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Contents

  1. California Rushes To Prepare For Massive ‘Kelvin’ Wave, Predicted Sea Level Rise
  2. Amazon’s New Kindle Accessories Bring Back Physical Controls
  3. Russian-Owned Snooping Software Used By US Secret Service
  4. Cloudflare Tries to Outplay Jev With Open-Weight Clef Models
  5. Ryan Roslansky Is Leaving After Nearly 18 Years At LinkedIn and Microsoft
  6. Micron Projects Tightening RAM Shortages Through 2028 As It Generates Record Profit
  7. Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot To Get Into Locked Phones
  8. Pentagon Creates ‘Autowarcom’ to Expand AI and Drone Capabilities
  9. FTC Is Investigating OpenAI, Anthropic and Other AI Companies Over Product Risks
  10. HP’s Answer to the MacBook Neo Is Thinner, Lighter, and Comes With OLED
  11. PS5 Emulation Is Suddenly Making Big Strides On PC
  12. Google Unveils Gemini 4 Argon, Retaking Benchmark Lead Over OpenAI and Anthropic
  13. ‘Xbox Is Not For Sale,’ Says Microsoft’s Gaming Chief
  14. Hackers Stole Millions of US Military Personnel Records During Months-Long Data Breach
  15. Google Reportedly Tests Paying Publishers For AI Search Results

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

California Rushes To Prepare For Massive ‘Kelvin’ Wave, Predicted Sea Level Rise

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fjo3 shares a report from The Guardian:
Communities across California are rushing to prepare for the imminent arrival of the so-called “Kelvin wave,” a massive underwater band of warm water threatening to inundate swaths of the vast North American shoreline. The wave is nearing southern California and expected to reach the San Francisco Bay Area by early October, as it crawls toward Alaska. Waters could rise by a foot along the California coast, according to scientists, who have warned that this could dramatically double the 8-12in rise in sea levels already caused by climate change over the last century.

The Kelvin wave doesn’t climb and crash like a typical ocean wave; rather, it swells the tides from beneath the surface. It’s effectively a massive slosh of warm water, driven by El Nino conditions, that moves across the Pacific before colliding with the South American coastline and surging north. It also won’t transport water in the way a tsunami might, but creates conditions that enable higher sea levels to linger. On their own, Kelvin waves aren’t always hazardous, according to Mike Jacox, a research oceanographer with the National Marine Fisheries Service, though they can reduce the growth of phytoplankton that form the base of the marine food web. “But when there are very high tides or storm surges, their effects can be amplified,” he said.

If the rising waters coincide with other climatic events, such as rainstorms and high tides, the phenomenon could swallow beaches, chew away bluffs and coastlines, and submerge streets, homes and businesses. “This coming Kelvin wave is just the beginning,” said Dr Jonathan Warrick, a research geologist at the US Geological Survey. “The thing to look out for is what will happen in January, February and March — that’s when we get the biggest storms, we get our largest waves and we have some very large tides.” If these events align, their effects will compound, setting the stage for a tumultuous winter. Together, Warrick said, the systems will pack a far bigger punch. “When it comes to these storms and the tides,” he said, “we really are kind of rolling the dice.”

Kelvin, get in here

By ukoda • • Score: 3 • Thread
I have some questions for you and I have absolute zero tolerance for excuses.

Amazon’s New Kindle Accessories Bring Back Physical Controls

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Alongside a refreshed Kindle lineup, Amazon today introduced two accessories that bring physical buttons back to its touchscreen e-readers. The $34.99 Kindle Click is a Bluetooth remote that lets readers turn pages and adjust brightness without touching the device, while a new $79.99 magnetic cover is available for select Paperwhite and Colorsoft models. GeekWire reports:
Amazon says [the Kindle Click is] meant for reading under the covers, on a treadmill, or on an airplane tray table. It’s available for preorder and ships Oct. 28. It recharges over USB-C, includes side buttons for adjusting brightness, and works with Kindles released in 2024 or later. The company cited BookTok as an inspiration, Bloomberg reported, a reference to the community of readers on TikTok who post book recommendations, reviews and their reading setups. Kindle fans there have been showing off third-party clickers for years.

Amazon is also bringing back physical page-turn buttons, which disappeared when the company discontinued the Kindle Oasis in 2024. This time they come in a separate $79.99 magnetic cover, which works only with the new Signature Edition versions of the Paperwhite and Colorsoft. The new Kindles have screens that sit flush with the edges, colors that wrap around to the front, and optional aluminum housings. They also have user-replaceable batteries to comply with European Union rules, Amazon told The Verge.

The base Kindle starts at $149.99, or $189.99 in aluminum. The Paperwhite starts at $199.99 and the Colorsoft at $289.99, with Signature Editions at $249.99 and $319.99. Those prices match what Amazon has charged since August, when it raised Kindle prices by $40 to $50, citing memory and storage costs. The base Kindle is available now. The Paperwhite and Colorsoft ship Oct. 28.

Russian-Owned Snooping Software Used By US Secret Service

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Bruce66423 shares a report from The Telegraph:
British police forces, including specialist units within the Metropolitan Police, have used Oxygen Forensics software to break into the phones of suspects during live investigations, public documents show. The Virginia-based company behind the software has been accused in the US of having hidden its Russian ownership to avoid sanctions, before it was awarded government contracts. Its American chief executive and a Russian national were arrested last week after a US investigation found the company had sought to hide its ownership in an alleged attempt to avoid sanctions and scrutiny.

[…] By September 2024, the US Secret Service had awarded Oxygen a five-year contract for its software. In December 2022, and in October 2023, Oxygen’s chief executive told the US government that Oxygen Forensics had “no immediate or highest-level owner.” By September 2024, the US Secret Service had awarded Oxygen a five-year contract for its software. In March, Mr Reiber allegedly told the US government that there had been no Russians involved in developing the software and that no one in Russia had access to the environment in which it was built. US prosecutors say this was false. If convicted, both Mr Reiber and Mr Davydov could face a sentence of 20 years in prison.

Putin has the Epstein files

By rsilvergun • • Score: 3, Informative • Thread
And they implicate Trump in child rape. I should think that’s obvious at this point.

I understand why some of the 77 million people voted for Trump even though he is an obvious pedophile and Russian stooge. It’s not economic anxiety like the dipshit left-wing keeps going on about. People under enormous economic pressure makes stupid decisions. People do not make good decisions under pressure. That’s why people in the military and bomb disposal people and SWAT teams get a shitload of training. Well not the SWAT teams we just send those in willy-nilly guns blazin but you get the idea…

But I know the people around here are smart enough to know that voting for a pedophile was a bad idea. And you did it anyway. Because I know there are a shitload of right-wingers around here.

I would be curious if I could use a ray gun to force people like that to honestly answer why they voted for and continue to support Donald Trump and right wing policies that hurt them directly in general. My theory is that they’re terrible people who enjoy the horrible things Trump and project 2025 are doing and so far they have personally escaped most of the damage if not all of it because they are older and we have mostly taken care of the baby boomers and older Gen x since the Republicans still do need them to vote for them.

I could also be giving these people too much credit they could be just as confused or just as dumb as the other 77 million who thought they would get cheap eggs from a guy known as the king of debt who has bankrupted every company he’s ever been involved with…

But if you’re hanging around this forum as ridiculous as it sounds you are probably smarter than the average American. And Jesus fucking Christ that is a little bar to clear but you have at least cleared that bar so I don’t think I’m going to let you off the hook

Re:What if the snooping software

By 93 Escort Wagon • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread

Quis snoopodiet ipsos snoopodes

Cloudflare Tries to Outplay Jev With Open-Weight Clef Models

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Cloudflare has launched two open-weight decision models, Clef and Clef-flash, designed for structured yes/no, multiple-choice, and ranking tasks while also supporting images, video, and up to a 64K context window. Cloudflare says its models outperform TypeSafe’s Jev on several benchmarks and can run locally from Hugging Face. The Register reports:
For starters, Clef has an LLM backbone. According to Cloudflare, Clef uses specially post-trained, frozen versions of Qwen3.8-27B and Qwen3.5-9B for Clef and Clef-flash, respectively, with the Qwen backbone performing a prefill-only pass during inference. Clef is still fast - faster than Jev, to be fair - and scores choices in parallel after that prefill-only pass. It’s not clear what Jev’s underlying architecture is, as TypeSafe has kept that a secret.

As for its speed and capability, Clef moves fast. Cloudflare ran it against Jev and some other open decision models using the Jev Decision Index available on Hugging Face, and the company’s own ranking suggests Clef is slightly slower than other open models, but more accurate, with Clef-flash just as accurate as most of the others, but far faster.

To be fair to the competition, Cloudflare self-reported its own scores against the benchmark, and they have yet to be reproduced for ranking on the official Decision Index. Cloudflare also ran Clef against TypeSafe’s own benchmarks, and claimed it beat Jev in three out of four areas, only losing out on agent trace observability. Even if it were a bit slower or less accurate, Clef has another major leg up on Jev: It’s not limited to classifying text — it can also handle images and video. Additionally, Clef supports a 64k context window. Jev can also handle up to 64k tokens across a request, although its state plus longest individual question is limited to 32k.

The Headlines

By JustAnotherOldGuy • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

“Cloudflare Tries to Outplay Jev With Open-Weight Clef Models”

The headlines get more incomprehensible every day.

Breaking News: “Frndo Shares Clarts with Carnob Twice; is Jorp Spivved??”

Re:To be or not to be

By JustAnotherOldGuy • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Can it replace Hamlet?

It can, just not well.

Ryan Roslansky Is Leaving After Nearly 18 Years At LinkedIn and Microsoft

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Ryan Roslansky is leaving Microsoft and LinkedIn after nearly 18 years, triggering another leadership shuffle across Office and Teams. “Roslansky, who until recently was the CEO of LinkedIn, was promoted to the head of Office last year and then took control of Microsoft Teams earlier this year,” notes The Verge. From the report:
“Ryan leaves the organization in a strong position,” says Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella in an internal memo. “Over the past year, Ryan’s team has done critical work bringing together the product, engineering, and design foundations that have made this next phase possible.”

Roslansky is leaving a week after Microsoft announced its new Copilot, which the company is positioning as “the OS for work.” He’s also leaving around a month after calling fully AI-generated documents “a doom loop” for workers. “If we’re not careful, we’ll end up with a very expensive way to avoid writing and reading in an ocean of sameness, genericness,” said Roslansky in his LinkedIn post.

Microsoft is now moving the teams behind Office and Microsoft Teams over to Charles Lamanna, as part of the Copilot, Agents, and Platform (CAP) organization. […] Microsoft’s chief design officer, Jon Friedman, is also moving to report to Copilot chief Jacob Andreou. Microsoft appointed Dan Shapero as its LinkedIn CEO earlier this year, and he will continue in this role and report directly to Nadella.

Re:in other words he failed

By r1348 • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Uh no. He dared criticize AI, so he’s out.

Not drinking the koolaid

By GeekWithAKnife • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
Dude is saying things that are not positive about AI. Had to go.

Look here at my pretty chat that goes up and to the right. That is AI enablement. It’ll 10x your productivity.

Re: in other words he failed

By drinkypoo • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Yeah, and he was right, which they also can’t tolerate apparently.

Teams

By awwshit • • Score: 3 • Thread

Would you want to be in charge of Teams?

Here is a hot potato that makes everyone hate you. Make it better, no you can’t do that, or that, or that.

Better Work or More Slop?

By CustomBuild • • Score: 3 • Thread

Microsoft reported $133.749 billion in net income for fiscal 2026, up 31% from the year before. The June quarter alone brought in $35.766 billion. With profits like that, Microsoft can afford to redraw the Office and Teams org chart. The harder part is making the next versions of those products worth using.

Roslansky says the next phase of the job would require him in Redmond full time, while his family is in the Bay Area. I take him at his word. His warning about an “ocean of sameness” still feels relevant to the people taking over. If Copilot writes a document and then summarizes it for the person receiving it, what exactly did Office help anyone do? Give me a better way to communicate and I’ll use it. Give me a faster way to produce generic paperwork and I’ll pass.

Micron Projects Tightening RAM Shortages Through 2028 As It Generates Record Profit

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Micron says the global RAM and storage shortage will tighten further through 2027 and 2028, with CEO Sanjay Mehrotra saying the company has already sold most of next year’s capacity. “In calendar 2027 as well as 2028, we see demand exceeding supply. In fact, we see greater tightness in the industry in 2027 and in 2028 versus 2026. Overall, supply-demand environment is only getting tighter,” Mehrotra said. “We do not have line of sight to when supply and demand will return to balance.” As a result, the company is forecasting record revenue and an 86.25% gross margin. Tom’s Hardware reports:
The memory and storage industry is not holding back on increasing production, though, with Micron saying that NAND and DRAM shipments are expected to grow in the low-to-mid 20s percentage range for the next two years. However, it seems that this is not enough to match growing demand, as it expects “the industry to remain supply constrained in both years.” Still, it seems that manufacturers are prioritizing HBM demand for AI data centers, with the company expecting shipments of these chips to grow faster than conventional DRAM.

Micron and other chip manufacturers are bringing new factories online to increase output, but it’s going to take years before they can start producing chips. But even as we’re amid an unprecedented multi-year memory chip shortage, Micron also announced record financial guidance. It forecasted a record $61.5 billion FQ1 revenue and a gross margin of 86.25%, implying a gross profit of more than $53 billion. After accounting for an estimated $2.06 billion in operating expenses and a tax rate of around 15.5%, the company said its earnings per share sit at $38.15, plus or minus $1.00, for approximately 1.15 billion shares.

Also as it illegally colludes with the other big 3

By rsilvergun • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
If you want to get back into the hobby of computing and or video gaming then you need to enforce antitrust law.

Everyone in the industry knew these shortages were coming and everyone knew they were going to last for a decade or more.

In a free market several of these smaller semiconductor companies would have just entered the ram market and we wouldn’t have had the shortages.

Those companies and the banks that would have supplied them know that if they try they will just be run out of business and no one is going to protect them because we don’t enforce antitrust law.

On top of that it’s just hard to borrow money because someone keeps causing runaway inflation…

In America if you want to have computers you need to vote democrat. We are two party system because of our winner-take-all for his past the post voting system and that’s not likely to change anytime soon. And we both know which of the two parties actually enforces laws of the white collar kind.

Pick your local equivalent if you’re not American but if you’re going to keep voting for people who promise you the world and deliver high inflation and zero law enforcement on white collar crime then you’re going to get what you get and that means you’re not going to be able to enjoy your hobbies anymore.

Right now there’s a lot of old computer hardware people can pick up and play with but that stuff is starting to end up in the hands of people who want or need it and the price is going up. It’ll be another hobby you’re just cut off from in 5 or 10 years Max unless something changes.

Oh, and I’m sure taking video games away from jobless angry young men with nothing to lose will turn out great for everyone. I’m sure you won’t run out of bullets before the world runs out of desperate people.

world for billionaires

By awwshit • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

The world is for billionaires now. The rest of us are screwed.

A modest prediction

By Frank Burly • • Score: 3, Informative • Thread
Within 10 years, computer will be twice as useful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them

OPEC, but worse

By backslashdot • • Score: 5 • Thread

What incentive do they have to press the accelerator on DRAM production increase? High end DRAM isn’t a commodity. A random person can’t build a factory and start producing these chips. There’s a select few companies (that aren’t supposed to collude, but are all members of the same golf, or karaoke, club). There is no incentive for any of the DRAM produces to ramp up production. They have a product people are willing to pay any bags of cash for.

Why would they go do a fool thing like increase production?

Increased production, which comes with risk, will reduce the price of DRAM dramatically. Increased unit sales won’t make up for the loss. That’s the lesson OPEC taught the world in 1972. They reduced production by 4%, and the price of shot up 100%.

Did you catch that? The production of oil by just the OPEC countries was reduced by 4%, the price of oil shot up 100%. The inverse of that is, if you’re producing oil and increase production by 4% the price of it will halve. In other words you’ll make less money not more.

The great memory shut-out is coming

By hwstar • • Score: 3 • Thread

RAM and SSD prices will become so high that replacement consumer devices will become unaffordable for people with low to middle incomes.

Consumer electronics has a very limited design life of 3-7 years. Most of it is not easy to repair. A lot of equipment is also designed to prematurely fail due to thermal stress. (Designed to fail, so they have to have a way to make sure you buy a new one on a periodic basis) There are no “Sams Photofacts” for modern electronics. The schematics and theory of operation are company trade secrets now. Besides, who has the equipment to rework QFN’s and BGA’s at home? SOIC’s and TSSOP’s are about the ultimate limit for most electronics hobbyists.

There will be more people disconnected from the Internet unless they visit a Library, and even then the Library might not be able to afford a lot of PC hardware so use times could be short.

I suppose there’s that old hobby “Amateur Radio” it could make a comeback if people are forced off the Internet. Buy maybe only for those who know how to build their own radios, and are sitting on a pile of electronic components suitable for the job.

Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot To Get Into Locked Phones

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from 404 Media:
A company that makes phone hacking devices claims to have developed a solution that freezes iPhones in a state that lets cops more easily access sensitive data inside them, according to a video obtained by 404 Media. […] The new technology to get around inactivity reboot was developed by Magnet Forensics, the company behind GrayKey, a popular tool sold to law enforcement agencies that allows them to unlock and access data stored in iPhones and Android smartphones. Magnet has developed a new device called GrayKey Preserve and a feature for its regular GrayKey devices called Evidence Preservation Mode, according to the video.

“This is an absolute game changer for iOS forensics and a function that I wish we had years ago,” a Magnet employee says in the leaked video, specifically mentioning that the solution is targeted at the iPhone’s inactivity reboot feature and the data it makes unavailable. GrayKey Preserve and Evidence Preservation Mode are also designed to combat another iPhone feature that automatically deletes certain data — such as cached locations, and recently deleted photos and iMessages — after a certain number of days. “We’re gonna be able to preserve that data for an infinite amount of time.”

[…] 404 Media shared a transcript of the video with Jiska Classen, a researcher at the Hasso Plattner Institute who studies iPhone security. While Classen said that it’s impossible to know for sure how Magnet’s new feature works based on the video, she posited some theories and agreed that it is “quite a game changer” or “at least puts things back to where they were before inactivity reboot.” She thinks Magnet has found a way to manipulate the iPhone’s clock, effectively “slowing down time” or even “stopping the clock from ticking, even after a reboot.” Most likely, according to her, the GrayKey may disable the iPhone tasks that set data to expire.
The “inactivity reboot” feature mentioned above was added to iOS in November 2024 and automatically restarts iPhones that have not been unlocked for 72 hours, making them harder for police to access using forensic tools.

isn’t this a form of DRM piracy?

By jm007 • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

how is overcoming a game’s DRM and related IP theft-prevention efforts ‘illegal’ any different than this?

or maybe reverse engineering an app so you don’t have to pay for it

legit quesion requesting thoughtful feedback, not politics nor a zealot’s rantings

Re:GrapheneOS ftw

By rtkluttz • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

To everyone who believes that innocent people should not have privacy, may you get all you wish for. But just you. No one else.

Re:isn’t this a form of DRM piracy?

By MJL0624 • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread
There is a specific carveout in the DMCA that exempts law enforcement and intelligience activities from the law’s provisions. 17 U.S. Code  1201(e)

Pentagon Creates ‘Autowarcom’ to Expand AI and Drone Capabilities

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Longtime Slashdot reader ThurstonMoore shares a report from Reuters:
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday announced the creation of a new military command that would be dedicated to building and providing autonomous and robotic capabilities across the U.S. military. The command, which Hegseth said would be called “Autonomous Warfare Command,” highlights the rapidly changing nature of warfare and the need to make progress on systems like drones and the use of artificial intelligence.

Speaking in front of hundreds of junior officers and enlisted personnel at Quantico, Virginia, in a speech peppered with attacks on the media, Hegseth said the command would be led by a four-star officer. “The pace of war is changing faster than the process to support it,” Hegseth said in a speech called the “State of the Force,” in which he announced other changes, including the creation of the office of religious affairs. “Cheap compute, superintelligence, and advanced commercial manufacturing have enabled the proliferation of low-cost, high-precision strike,” Hegseth added.

[…] The United States has long relied on its vast military budget to field some of the world’s most expensive weapons systems. But there is an increasing realization within the Pentagon that this is not sustainable. “Today we need both quality and quantity,” Hegseth said.

Another unnecessary renaming

By ApprenticeWizard • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
There this administration goes again, renaming things “Autonomous Warfare Command” - everyone is just going to roll their eyes and keep calling it Skynet.

Read this

By ArchieBunker • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

A military document published before WW2 ended. https://archive.org/details/Ar…

Fascists in America may differ slightly from fascists in other countries, but there are a number of attitudes and practices that they have in common. Following are three. Every person who has one of them is not necessarily a fascist. But he is in a mental state that lends itself to the acceptance of fascist aims.

1. Pitting of religious, racial, and economic groups against one another in order to break down national unity is a device of the “divide and conquer” technique used by Hitler to gain power in Germany and in other countries. With slight variations, to suit local conditions, fascists everywhere have used this Hitler method. In many countries, anti-Semitism (hatred of Jews) is a dominant device of fascism. In the United States, native fascists have often been anti-Catholic, anti-Jew, anti-Negro, anti-Labor, antiforeign-born. In South America, the native fascists use the same scapegoats except that they substitute anti-Protestantism for anti-Catholicism.

Interwoven with the “master race” theory of fascism is a well-planned “hate campaign” against minority races, religions, and other groups. To suit their particular needs and aims, fascists will use any one or a combination of such groups as a convenient scapegoat.

2. Fascism cannot tolerate such religious and ethical concepts as the “brotherhood of man.” Fascists deny the need for international cooperation. These ideas contradict the fascist theory of the “master race.” The brotherhood of man implies that all people — regardless of color, race, creed, or nationality
— have rights. International cooperation, as expressed in the Dumbarton Oaks proposals, runs counter to the fascist program of war and world domination.

In place of international cooperation, the fascists seek to substitute a perverted sort of ultra-nationalism which tells their people that they are the only people in the world who count. With this goes hatred and suspicion toward the people of all other nations. Right now our native fascists are spreading anti-British, anti-Soviet, anti-French, and anti-United Nations propaganda. They know that allied unity now foretells the certain defeat of fascism abroad. They know that post-war allied unity means world peace and security. They realize that fascism cannot thrive or grow under these conditions.

3. It is accurate to call a member of a communist party a “communist.” For short, he is often called a “Red.” Indiscriminate pinning of the label “Red” on people and proposals which one opposes is a common political device. It is a favorite trick of native as well as foreign fascists.

Many fascists make the spurious claim that the world has but two choices — either fascism or communism, and they label as “communist” everyone who refuses to support them. By attacking our free enterprise, capitalist democracy and by denying the effectiveness of our way of life they hope to trap many people.

Hitler insisted that only fascism could save Europe and the world from the “communist menace.” There were many people inside and outside Germany and Italy who welcomed and supported Hitler and Mussolini because they believed fascism was the only safeguard against communism. The “Red bogey” was a convincing enough argument to help Hitler take and maintain power. The Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis, whose aggressions plunged the world into global war, was called the “Anti-Comintern Axis.” It was proclaimed by Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito as a “bulwark against communism.”

Learning to identify native fascists and to detect their techniques is not easy. They plan it that way. But it is vitally important to learn to spot them, even though they adopt names and slogans with popular appeal, drape themselves with the American flag, and attempt to carry out their program in the name of the democracy they are trying to destroy.

Piece of shit

By smooth wombat • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

This is the guy who fired the Army’s Chief of Staff who was championing a battalion drone unit that was drawing on experience from the Ukrainian army and learning how to operate on a modern battlefield. In addition, the former commander of U.S. Army Europe and Africa was also in full support of this unit, but he too was fired by Hegseth.

One of the reasons Hegseth fired both generals was because he wanted to “refocus” to “help ensure the army revives the warrior ethos, rebuilds for the modern battlefield and deters our enemies around the world.”

Well golly gee, that sounds exacly like what the drone battaltion was doing until you got rid of it then fired all the generals who supported it and put in your lackey. Now comes this announcement.

Now we’re being told of this new command.

Incompetence doesn’t begin to describe the drunk.

If only Trump wasn’t Putin’s little bitch

By jacks smirking reven • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Ukraine has become the world leader at this, when you read about their Delta Situational Awareness system and what it’s capable of it’s extremely impressive, it’s a world leading system for drone warfare. It’s the type of thing a nation develops rapidly because they are forced to.

Now if Trump and his admin weren’t such bitch babies about the conflict and actually did the right thing and assisted Ukraine we could be partners in sharing this newfound capability with them, work on it hand in hand down the future. There’s a world where Ukraine becomes a key US strategic ally as much as the UK or Japan or Australia is.

Alas because Trump is a deep, deep coward and refuses to take a strong stand on just about anything he will continue to string the Ukrainians along and basically cede much of that future relationship to Europe all while at the same undermining that relationship with NATO thus isolating us even further.

Spending trillions of dollars on warfare only to make us weaker than ever because they want to play strongman. It’s more important that our soldiers get handbooks.

Hegseth’s new ‘field manual’ for troops is filled with his speeches and Trump promising not to fight ‘dumb wars’

Whoopsie doodle!

Re:Piece of shit

By Local ID10T • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

The reason they fired the generals was because they refused to swear allegiance to the man over the nation. They are purging anyone who does not pledge personal loyalty.

It is an attempt to remove the final check on the power of the executive.

“I need the kind of generals that Hitler had. Why can’t you be like the German generals?”

FTC Is Investigating OpenAI, Anthropic and Other AI Companies Over Product Risks

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The Federal Trade Commission has opened an investigation into OpenAI, Anthropic and other AI companies over potential consumer and safety risks posed by their products, with the agency reportedly preparing requests for documents and executive testimony. CNBC reports:
OpenAI stunned the industry in July when it disclosed that its agents broke out of a testing environment and hacked into open-source platform Hugging Face. […] Earlier this month, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei rocked the tech sector by urging AI companies to slow how quickly they improve their most advanced models and calling for stronger government oversight. He published a three-step proposal aimed at tempering the pace of development without “sacrificing commercial advantage or the United States’ lead in AI.”

CEO Jensen Huang, argued that individual companies should be responsible for ensuring the safety of their products. President Donald Trump convened top executives from Alphabet, Meta, SpaceX, Nvidia, Palantir, Anthropic, OpenAI and other companies on Tuesday to discuss the issue. The group signed a short voluntary, nonbinding accord, which says that “every company is responsible for developing its own technology safely and in a way that builds trust with customers and the public.”

It’s all manipulation.

By poptix • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

The AI companies want to slow down because they’ve got a decent product and the bills are coming due. The “omg our AI escaped the sandbox” started as PR, then they talked about slowing down, then Trump said ‘nah, China’, then they doubled down on the “escaped the sandbox”. This is the Trump administration responding with a stronger “nah”.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle, but giving your LLM internet access and telling it to only use it for packages is not a sandbox.

HP’s Answer to the MacBook Neo Is Thinner, Lighter, and Comes With OLED

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HP is taking aim at Apple’s MacBook Neo with the new OmniBook 5 14, a $699.99 Windows laptop that starts with an Intel Core 5 315 processor, 8GB of RAM and 256GB of storage but includes an OLED display even on the base model. It’s also slightly thinner and lighter than the Neo. The Verge reports:
The OmniBook 5 14 can be configured much higher, with up to a Core 7 350 chip, 16GB of RAM, and a 1TB SSD, but all models include a 1080p webcam, dual speakers, HDMI, 3.5mm audio jack, and just two 10Gbps USB-C ports. And while the inclusion of OLED across the range is a major draw to the new OmniBook, the base config only has a passable 1920 x 1200 resolution and 300 nits of max brightness on its non-touch panel. A touchscreen version will be available when the OmniBook 5 launches in October, but a version with a 2560 x 1600 resolution OLED and 400 nits of brightness isn’t coming until March 2027.

While the OmniBook 5 14 doesn’t seem poised to best the MacBook Neo in raw processing power (based on our other reviews of Wildcat Lake laptops) or screen brightness, it’s quite thin, light, and colorful. HP even gave it the nicer, sleeker lid logo usually reserved for pricier models. It starts at just 2.56 pounds, and it’s as thin as 0.46 inches / 11.7mm. That’s slightly lighter and thinner than a Neo. And I’d expect its Wildcat Lake chips to offer some good-to-great battery life. But we’ll have to see how it delivers in actual testing.
HP also announced a new ProBook 4 G2iS that is the company’s “thinnest business notebook,” measuring in at 0.47 inches / 12mm. It’ll launch in December with Intel Wildcat Lake chips, 8GB of RAM, and a 256GB SSD, though pricing hasn’t been announced.

It’s also unusable with 8GB of RAM

By rsilvergun • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Reviews of these 8 gigabyte laptops running Windows 11 have them unable to complete basic tasks like web browsing and conference calls.

Unless the ram is upgradable this is going to be a disaster. People just return them because they feel broken. Microsoft is trying to solve the problem but internal culture means they can’t. Every division of Microsoft is fighting to be profitable and so they want to gobble up your RAM and use it to serve up advertisements and synergize with other companies for profit. This is why the windows 11 weather app uses 3 GB of RAM.

Twiggy returns.

By geekmux • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

(HP GLP1-flavored Marketing) “Yeah. Thinner. That’s the shit.”

(Apple) “Uh, just so you know..even we filed Bendgate in the Lessons Learned folder.”

… lol

By MachineShedFred • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

So it has enough RAM to boot Windows and give you an out of memory error.

Brilliant!

Re:8 GB of RAM

By OrangeTide • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

I’ll stick with my laptop from 2019. It shipped with 16GB and I upgraded it to 32GB. In today’s prices that’s a small house or 100 lbs of ground beef.

Re:8 GB of RAM

By thegarbz • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Who can live on that? Not in 2026.

Literally anyone not running Windows 11.

PS5 Emulation Is Suddenly Making Big Strides On PC

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica:
For a long time, PC gamers could access many PlayStation 5 games only if the publisher invested in a bespoke port (something Sony has recently said it will be scaling back). Now, though, rapid advancements in PS5 emulators and other tools are making recent PlayStation titles increasingly playable on generic PCs. SharpEmu was the first of these emulators, advancing from a "very early alpha stage" in May to a current state that can “load the eboot.bin of real games, execute native CPU instructions, and partially handle GPU-related functionality.” The most recent release boasts 10 tested games that reach a “playable” state, including six that developer CursedIfElse says are “fully playable at 60 fps.” That includes simple 2D games like Tetris Forever but also 3D titles like Astro Bot and the PS5 Demon’s Souls remaster running at playable frame rates.

[…] Amid that SharpEmu progress, fellow PS5 emulator KytyPS5 launched its first public version last week. The major expansion of PS4-focused emulator Kyty “can boot 2D games and a selection of 3D games, including titles built with Unreal Engine 4/5, Unity, and custom engines,” according to its GitHub page. An extensive compatibility list for KytyPS5 already shows 134 titles with “controllable gameplay” on the new emulator, though many of those still include reports of persistent, game-breaking bugs. But you can already find YouTube footage of PS5 titles like Astro’s Playroom and Demon’s Souls running quite capably under the emulator.

On top of those more traditional emulators, AnyPS5 might be the most interesting effort to get PS5 games running on PC. The self-described “tool for automatic executables porting” works kind of like Apple’s Game Porting Toolkit, relinking a PS5 game’s original x86 game code directly to native executable instructions that can run on PC. That puts the effort somewhere between direct static decompilation of a game’s source code and more complete emulation of the entire PS5 environment.

Roms?

By fluffernutter • • Score: 3 • Thread
How will you get the ROM once everything is “digital”?

duh

By blackomegax • • Score: 3 • Thread
It’s not hard to translate x86 to x86 and rdna2 GNM/GNMX to vulkan

Re: Roms?

By dknj • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

You are legally allowed to backup media (1:1 bit copy). Any backup of media requiring breaking encryption is violating the DMCA and thus illegal. It is a legal limitation, not a technical one.

Google Unveils Gemini 4 Argon, Retaking Benchmark Lead Over OpenAI and Anthropic

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Google has unveiled Gemini 4 Argon, a new frontier AI model that it says leads or ties rivals on 13 of 18 disclosed benchmarks. The model is initially being released only to trusted cyber defenders and select pre-release testers, with broader availability planned later. VentureBeat reports:
Google is not claiming that Gemini 4 Argon wins every benchmark. But across the benchmark table disclosed in the company’s embargoed materials, Argon posts the highest score, or ties for the highest score, in more categories than GPT-6 Astra or Claude Opus 5.5. Across the 18 benchmarks Google disclosed, Argon leads outright on 12 and ties for first on one. GPT-6 Astra leads outright on three and ties Argon on one. Claude Opus 5.5 leads outright on two. That makes Argon the leading frontier model by total number of benchmark leads or top scores in Google’s comparison set, even though the results show a still-close race in which OpenAI and Anthropic retain advantages in several important technical categories.

[…] The result is a more nuanced claim than “best model across the board.” Argon appears to have the broadest top-score profile among the three frontier models in Google’s disclosed comparison, but GPT-6 Astra remains ahead in several software, science-terminal and computer-use tasks, while Claude Opus 5.5 remains ahead in terminal-agent and post-training workflows. For enterprise buyers, that means model choice is still workload-dependent, even if Argon now gives Google its strongest claim yet to overall frontier leadership by benchmark count. […] Argon also expands Google’s output ceiling. The company says the model supports an industry-leading 1 million output tokens, up from a previous 64,000-token limit. That is a notable distinction for agentic software engineering, audit, migration and legal-review workloads where the value of a model often depends on how long it can sustain a chain of work before handing control back to a human.

Benchmarks

By HiThere • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

The trouble with benchmarks is that they are often gamed. So while this is interesting, one should remain a bit reserved, awaiting assessments more reflecting the way people use it.

Output tokens

By Uldis Segliņš • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread
“how long it can sustain a chain of work before handing control back to a human” or said plainly “before it fails with full speed wall break”.

It’s a race!

By OrangeTide • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

First one to pop the bubble is the “winner”

Re:It’s #10 on LMArena leaderboard

By Rei • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Most of the other frontiers are like 1 ELO apart, so yeah, 20 is a big lead.

Re:I like Gemini

By drinkypoo • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

For all the shit it catches, I find it consistently orients against factual information

That’s what I find too — Gemini orients itself against facts.

Every time I talk to it, more than 50% of the claims it makes are clearly false and of course it agrees every time you point this out.

Its citations are also almost never citations. So why even provide the links?

If Gemini is better at facts than other LLMs, then they’re all shit.

‘Xbox Is Not For Sale,’ Says Microsoft’s Gaming Chief

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Xbox CEO Asha Sharma says Microsoft has no plans to sell the gaming business, telling The New York Times that “Xbox is not for sale” and that the company intends to take a long-term view. Windows Central reports:
Microsoft’s vast layoffs across the summer have hit Xbox in their thousands, with studios like Ninja Theory on the path to being closed, and others like Double Fine being divested completely. Microsoft has effectively shut down Halo Studios itself and handed off the franchise to Call of Duty showrunners instead, as Xbox aggressively seeks to restructure for its next decade.

[…] The NYT interviewed (paywall) Sharma recently covering the Xbox layoffs generally. The outlet said that Asha “did not stall” in declaring Xbox not-for-sale. “Xbox is not for sale. […] We will do whatever it takes to set the company up for success, and we will look at the right partnerships, the right operating model and everything needed to achieve that. […] We’ve got a long way to go with Microsoft and we’re going to take the long-term view.”

The NYT quite patronizingly called the comment a “bob and weave” seemingly unwilling to let go of the idea of divestiture. It’s great shareholder bait; Xbox has long been an aspirational type of product, and it has been a loss leader in some regards. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has remarked in the past about how, despite the fact Xbox isn’t a huge profit generator, fandom of the brand has led to lucrative deals for Azure on the business side of things. Yet, shareholders would love nothing more than for Microsoft to quit the difficult and risky game industry to dive all-in on AI psychosis products instead…

Uh oh!

By Local ID10T • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

That is what they always say right before announcing the sale.

“It’s not for sale.”
…
“Welcome to our new corporate owners.”
…
“We couldn’t tell you because the negotiations were under NDA.”

Re:Uh oh!

By ffkom • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

That is what they always say right before announcing the sale.

… or what one would say knowing that there are no bidders offering any substantial amount of money for that dead brand name, anyway.

Not for sale

By PPH • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

“We can kill it off ourselves. Thanks anyway.”

Tosses it on the pile of Zune, Bob, ME, OutLook, Clippy, IE, Cortana, …

Re:Windows needs XBox

By thegreatemu • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
Preeeeetty sure corporate lock-in is about ten thousand times more important to them than gamers.

Re:Uh oh!

By thegarbz • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread

Yes that’s one scenario. The other scenario is that people say “It’s not for sale.” because of speculation that someone should buy it. That’s been my own experience with my employer for years, we legitimately were not interested in a sale but media kept speculating on who would buy is *if we were*.

Looking to the specifics here: Xbox has a potential to make lots of money. They did in the past. It was just their very recent actions were fucking stupid and need a correction (it’s unfortunate that those corrections is to fire studios, rather than to spin them off, it sucks when a corporation comes in buys something and then realises it wasn’t a good idea and then rather than hitting Ctrl-Z, hits DEL instead).

Secondly who would buy Xbox in its current state? It’s a money losing machine which would cause nothing but headaches. Buying things without a strategy to make a profit started this mess in the first place. I could see people willing to buy individual small studios, but not the cancerous behemoth that is the current xbox.

Hackers Stole Millions of US Military Personnel Records During Months-Long Data Breach

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A months-long breach of the Defense Manpower Data Center exposed personal information belonging to roughly 2.8 million living current and former U.S. military personnel and staff, plus records for nearly 300,000 deceased people. Attackers reportedly exploited a file-sharing vulnerability between October 2025 and July 2026, accessing unencrypted records that included Social Security numbers, dates of birth, demographic information, and military service details. TechCrunch reports:
The DMDC may not be widely known to the general public, but serves as one of the Department of Defense’s records-keeping units. The DMDC maintains over 60 million records for U.S. military and civilian staff and their family members to help determine benefits and entitlements, such as healthcare and retirement. The unit also provides a critical service as the military’s “leading identity management provider,” which links active service members, employees, and contractors to credentials, such as smart cards and passwords. These are used to access Pentagon computer systems, buildings, and bases.

“We make sure that the right people get access and the wrong people don’t: security of identity information is paramount,” the DMDC’s website reads. The Department of Defense, which oversees the DMDC, said it does not have any indication that the information was misused, but did not say how it reached that conclusion. TechCrunch contacted a Pentagon spokesperson to ask if officials had any communications from the hackers, whose identities are not known, but we did not hear back.

“A months-long breach”

By davidwr • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

MONTHS-LONG? Heads should roll and everyone left with any data-security-responsibility will need to be retrained.

Hours or even days-long I can see. But months? Really?

Re: It’s got to be Trump’s fault - somehow…

By drinkypoo • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

No. If the system is designed so that a low level guy can fuck it up, it is already fucked.

Re:No surprises

By Moryath • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
Well yeah, TreasonBitch Trump and Apartheidist RetardedShit Musk’s “DOGE” fired the competent employees all over. GOP are traitors and saboteurs, they all need to be removed from office and permanently barred from it forevermore so we can get started fixing all the problems that the America Hating Retardican Shitbags Party have caused.

Re: It’s got to be Trump’s fault - somehow…

By OrangeTide • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

The person at the top ultimately has to take responsibility for process faults and staff incompetence of the agencies he oversees.

Re:It’s got to be Trump’s fault - somehow…

By maladroit • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Another problem is people who will pretend that since we cannot prove something is directly Trump’s fault, we must absolve him of all responsibility.

Trump put Hegseth in charge, and he has spent his time insisting that the only thing that matters is blowing shit up. He has downplayed the need for logistics (see: Abraham Lincoln, base in Bahrain), protecting civilians (see: Minab), and basic competence.

Instead he has valued loyalty to Trump, obeying illegal orders (see: carribean boat strikes), checking testosterone levels ?!?!, and religious indoctrination.

So the question should be: did the low-level programmers have the support they needed, or were they told to make do with limited staff and resources?

Given that this administration doge-d CISA, the civilian agency that provided computer security support to the government, it seems very likely they did the same thing to the DoD.

Google Reportedly Tests Paying Publishers For AI Search Results

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Google is reportedly testing a program that pays around 100 publishers based on how much their content contributes to its AI-powered search features. According to The Information, one publisher earned more than $1 million over a year, while another has received roughly $50,000 to $60,000.” Digiday reports:
Once a publisher joins the “AI contribution pilot,” they receive an extra AI earnings widget via their Search Console dashboard. This displays a monthly earnings number (with some history), though no other detailed information on how payouts are calculated currently. Payments are based more on value than raw usage, meaning Google only pays when it judges that a piece of content has meaningfully contributed to an AI-generated response. Publishers can opt out at any time.

[…] Digiday has learned that at least dozens of publishers have been approached by Google for the AI contribution pilot, though the program has been more appealing to small and mid-sized, rather than large publishers and has widened far beyond news publishers. Digiday couldn’t get final confirmation of the number. Screenshots from Google Search Console, seen by Digiday, show an “AI contribution” panel that appears once a publisher opts into the program. The interface lists the program name and a monthly payout figure.

“It’s quite black box,” as one exec with knowledge of the matter told Digiday. “Do I wish they were more transparent? Definitely,” said one publisher exec who is in the program. “But I’m hopeful that the fact that they’re setting a precedent for exploring paying publishers directly for content through this is meaningful,” they added.

Yeah right..

By Archfeld • • Score: 3 • Thread

“Google is reportedly testing a program that pays around 100 publishers based on how much their content contributes to its AI-powered search features.”

That’s like me reading a book and paying for based on how much I enjoyed it. I don’t see publishers going for it. I guess it is better than the current alternative which is nothing for getting your entire catalog fed to an AI. I wish I could get away with what the AI’s manage. Operating in total denial they have everything but aren’t responsible for anything.