s HTTP/2 module could allow unauthenticated attackers to remotely execute code and potentially take control of affected server processes. Tracked as CVE-2026-119618, the vulnerability affects Apache HTTP Server 2.4.55 through 2.4.70 when HTTP/2 is enabled and is fixed in version 2.4.71. The Hacker News reports:
The vendor’s assessment, published yesterday, also says “public research has demonstrated a reliable exploit” against a server in its default configuration with mod_http2 enabled. It does not name or link that research. Security company Wiz said later that day that no exploit was available and that no exploitation in the wild had been reported.

HTTP/2 runs only where the Protocols directive turns it on, as the module documentation explains. The directive uses h2 for HTTP/2 over TLS and h2c for HTTP/2 over plain TCP. It can be set for the whole server or for a single virtual host, so admins should check the server-wide setting and every virtual host.

Standalone builds of the module, released on GitHub as mod_h2, are affected from version 2.0.8 through 2.0.42. Admins who run the Apache HTTP Server project’s own releases should move to version 2.4.71, the fixed release named in its security advisory. That release also fixes a crash in mod_md, rated important, and a one-byte overwrite of stack memory in mod_vhost_alias, rated low.

Today I learned

By Valgrus Thunderaxe • • Score: 3 • Thread
people still use Apache.

Re:Today I learned

By eneville • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Generally, LAMP still makes up a lot of the internet, nginx has taken a subset that is internet facing and needs nothing more than routing to an application of some description. However, Apache and mod_rewrite, mod_php, mod_perl etc is still very much alive and kicking.

I wouldn’t say use Apache for everything, unless you need the features you can get from its modules then use something skinny, perhaps removing those modules is all you need, then you’ll eventually have something closer to nginx anyhow :)

Not Enough Information

By Aighearach • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

It isn’t clear to me that this allows arbitrary remote code execution in otherwise-safe Apache configurations

The bug is
apr_table_setn(req->headers, “Content-Length”, “0”);
And the fix is
apr_table_setn(r->headers_in, “Content-Length”, “0”);
so it is clearly a bug.

But the context is: /* If we have a content-type, but already seen eos, no more
                                  * data will come. Signal a zero content length explicitly.
                                  */

So, until later when we see an actual description of the problem, it doesn’t look to me like it would allow arbitrary execution unless you’re already allowing arbitrary execution and protecting it with some sort of access control. It seems more likely that it could allow execution of protected APIs in situations where they’re running on the same server that also allows direct public connections. That’s a pretty dubious setup to start with.

These days you should always have a thin caching layer in the front anyways, the public internet shouldn’t actually be able to talk to the web server that’s generating the content. So if this bug affects you… Bad sysadmin! No Biscuit!

Also, r is the sanitized/massaged request that’s being built, req is the original request that was passed in. This is an example of something I’d hope to test for: is the data we’re not supposed to change being changed? I guess the, “Change languages every 5 years… for security!” people will snear,” That could have been prevented with a better type system.” Which is true, but here I’d rather have lower overhead and more stable code. This particular function may not need to be changed again in the next 30 years. I’d rather that than have new bugs all the time because things are being rewritten to be “safer.” Better is as here, to rake it over the coals until it’s perfected.

The really good news is that the bug is in http2, not apr.