Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. Cloudflare Appeals Piracy Shield Fine, Hopes To Kill Italy’s Site-Blocking Law
  2. Google Is Trying To Make ‘Vibe Design’ Happen
  3. New Windows 11 Bug Breaks Samsung PCs, Blocking Access To C: Drive
  4. UK Plans To Require Labels On AI-Generated Content
  5. Meta Is Shutting Down VR Social Platform Horizon Worlds
  6. SaaS Apocalypse Could Be OpenSource’s Greatest Opportunity
  7. 2026 Turing Award Goes To Inventors of Quantum Cryptography
  8. Federal Cyber Experts Called Microsoft’s Cloud ‘a Pile of Shit’, Yet Approved It Anyway
  9. Apple Can Delist Apps ‘With Or Without Cause,’ Judge Says In Loss For Musi App
  10. Experiments Show Potatoes Can Survive In Lunar Solar (With Lots of Help)
  11. Nvidia Announces Vera Rubin Space-1 Chip System For Orbital AI Data Centers
  12. AI Job Loss Research Ignores How AI Is Utterly Destroying the Internet
  13. Arizona Charges Kalshi With Illegal Gambling Operation
  14. Rural Ohioans Seek To Ban Data Centers Through Constitutional Amendment
  15. Gamers React With Overwhelming Disgust To DLSS 5’s Generative AI Glow-Ups

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

Cloudflare Appeals Piracy Shield Fine, Hopes To Kill Italy’s Site-Blocking Law

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Cloudflare is appealing a 14.2 million-euro fine from Italy for refusing to comply with its “Piracy Shield” law, which requires blocking access to websites on its 1.1.1.1 DNS service within 30 minutes. The company argues the system lacks oversight, risks widespread overblocking, and could undermine core Internet infrastructure. Ars Technica’s Jon Brodkin reports:
Piracy Shield is “a misguided Italian regulatory scheme designed to protect large rightsholder interests at the expense of the broader Internet,” Cloudflare said in a blog post this week. “After Cloudflare resisted registering for Piracy Shield and challenged it in court, the Italian communications regulator, AGCOM, fined Cloudflare… We appealed that fine on March 8, and we continue to challenge the legality of Piracy Shield itself.” Cloudflare called the fine of 14.2 million euros ($16.4 million) “staggering.” AGCOM issued the penalty in January 2026, saying Cloudflare flouted requirements to disable DNS resolution of domain names and routing of traffic to IP addresses reported by copyright holders.

Cloudflare had previously resisted a blocking order it received in February 2025, arguing that it would require installing a filter on DNS requests that would raise latency and negatively affect DNS resolution for sites that aren’t subject to the dispute over piracy. Cloudflare co-founder and CEO Matthew Prince said that censoring the 1.1.1.1 DNS resolver would force the firm “not just to censor the content in Italy but globally.”

Piracy Shield was designed to combat pirated streams of live sports events, requiring network operators to block domain names and IP addresses within 30 minutes of receiving a copyright notification. Cloudflare said the fine should have been capped at 140,000 euros ($161,000), or 2 percent of its Italian earnings, but that “AGCOM calculated the fine based on our global revenue, resulting in a penalty nearly 100 times higher than the legal limit.”

Despite its complaints about the size of the fine, Cloudflare said the principles at stake “are even larger” than the financial penalty. “Piracy Shield is an unsupervised electronic portal through which an unidentified set of Italian media companies can submit websites and IP addresses that online service providers registered with Piracy Shield are then required to block within 30 minutes,” Cloudflare said.
Cloudflare is pushing for the law to be struck down, arguing that it is “incompatible with EU law, most notably the Digital Services Act (DSA), which requires that any content restriction be proportionate and subject to strict procedural safeguards.”
In addition to appealing the fine, Cloudflare says it will continue to challenge Piracy Shield in Italian courts, engage with EU officials, and seek full access to AGCOM’s Piracy Shield records.

Rock on CloudFlare

By Sean Clifford • Score: 3 Thread

Rock on CloudFlare!

Google Is Trying To Make ‘Vibe Design’ Happen

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With today’s latest Stitch updates, Google is trying to make “vibe design” happen, reports The Verge’s Jay Peters. The AI-native design platform encourages users to describe goals, feelings, or inspiration in “natural language,” rather than starting with traditional blueprints.

In a blog post, Google Labs Product Manager Rustin Banks says that Stitch can turn those inputs into interactive prototypes, automatically map user flows, and support real-time iteration. It introduces voice capabilities that allow users to “speak directly to [the] canvas” for feedback or changes. Tools like DESIGN.md also help users create reusable design systems across various projects.

To Hell With That

By crunchy_one • Score: 3 Thread
The very last thing I’m going to do is share my goals, feelings, or inspiration with Google. Fuck that. Hard.

New Windows 11 Bug Breaks Samsung PCs, Blocking Access To C: Drive

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Longtime Slashdot reader UnknowingFool writes:
Users of Samsung PCs are reporting the inability to access the C: drive after the Windows 11 February update. The bug seems to be in connection with the Samsung Galaxy Connect app, which allows Samsung phones and tablets to connect to Windows machines. [A previous stable version of the app has been re-released to prevent this problem from spreading.] This parody explains the situation with humor.
The issue stems from update KB5077181 and is impacting Samsung PCs running Windows 11 25H2 or 24H2. Microsoft and Samsung have confirmed the issue and published a workaround, but as PCWorld notes, it will take some time. The workaround “requires removing the Samsung application, then asking Windows to repair the drive permissions and assigning a new owner, then restoring the Windows default permissions, including patching in some custom code that Microsoft wrote.”

Re:pfft

By Gleenie • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Can’t have “Cloud” without “C” *taps head*

Re:pfft

By sco08y • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Meh, I keep mine on a floppies, and swap between aloud and bloud.

Another example of how professionals can’t use it.

By Murdoch5 • Score: 4, Interesting Thread
This is not a minor bug, and luckily no one at my company has been hit by it, but, how can you risk using Windows, when these are the issues you run in to?

People joke about Linux being unstable, and having usability issues, when was the last time a major Linux distribution completely bleeped home directory access? I’ve never seen it, and I’ve been using Linux since 1999, maybe 1998. Let’s be clear, you could do through incompetence, but that’s of your own destruction, and if you did, you could easily get it back.

With Windows, not only do things break, the solutions are nonsense, or in the best cases, idiotic. I have a recurring issue where virtualization will just stop working on Windows, and it’s not a UEFI issue. There is a long-standing issue where Windows can suspend, but then can’t wake up. To get Windows to “wake-up”, you need an installer so you can enter recovery mode, and tell the boot manager, TO BOOT.

Windows doesn’t know how to BOOT, which tracks across most Microsoft products, they can’t do the most basic functions of their use case. How can a professional, honestly, seriously, non-fraudulently, use Windows? If you can afford the massive amounts of downtime, you’re not a professional! If you can afford the constantly “roll-the-dice” methodology on updates, you’re not a professional! If you can honestly tell me that an OS which can’t boot, is a suitable product for a workplace, don’t, you’re lying. Windows is not for professionals, it’s not even for hobbies at this point.

I have it running in VM, on top of Fedora because in the best case that’s the only safe place to have it, it’s not ready for bare metal. Windows is for testing, and nothing else, and that’s all I’ll ever use it for because it’s not an operating system, it’s AdWare, bloated with ShareWare, and CrapWare, that only seeks to violate and harm it user base, when it works, which isn’t often.

the Windows 11 February update

By guygo • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

the thing is an atrocity. disappearing sys drives is just one of many issues with it, and Redmond sure seems to be dragging their ass getting around to fixing it.
it completely breaks username/password authentication on my simple LAN, so I uninstalled it. Let’s see how March’s update does…

Clickbait title

By SuperDre • Score: 4, Insightful Thread
The title suggests it’s a windows 11 bug, but that’s not the case, it is a bug in the Samsung App..

UK Plans To Require Labels On AI-Generated Content

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Reuters:
Britain plans to consider requiring labels on AI-generated content to protect consumers from disinformation and deepfakes, the government said on Wednesday, as it outlined other areas of focus to tackle the evolving global challenge. Technology minister Liz Kendall stressed the need to strike the right balance between protecting the creative industries and allowing the AI sector to innovate, saying in a statement that the government would take time to “get this right.”

The next phase of the government’s work on copyright and AI would also look at the harms posed by digital replicas without consent, ways for creators to control their work online and support for independent creative organizations, she said. […] Louise Popple, a copyright expert at law firm Taylor Wessing, noted that the government had not ruled out a broad exception that would allow AI developers to train on copyright works. “That’s a subtle difference of approach and could be interpreted to mean that everything is still up for grabs” she said. “It feels very much like the hard issues are being kicked down the road by the government.”

In 2024, Britain proposed easing copyright rules to let developers train models on lawfully accessed material, with creators able to reserve their rights. On Wednesday, Kendall said that having engaged with creatives, AI firms, industry bodies, unions and academics, the government had concluded it “no longer has a preferred option.” “We will help creatives control how their work is used. This sits at the heart of our ambition for creatives – including independent and smaller creative organizations — to be paid fairly,” she said.

good luck

By Ritz_Just_Ritz • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Good luck enforcing that. I agree that the deluge of slop is lame, but I don’t see it going away either.

prop 65 warning

By Local ID10T • Score: 3 Thread

Just as everything in California comes with a warning that it may contain chemicals that might contribute to an individual’s overall lifetime risk of cancer… all content in the UK will come with a warning that someone, somewhere, somehow, may have used AI to create some part of the content. Danger, Will Robinson!

Lip service

By Richard_at_work • Score: 3 Thread

Yup, because those people intentionally looking to mislead or defraud others through the use of AI fakes are certainly going to follow this law to the letter…

Re:prop 65 warning

By Local ID10T • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

The California Prop 65 law is a great example of doing it wrong. There is a real possibility of being penalized if you fail to warn someone and it turns out that chemicals were present. It is therefore safer to just warn people that everything and every place may contain chemicals. No effort is made to accurately label anything -just label everything as a potential hazard and call it done.

Meta Is Shutting Down VR Social Platform Horizon Worlds

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Meta is shutting down its VR social platform Horizon Worlds, which was once a key piece of the pivot to the metaverse. The company said the app will be taken off the Quest store at the end of March, and fully removed from Quest headsets by June 15. After that date, it will shift to a standalone "mobile-only experience.” CNBC reports:
The shift for Horizon Worlds, which was once a central part of the company’s push into virtual reality, comes weeks after Meta cut over 1,000 employees from Reality Labs, the unit responsible for the metaverse. […] The social platform has never drawn more than a couple hundred thousand active users a month, CNBC previously reported.

The virtual 3D social network where avatars could interact and play games with other users officially launched in late 2021. It operated exclusively on the Quest VR platform until Meta launched a mobile app version in September 2023. The mobile version of Horizon Worlds was built to provide an entry point for users without VR headsets, functioning similarly to Roblox.

Nobody saw that coming !

By greytree • Score: 5, Funny Thread
Well, nobody wearing VR glasses.

The rest of us though…

So?

By Locke2005 • Score: 3 Thread
“And nothing of value was lost…” — The Critic

SaaS Apocalypse Could Be OpenSource’s Greatest Opportunity

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Longtime Slashdot reader internet-redstar writes:
Nearly a trillion dollars has been wiped from software stocks in 2026, with hedge funds making billions shorting Salesforce, HubSpot, and Atlassian. At FOSDEM 2026, cURL maintainer Daniel Stenberg shut down his bug bounty program after AI-generated slop overwhelmed his team. A new article on HackerNoon argues that most commercial SaaS could inevitably become OpenSource, not out of ideology but economics. The author points to Proxmox replacing VMware at enterprise scale and startups like Holosign replicating DocuSign at $19/month flat as evidence. The catch, the article claims, is that maintainers who refuse to embrace AI tools risk being forked, or simply replicated from scratch, by those who do.

What?

By SlashbotAgent • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I can’t be bothered to read the article after that summary.

What a mess of conflated nonsense. Stock price, unrelated developer activity due to AI, free software replacing rapist vendor software… What does any of that have to do with open sourcing SaaS or SaaS “apocalypse”?

If you wanna talk about AI slop, this sure looks like it.

What is this?

By irreverentdiscourse • Score: 3 Thread

Is slashdot taking fanfiction submissions now?

Re:What?

By nightflameauto • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I can’t be bothered to read the article after that summary.

What a mess of conflated nonsense. Stock price, unrelated developer activity due to AI, free software replacing rapist vendor software… What does any of that have to do with open sourcing SaaS or SaaS “apocalypse”?

If you wanna talk about AI slop, this sure looks like it.

Yeah, all of that, and the conclusion is developers *MUST* embrace AI, or risk being replaced by those who do. It’s literally just an amalgamation of everything the AI Prophets and their sales henchmen have been preaching for the last several years. “GET ABOARD OUR HYPE TRAIN OR WE WILL RUN YOU DOWN WITH IT!” Meh, whatever.

Open Source developers can develop however they want. Just because you can flood their bug system with AI generated slop doesn’t mean you’re running them out of development. These people need to get a grip.

Still missing the point

By DarkOx • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

*most* of the value of SaaS is the someone else is responsible part. All you do given them a credit card number, setup your tenant by filling a few forms and creating some users and done.. Or at least it *can* be that easy, if you have a lot of people or are part of big enterprise you are maybe setting up SSO or something.

The reality is most of these SaaS projects are just slightly targeted CRUD apps. Sure AI makes cloning them much faster, but any business with a sizeable software teem could have already replicated them anyway. The point is:
1) Leaving all the details to someone else
2) having someone else to blame when things go wrong
3) having a very predictable op-ex, you know the bill is $2500 every month, no surprises like a member of the financial software support time decided to retire and IT had hire a replacement, your department is getting billed for 33% of the hiring costs this quarter…

The other end of the spectrum is truly unique software that does actual hard things engineering tasks, very large scale shipping lane management, very complex industry specific billing, payment, license, legal management, telecom/conferencing; where things might actually have some proprietary algorithms, or significant infrastructure requirements not entirely availible as some AWS or Azure PaaS service.

I think the lower of SaaS is probably in real trouble. Because you can vibe code your own and drop it in AWS/Azure to handle all your infrastructure and be very much more in the driver seat vs what SalesForce decides to ‘let you do’ with Lighting or Apex. AI tools with their ability to let a single developer rapidly take and extend/customize a FOSS product rapidly will suck the value out of your basic SaaS CRM/ERP/Storefront providers, in a way FOSS alone has done the opposite for.

Wait, what???

By dskoll • Score: 3 Thread

Maintainers risk being forked? That might not be a bad thing. Five or six Linus Torvalds, a bunch of Greg Kroah-Hartmans, etc. would be awesome!

Of course, the downside is we might end up with 9 Matt Mullenwegs…

2026 Turing Award Goes To Inventors of Quantum Cryptography

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Dave Knott shares a report from the New York Times:
On Wednesday, the Association for Computing Machinery, the world’s largest society of computing professionals, said Drs. Charles Bennett and Gilles Brassard had won this year’s Turing Award for their work on quantum cryptography and related technologies. The Turing Award, which was introduced in 1966, is often called the Nobel Prize of computing, and it includes a $1 million prize, which the two scientists will share.

[…] The two met in 1979 while swimming in the Atlantic just off the north shore of Puerto Rico. They were taking a break while attending an academic conference in San Juan. Dr. Bennett swam up to Dr. Brassard and suggested they use quantum mechanics to create a bank note that could never be forged. Collaborating between Montreal and New York, they applied Dr. Bennett’s idea to subway tokens rather than bank notes. In a research paper published in 1983, they showed that their quantum subway tokens could never be forged, even if someone managed to steal the subway turnstile housing the elaborate hardware needed to read them.

This led to quantum cryptography. After describing their new form of encryption in a research paper published in 1984, they demonstrated the technology with a physical experiment five years later. Called BB84, their system used photons — particles of light — to create encryption keys used to lock and unlock digital data. Thanks to the laws of quantum mechanics, the behavior of a photon changes if someone looks at it. This means that if anyone tries to steal the keys, he or she will leave a telltale sign of the attempted theft — a bit like breaking the seal on an aspirin bottle.

Re:When I meet strangers in the ocean

By JoshuaZ • Score: 5, Interesting Thread
Oops ,I forgot to link to the Quanta article https://www.quantamagazine.org/quantum-cryptography-pioneers-win-turing-award-20260318/.

Federal Cyber Experts Called Microsoft’s Cloud ‘a Pile of Shit’, Yet Approved It Anyway

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ProPublica reports that federal cybersecurity reviewers had serious, yearslong concerns about Microsoft’s GCC High cloud offering, yet they approved it anyway because the product was already deeply embedded across government. As one member of the team put it: “The package is a pile of shit.” From the report:
In late 2024, the federal government’s cybersecurity evaluators rendered a troubling verdict on one of Microsoft’s biggest cloud computing offerings. The tech giant’s “lack of proper detailed security documentation” left reviewers with a “lack of confidence in assessing the system’s overall security posture,” according to an internal government report reviewed by ProPublica. For years, reviewers said, Microsoft had tried and failed to fully explain how it protects sensitive information in the cloud as it hops from server to server across the digital terrain. Given that and other unknowns, government experts couldn’t vouch for the technology’s security.

Such judgments would be damning for any company seeking to sell its wares to the U.S. government, but it should have been particularly devastating for Microsoft. The tech giant’s products had been at the heart of two major cybersecurity attacks against the U.S. in three years. In one, Russian hackers exploited a weakness to steal sensitive data from a number of federal agencies, including the National Nuclear Security Administration. In the other, Chinese hackers infiltrated the email accounts of a Cabinet member and other senior government officials. The federal government could be further exposed if it couldn’t verify the cybersecurity of Microsoft’s Government Community Cloud High, a suite of cloud-based services intended to safeguard some of the nation’s most sensitive information.

Yet, in a highly unusual move that still reverberates across Washington, the Federal Risk and Authorization Management Program, or FedRAMP, authorized the product anyway, bestowing what amounts to the federal government’s cybersecurity seal of approval. FedRAMP’s ruling — which included a kind of “buyer beware” notice to any federal agency considering GCC High — helped Microsoft expand a government business empire worth billions of dollars. “BOOM SHAKA LAKA,” Richard Wakeman, one of the company’s chief security architects, boasted in an online forum, celebrating the milestone with a meme of Leonardo DiCaprio in “The Wolf of Wall Street.”

It was not the type of outcome that federal policymakers envisioned a decade and a half ago when they embraced the cloud revolution and created FedRAMP to help safeguard the government’s cybersecurity. The program’s layers of review, which included an assessment by outside experts, were supposed to ensure that service providers like Microsoft could be entrusted with the government’s secrets. But ProPublica’s investigation — drawn from internal FedRAMP memos, logs, emails, meeting minutes, and interviews with seven former and current government employees and contractors — found breakdowns at every juncture of that process. It also found a remarkable deference to Microsoft, even as the company’s products and practices were central to two of the most damaging cyberattacks ever carried out against the government.

More Proof

By organgtool • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
More proof that it’s better to be entrenched than to be good.

Not surprising

By ebunga • Score: 5, Informative Thread

I mean, this is no big surprise for anyone that has had to deal with this shit on a daily basis. I’m sure we’ve all been forced to use Teams at some point, so just extrapolate that out to their entire tech stack.

Re:Trust

By jenningsthecat • Score: 4, Funny Thread

If you can’t trust Microsoft to protect you, you can at least trust the government oversight to protect you.

Yes, governments excel when it comes to committing oversights…

Re:Not surprising

By DarkOx • Score: 4, Informative Thread

That is the reality isn’t it?

There was no universe where any kind of security evaluation of MS GCC was going to be other then proforma, some rule might have required it but nobody was going deny Microsoft.

Just imagine the fallout and I don’t even mean in upset political donors, I mean in very practical terms stalled IT projects. There entire current generation of government IT contractors grew up breathing Microsoft and their tech stack. I am not saying Microsoft isn’t and can’t lose its iron grip but realistically short term it does not matter what they do in terms of shoddy products and docs, # of little kids senior management didled on Epstine island, or how much of their staff is composed of agents in hostile governments, they can get away with all of it, because so much just grinds to halt without their stuff.

probably TINA’s fault

By hdyoung • Score: 4, Funny Thread
TINA is to blame for a lot of things. TINA is an awful person who causes a lot of problems. You never want TINA in your friend group.

TINA = “there is no alternative”

Apple Can Delist Apps ‘With Or Without Cause,’ Judge Says In Loss For Musi App

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica:
Musi, a free music streaming app that had tens of millions of iPhone downloads and garnered plenty of controversy over its method of acquiring music, has lost an attempt to get back on Apple’s App Store. A federal judge dismissed Musi’s lawsuit against Apple with prejudice and sanctioned Musi’s lawyers for “mak[ing] up facts to fill the perceived gaps in Musi’s case.”

Musi built a streaming service without striking its own deals with copyright holders. It did so by playing music from YouTube, writing in its 2024 lawsuit against Apple that “the Musi app plays or displays content based on the user’s own interactions with YouTube and enhances the user experience via Musi’s proprietary technology.” Musi’s app displayed its own ads but let users remove them for a one-time fee of $5.99. Musi claimed it complied with YouTube’s terms, but Apple removed it from the App Store in September 2024. Musi does not offer an Android app. Musi alleged that Apple delisted its app based on “unsubstantiated” intellectual property claims from YouTube and that Apple violated its own Developer Program License Agreement (DPLA) by delisting the app.

Musi was handed a resounding defeat yesterday in two rulings from US District Judge Eumi Lee in the Northern District of California. Lee found that Apple can remove apps “with or without cause,” as stipulated in the developer agreement. Lee wrote (PDF): “The plain language of the DPLA governs because it is clear and explicit: Apple may ‘cease marketing, offering, and allowing download by end-users of the [Musi app] at any time, with or without cause, by providing notice of termination.’ Based on this language, Apple had the right to cease offering the Musi app without cause if Apple provided notice to Musi. The complaint alleges, and Musi does not dispute, that Apple gave Musi the required notice. Therefore, Apple’s decision to remove the Musi app from the App Store did not breach the DPLA.”

Re:Walled Garden

By Tablizer • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Anti-trust is dead, long live monopolies! Competition is for “losers”

Re:uhh duh

By billyswong • Score: 4, Informative Thread
The issue is as of 2026, too many things are iOS+Android only. This duopoly means that if they decide to ban an app together, your software will be banned from the “smartphone” ecosystem. This is not the case of a normal “brick and mortar store”. A normal “brick and mortar store” isn’t capable of banning a good from sales worldwide.

Re:Gatekeeping

By Baron_Yam • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

This is why capitalism requires regulation - without it, the dominant player simply dominates and the market is no longer free. If you are the player, or someone on their payroll, you probably approve of this. If you’re the vast majority of the population, you should be very angry this happens.

But Musi’s a scam, repackaging someone else’s work and replacing the ads with their own.

Re:uhh duh

By PPH • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

So, a duopoly.

There are ways of dealing with monopolies/duopolies. Break them up. Probably can’t do that effectively with Apple/Android. Then there’s regulation. You place the entity(s) under the authority of some thing like a utilities commision. They want to make any changes to their pricing or terms of service, they have to seek approval from the commission. Such a situation is so onerous that those subject to it (even utilities) do everything in their power to weasel out from under it. And one obvious way would be to open up the platforms to third party app stores.

“But we can’t! Muh security!” Wrong. There’s nothing stopping the third party stores from implementing their own app vetting proceses. And allowing users to pick one tailored to their needs.

Risk Is High With iOS Development

By organgtool • Score: 3 Thread
I don’t understand the mindset of getting involved in the iOS app market today. It made more sense in the early days but now the market is highly entrenched and Apple can either delist your app for no reason or release a competing app that doesn’t have the usual restrictions of third-party developers. The risk to reward ratio seems to have drifted way too far.

Experiments Show Potatoes Can Survive In Lunar Solar (With Lots of Help)

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sciencehabit shares a report from Science.org:
In The Martian, fictional astronaut Mark Watney survives the wasteland of Mars by growing potatoes in lunar soil — with a bit of help from human poop. The idea may not be so far-fetched. In a preprint posted this month on bioRxiv, researchers show potatoes can indeed grow in the equivalent of Moon dust, though they need a lot of help from compost found on Earth. To make the discovery, scientists first had to re-create lunar regolith — the loose, powdery layer that blankets the Moon’s surface. To replicate that in the lab, David Handy, a space biologist at Oregon State University (OSU), and his colleagues used a mix of crushed minerals and volcanic ash that matched the chemistry of the Moon.

But lunar regolith is entirely devoid of the organic matter that plants need to grow. “Turning an inorganic, inhospitable bucket of glorified sand into something that can support plant growth is complex,” says Anna-Lisa Paul, a plant molecular biologist at the University of Florida not involved with the work. So Handy and his colleagues added vermicompost — organic waste from worms — into the regolith. They found that a mix with 5% compost allowed the potatoes to grow while still emulating the stressful conditions of the lunar environment. After almost 2 months of growth, the team harvested the tubers, freeze-dried them, and ground them up for further testing.

Analysis of the potatoes’ DNA showed stress-related genes had been activated. The potatoes also had higher concentrations of copper and zinc than Earth-grown ones, which may make them dangerous for human consumption. The plants’ nutritional value, though, was similar to traditional potatoes — a surprise to the scientists, who expected lower levels of nutrition “because the plants might have been working overtime to overcome certain stressors,” Handy says.

Lunar soil

By chefren • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I thought he planted potatoes in Martian soil, but I guess I was mistaken.

Potatoes Can Survive In Lunar Solar

By phantomfive • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Experiments Show Potatoes Can Survive In Lunar Solar

I’m not a flat-earther, I’m not a moon hoaxer, but this headline really confused me.

Re:Lunar Solar?

By burtosis • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Maybe it’s lunar soil?

The summary is night soil and it’s leaking.

Fun Fact

By necro81 • Score: 5, Interesting Thread
Although associated with wholesome soil and gardening, the woodlands of northern North America were devoid of native earthworms after the last ice age. This meant that the woodlands adapted to having thick layers of slowly decomposing detritus (e.g., leaf litter) on the forest floor. Colonizers in the 17th and 18th century introduced European earthworms (along with literal boatloads of non-native plants), with a mix of effects on native species and landscapes. Their deliberate incorporation into farming practices and use as bait by anglers allowed them to spread widely.

So by a certain reckoning, earthworms are an invasive species!

Re:NOT LUNAR SOIL

By votsalo • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

There is a similar, but more informative article about growing Chickpeas on 75% moon soil.

These articles bring up interesting questions about circular farming. What would it take to build a closed ecosystem on the moon that does not require continuously shipping nutrients from earth?

Nvidia Announces Vera Rubin Space-1 Chip System For Orbital AI Data Centers

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Nvidia unveiled its Vera Rubin Space-1 system for powering AI workloads in orbital data centers. “Space computing, the final frontier, has arrived,” said CEO Jensen Huang. “As we deploy satellite constellations and explore deeper into space, intelligence must live wherever data is generated.” CNBC reports:
In a press release, the company said that its Vera Rubin Space-1 Module, which includes the IGX Thor and Jetson Orin, will be used on space missions led by multiple companies. The chips are specifically “engineered for size-, weight- and power-constrained environments.” Partners include Axiom Space, Starcloud and Planet.

Huang said Nvidia is working with partners on a new computer for orbital data centers, but there are still engineering hurdles to overcome. “In space, there’s no convection, there’s just radiation,” Huang said during his GTC keynote, “and so we have to figure out how to cool these systems out in space, but we’ve got lots of great engineers working on it.”

This is concerning

By AvitarX • Score: 3 Thread

It feels like they’re making chips to fuel hype for a thing we all know can’t work because physics.

I guess there’s probably a huge circular investment with SpaceX or something though?

Re: This is concerning

By AvitarX • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Even excluding launch costs do we have a feasible way to make a space data center work?

I’m sure the physics can work with math, but I’m not convinced something could be built to maintain orbit, capture energy, and then shed the heat with unlimited budget that replaces a medium sized data center.

Re: This is concerning

By nightflameauto • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Even excluding launch costs do we have a feasible way to make a space data center work?

Step 1: Place all the tech-bro AI broligarchs onto a SpaceX Starship with data terminals for each of them. Make sure live video feeds are available so we can watch them work.

Step 2: Launch to a Lagrange point.

Step 3: Allow the tech-bros access to their terminals, and flip on the live video feeds.

Step 4: Enjoy watching them try to continue to hype their own farts from space while their supplies dwindle. See how long it takes until they start to realize they are totally boned.

Step 5: Place bets on who eats who first and enjoy the show.

Step 6: Once free of them, start to reclaim some small semblance of sanity back here on Earth. But, since we’re humanity, this step is mostly optional.

AI Job Loss Research Ignores How AI Is Utterly Destroying the Internet

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from 404 Media, written by Jason Koebler:
Over the last few months, various academics and AI companies have attempted to predict how artificial intelligence is going to impact the labor market. These studies, including a high-profile paper published by Anthropic earlier this month, largely try to take the things AI is good at, or could be good at, and match them to existing job categories and job tasks. But the papers ignore some of the most impactful and most common uses of AI today: AI porn and AI slop.

Anthropic’s paper, called "Labor market impacts of AI: A new measure and early evidence,” essentially attempts to find 1:1 correlations between tasks that people do today at their jobs and things people are using Claude for. The researchers also try to predict if a job’s tasks “are theoretically possible with AI,” which resulted in this chart, which has gone somewhat viral and was included in a newsletter by MSNOW’s Phillip Bump and threaded about by tech journalist Christopher Mims. (Because everything is terrible, the research is now also feeding into a gambling website where you can see the apparent odds of having your job replaced by AI.) In his thread, Mims makes the case that the “theoretical capability” of AI to do different jobs in different sectors is totally made up, and that this chart basically means nothing. Mims makes a good and fair observation: The nature of the many, many studies that attempt to predict which people are going to lose their jobs to AI are all flawed because the inputs must be guessed, to some degree.

But I believe most of these studies are flawed in a deeper way: They do not take into account how people are actually using AI, though Anthropic claims that that is exactly what it is doing. “We introduce a new measure of AI displacement risk, observed exposure, that combines theoretical LLM capability and real-world usage data, weighting automated (rather than augmentative) and work-related uses more heavily,” the researchers write. This is based in part on the “Anthropic Economic Index,” which was introduced in an extremely long paper published in January that tries to catalog all the high-minded uses of AI in specific work-related contexts. These uses include “Complete humanities and social science academic assignments across multiple disciplines,” “Draft and revise professional workplace correspondence and business communications,” and “Build, debug, and customize web applications and websites.” Not included in any of Anthropic’s research are extremely popular uses of AI such as “create AI porn” and “create AI slop and spam.” These uses are destroying discoverability on the internet, cause cascading societal and economic harms.
“Anthropic’s research continues a time-honored tradition by AI companies who want to highlight the ‘good’ uses of AI that show up in their marketing materials while ignoring the world-destroying applications that people actually use it for,” argues Koebler. “Meanwhile, as we have repeatedly shown, huge parts of social media websites and Google search results have been overtaken by AI slop. Chatbots themselves have killed traffic to lots of websites that were once able to rely on ad revenue to employ people, so on and so forth…”

“This is all to say that these studies about the economic impacts of AI are ignoring a hugely important piece of context: AI is eating and breaking the internet and social media,” writes Koebler, in closing. “We are moving from a many-to-many publishing environment that created untold millions of jobs and businesses towards a system where AI tools can easily overwhelm human-created websites, businesses, art, writing, videos, and human activity on the internet. What’s happening may be too chaotic, messy, and unpleasant for AI companies to want to reckon with, but to ignore it entirely is malpractice.”

Re:AI is not very intelligent and not improving.

By geekmux • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

The various stories of evil (AI blackmailing people, AI blogging about how people are prejudiced against it for not letting it post, AI being racist) all demonstrate low level thought - not dogs, not rats, not mice, but instead the kind of thing that an insect could do.

When idiot judges can’t even describe what a shitcoin wallet is are presiding over crypto cases, it tends to say a lot about the moron voter or elected leader who put them there.

If AI did NOTHING else but image and video manipulation from this point forward, it would become one hell of a dangerous weapon. Stop pretending our legal system is smart enough. It isn’t. It’s corrupt enough. The various stories of today will look like child’s play compared to the scams of tomorrow. Including ones pulled by law enforcement (like when they arrest sober people for drunk driving, because revenue generation.)

AI in the American legal system alone should scare you. Because only one of those entities isn’t getting any better or smarter.

Not AI fault

By Visarga • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Slop is caused by competition for scarce attention on platforms that optimize for engagement. Not by AI. Don’t confuse the cause with the effect here, nobody is posting slop in places where there is no chance of getting that precious traffic. It is a system level problem.

Re:The internet was destroyed by classism

By 2TecTom • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

‘Our’ Internet was destroyed by the greed of the upper class, they bought it and now they use the Internet and all the top level sites to steal from us, cheat us, lie to us and manipluate us.

Welcome to economic slavery, yes boss, no boss, right away boss .

Re:The internet was destroyed a bit before that

By Moridineas • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Meatsack-based LAN parties? Reminds me of those Usenet downloads back when campus speed meant something.

When I got to college, late 90s, one of the very first things I did was get my computer hooked up to campus ethernet. I had dialup at home, and it was glorious. A friend who was also just starting at nearby university that was linked to mine with a highspeed connection, called me—on landline—and we just started transferring files back and forth. Maybe via ICQ. It was unbelievable seeing 10MB/s…

Honestly, the next time that I felt anything like that “wow” Internet speed moment was with Google Fiber when my ping from my home server to my office desktop came in at 1.5ms.

The old Internet already WAS subsumed

By Moridineas • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Yes, AI slop has accelerated a lot of enshittification, but the enshittification started decades ago.

It started when Facebook and other major social media aggregators started putting content behind walls and made searching old content extremely difficult.

It started when Google pagerank started being actively abused by SEO “experts” churning out meaningless, contentless blog posts and other junk content just to fluff up rank.

It started when every error message you search for leads to a enshittified page that exists solely to capture common searches, lead you along for as long as possible while displaying as many ads as possible, without any real content.

I used to be able to search for recipes and fine a lot of individual bloggers and websites. IF you search for any given receipe today, there are a handful of sites that are going to pop up at the top of search results for almost everything. Damn you Spruce Eats!

Etc.

I could keep going. The biggest problem is that the EXISTING, in-progress enshittification, is 100% compatible with AI slop.

Arizona Charges Kalshi With Illegal Gambling Operation

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Arizona has filed criminal charges against Kalshi, accusing it of operating an illegal gambling business. “Kalshi may brand itself as a ‘prediction market,’ but what it’s actually doing is running an illegal gambling operation and taking bets on Arizona elections, both of which violate Arizona law,” Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes said in a statement. The case could ultimately head to the Supreme Court to decide whether federal oversight by the Commodity Futures Trading Commission overrides state gambling laws. Bloomberg reports:
While state regulators have taken steps to crack down on what they say is unlicensed betting on Kalshi’s site, Arizona appears to be the first state to escalate to criminal charges. The charges cited in the complaint are misdemeanors, which carry less serious penalties than felonies. […] Prediction market exchanges like Kalshi have said they should continue to be regulated by the US Commodity Futures Trading Commission despite opposition from some state officials, who argue the trading should come under state gambling laws.

Arizona’s criminal complaint follows Kalshi’s move last week to block the state’s gaming department from taking enforcement action against the company. “These are the first criminal charges of any kind filed against Kalshi in any court in the United States, but it will likely be the first of several,” said Daniel Wallach, a sports and gaming attorney.

Block accounts from the state

By gurps_npc • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Arizona can stop Arizonians from using the gambling web site, they cannot stop non-arizonians from betting on Arizona elections.

Re:About damn time

By swillden • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Whats wild to me is a lot of Silicon Valley Tech Bro types actually treat these fucking things as genuine useful predictors, as if a bunch of gambling addicted basement folk somehow voltron up to form a giant soothsaying oracle..

If it were just “gambling-addicted basement folk” that would indeed be crazy. But the idea — and the reality — is that it attracts interest from serious and well-informed people who know stuff and do their research. And prediction markets do have a pretty good track record; they tend to outperform experts a lot of the time. They did much better than pundits or pollsters at predicting Trump’s wins, just to name one example.

Re: About damn time

By Anamon • Score: 4, Informative Thread
Millions of gallons don’t last very long.

The US has a daily crude oil consumption of around 850 million gallons per day. The strategic reserve is around 17 billion gallons, lasting about three weeks. More than a third of that was authorised to be released last week.

Re: About damn time

By YetanotherUID • Score: 5, Informative Thread
Your numbers are the exact opposite of reality. RacetotheWH, which aggregates several polls, including some ludicrously partisan right wing ones (cough, Napolitano, cough) has Trump sitting at 40.1 %. And most of these polls were taken before the scope of the disaster that is now quickly unfolding in Iran was apparent.Yougov/Economist, which is considered reputable with a mild right bias in the U.S., and whose survey period ended on the 16th has Trump at 36%. Granted, the pollsters aren’t exactly the same now, with some having gone under and others popping up over the last 12 years, but Obama’s aggregate approval at this point in his term was around 44-45%.

Re: About damn time FTFY

By zlives • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

what “boycott buying gas for two weeks” means to US
boycott job for two weeks
boycott school for two weeks
boycott groceries for two weeks

remeber we sold our soul and public transportation to gas and car companies back in the 40’s & 50’s

Rural Ohioans Seek To Ban Data Centers Through Constitutional Amendment

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Residents in rural Ohio are pushing a constitutional amendment to ban large data centers over 25 megawatts, citing concerns about energy use, water consumption, and lack of transparency around proposed projects. “My biggest concern is because I love Adams County,” Nikki Gerber told Cleveland.com. “What it feels like they are doing is just taking advantage of the unzoned rural areas of Ohio, where they can go ahead and put in whatever they want.” From the report:
Gerber and a handful of residents from Adams and Brown counties gathered about 1,800 signatures in eight days to start the ballot process. They submitted those petitions to the Ohio attorney general’s office on Monday. That’s the first step before supporters can begin collecting signatures statewide.

State law requires at least 1,000 valid voter signatures to begin the process. The petitions must also include the full text of the proposed amendment and a summary explaining what it would do. Attorney General Dave Yost’s office now has 10 days to decide whether the summary fairly and truthfully describes the proposal. If it does, the measure will move to the Ohio Ballot Board. Supporters would then need to gather about 413,000 valid signatures by July to place the amendment before voters this November.
The report notes that a 25-megawatt limit “would effectively block most modern data centers from being built in Ohio.”

Re:What Mama Pajama Saw

By sound+vision • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

Are normal residents of Ohio able to call a vote on “regular statute laws” without the legislature? That would be my guess as to why they did it this way, as an end-run around a nonresponsive legislature.

NIMBY?

By jenningsthecat • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

To be clear, I support controls on data centre construction which take much more account of what citizens want and what’s good for their health. I think citizens should be able to say “Hell no!” and have the government honour their wishes.

In addition to the factors mentioned in TFS, there are some really serious health issues that come with having a data centre in your general vicinity. One of the most insidious is infrasonic emissions which can cause physical and mental health problems over a very large area surrounding the centres. So placing one close to residences and other businesses can be a major health problem for a lot of people.

At the same time, I’m sure these people, like most of us, watch a lot of YouTube, Prime, Netflix, etc. So they want to benefit from data centres - they just don’t want them located in their back yards. I sympathize with them, and would likely do what they’re doing; but the data centres have to go somewhere, and anyone who uses the internet a lot is on shaky ethical ground when insisting that the negative consequences be someone else’s problem.

Sure, a lot of new data centres are being built just to run LLMs. But if AI hadn’t come along, they would still be looking for places to build server farms - it would just be happening at a slower rate. There are no easy answers; but a good start would be to take back control of the government from tech broligarchs and other big corporations. That would force a dialog which might yield solutions. Until then, corporations will be predators and average citizens will be victims.

Smart and the only way to do it

By rsilvergun • Score: 3 Thread
One of the things the right wing in the epstein-class figured out years ago was that you didn’t want a lot of democracy at the national government level because it’s too big to easily buy off even for them.

Once you get down to the state level then it’s a lot more manageable to buy off the state senators.

It’s trivial to buy off a county election or city election but there’s just too many of them so it’s not pract.

This is what they mean when they say government small enough to drown in a bathtub.

You want government just the right size, big enough that you can force the plebs to do whatever you tell them to do at the barrel of a gun but small enough that you can buy them off effectively. And that’s the state level.

This is why if you ever get the option to do direct ballot initiatives or pass your own legislation through ballots you’re going to find that billionaires are constantly rolling in with a ton of money to try to take that away from you. Because it lets you override the state legislatures that they spent so much money buying off

Re:What Mama Pajama Saw

By sound+vision • Score: 4, Informative Thread

But I do want to be clear the problem you’ve pointed out is absolutely real. Case in point, the Texas constitution. But there it is the legislature choosing to make everything a constitutional amendment, of their own choice. Not the citizenry doing it out of necessity.

It is interesting to contemplate, though, the purpose and function of a constitution. If we are to look at constitutions as expressions of the people’s will, and also a document to bind officials (legislatures) who might neglect their duty, I don’t see how the proposed amendment in Ohio goes against that.

It’s the NDA’s that bother me

By Sethra • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

“Gerger was also frustrated by the proliferation of non-disclosure agreements between big tech companies and local officials”

There should never be a situation where local officials can hide their negotiations behind NDA’s. They are PUBLIC officials and the public has the right to know what decisions they are making on behalf of the community (as opposed to the officials enriching themselves or pocketing huge campaign donations).

Gamers React With Overwhelming Disgust To DLSS 5’s Generative AI Glow-Ups

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Kyle Orland writes via Ars Technica:
Since deep-learning super-sampling (DLSS) launched on 2018’s RTX 2080 cards, gamers have been generally bullish on the technology as a way to effectively use machine-learning upscaling techniques to increase resolutions or juice frame rates in games. With yesterday’s tease of the upcoming DLSS 5, though, Nvidia has crossed a line from mere upscaling into complete lighting and texture overhauls influenced by “generative AI.” The result is a bland, uncanny gloss that has received an instant and overwhelmingly negative reaction from large swaths of gamers and the industry at large.

While previous DLSS releases rendered upscaled frames or created entirely new ones to smooth out gaps, Nvidia calls DLSS 5 — which it plans to launch in Autumn — “a real-time neural rendering model” that can “deliver a new level of photoreal computer graphics previously only achieved in Hollywood visual effects.” Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said explicitly that the technology melds “generative AI” with “handcrafted rendering” for “a dramatic leap in visual realism while preserving the control artists need for creative expression.”

Unlike existing generative video models, which Nvidia notes are “difficult to precisely control and often lack predictability,” DLSS 5 uses a game’s internal color and motion vectors “to infuse the scene with photoreal lighting and materials that are anchored to source 3D content and consistent from frame to frame.” That underlying game data helps the system “understand complex scene semantics such as characters, hair, fabric and translucent skin, along with environmental lighting conditions like front-lit, back-lit or overcast,” the company says.
Nvidia’s announcement video and detailed Digital Foundry breakdown can be found at their respective links.

“Reactions have compared the effect to air-brushed pornography, 'yassified, looks-maxed freaks,’ or those uncanny, unavoidable Evony ads,” writes Orland. “Others have noted how DLSS 5 seems to mangle the intended art direction by dampening shadows in favor of a homogenized look.”

Thomas Was Alone developer Mike Bithell said the technology seems designed “for when you absolutely, positively, don’t want any art direction in your gaming experience.”

Gunfire Games Senior Concept Artist Jeff Talbot added that “in every shot the art direction was taken away for the senseless addition of ‘details.’ Each DLSS 5 shot looked worse and had less character than the original. This is just a garbage AI Filter.”

DLSS 5’s “AI dogshit is actually depressing,” said New Blood Interactive founder and CEO Dave Oshry, adding that future generations “won’t even know this looks ‘bad’ or ‘wrong’ because to them it’ll be normal.”

Re:Quick look

By thegarbz • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

So that’s a thing that will bother people that are all wrapped around the axle about “atmosphere.”

The sad part about you putting the word “atmosphere” in quotes is that you fail to realise that the resident evil games have all fundamentally been about atmosphere. It’s what drew you in back in the days of the original Playstation where a character’s face was modelled with polygons you could count on your fingers.

Yeah-nah I don’t want all my games looking the same thanks to an AI interpretation. The problem is, we now have another tool that will make developers not give a damn. Not good enough that DLSS has destroyed any motivation for developers to optimise their games, now we get to contend with them shitting out crappy games and relying on AI to make it look real.

But hey as long as the tech demo applied to an infamously bad game looks good right?

Re:“Gamers Hate”

By sound+vision • Score: 5, Informative Thread

DLSS (in its original AA/upscaling definition) is amazing. It looks infinitely better than whatever internal scaling your monitor can do. It gave us back something we lost in the transition away from CRTs, which is the ability to play games at something other than your monitor’s native resolution.

Frame gen is more of a mixed bag, I tend to think of it as a motion smoothing effect rather than “free performance”. It’s only useful in a narrow range of scenarios. The marketing of “Turn 20 fps into 120 fps with 6x frame gen” is BS.

Now this new stuff sounds like AI content generation, i.e. slop, meaning it’s totally useless.

Re:That actually looks pretty darn good…

By karmawarrior • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

I didn’t.

First of all, the stills look OK. But there’s still an uncanny valley affect.

Second, there was a radical variation in the styles used in each game. The Hogwarts woman 25s into the video, for instance, looked cartoonish. The guy immediately afterwards looked intended to be real albeit with cartoonish clothing, which set against his cartoonish cart driver looked very out of place.

As an aside, the Hogwarts woman looked OK in paused scenes but seemed to have something seriously wrong with her face, like the skin was sliding off or something, when animated.

Third, the animation styles are the same bobbing and necks making weird angles when speaking type stuff we’ve seen in video games since the 1990s. DLSS doesn’t fix that. So you get the extreme weirdness of “real” people making video game movements. That adds more uncanny valley sense to the whole thing.

And this is a video of them showcasing it all going to plan. They’ve mostly used cut scenes. They’ve choosen sequences where there’s a lot of animation in the first half (while showing non-DLSS) and relatively little in the second (showing DLSS 5.) So you’re seeing a VERY cherry picked selection.

Despite this, it’s all uncanny valleys, which is why gamers are not happy with it.

This is what you get when you replace the executive staff at a graphics card maker from enthusiastic gamers to AI boosting charlatans.

Noise Wars 2.0

By theurge14 • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

The noise wars destroyed radio and music, now the video wars are coming for your eyes.

Re:Quick look

By Z80a • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

The tech is potentially good, but the way nvidia used it was pretty horrible, getting characters that are purposefully stylized and doing these terrible “what if mario was real” kind of hell.
A game made with this from the ground up, with the NN trained to draw the character faces and all that would be awesome, but it was of really bad taste how they shown it.