Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. Intel Is Making Its Own Handheld Gaming PC Chips At CES 2026
  2. Study Casts Doubt on Potential For Life on Jupiter’s Moon Europa
  3. Nvidia’s New G-Sync Pulsar Monitors Target Motion Blur at the Human Retina Level
  4. Lego Unveils Smart Bricks, Its ‘Most Significant Evolution’ in 50 years
  5. Elite Colleges Are Back at the Top of the List For Company Recruiters
  6. HarperCollins Will Use AI To Translate Harlequin Romance Novels
  7. Many Schools Don’t Think Students Can Read Full Novels Anymore
  8. UK Urged To Unplug From US Tech Giants as Digital Sovereignty Fears Grow
  9. HP Pushes PC-in-a-Keyboard for Businesses With Hot Desks
  10. ‘NY Orders Apps To Lie About Social Media Addiction, Will Lose In Court’
  11. Razer Thinks You’d Rather Have AI Headphones Instead of Glasses
  12. Microsoft Office Is Now ‘Microsoft 365 Copilot App’
  13. Stratechery Pushes Back on AI Capital Dystopia Predictions
  14. VW Brings Back Physical Buttons
  15. Dell Admits It Made a Huge Mistake When It Abandoned XPS

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

Intel Is Making Its Own Handheld Gaming PC Chips At CES 2026

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from IGN:
Last year, Intel had the best iGPU on the market. This year, it’s broken that record by over 70% with Panther Lake and it’s a huge win for handhelds. “We’ve overdelivered” is how Intel CEO Lip Bu Tan categorized the Panther Lake launch during the company’s CES 2026 Keynote address, and that really does seem to be the case. But the real highlight of the keynote speech wasn’t the engineering behind Panther Lake, but rather the iGPU and the “handheld ecosystem” Intel is building to capitalize on the iGPU’s performance gains.

Formerly known as the 12 Xe-core variant, the new Intel Arc B390 iGPU offers up to 77% faster gaming performance over Lunar Lake’s Arc 140V graphics chip. Intel’s VP and General Manager of PC Products, Dan Rogers detailed the Arc B390’s performance gains and announced a “whole ecosystem” of gaming handhelds. That ecosystem includes partnerships with MSI, Acer, Microsoft, CPD, Foxconn, and Pegatron. So we’ll finally see more Intel handhelds hit the market.

[…] Since Intel’s Core Ultra 300 Panther Lake chip is built on Intel’s proprietary 18A Foundry process node, it can be cut in a variety of different die slices. According to sources at Intel close to the matter, the company is planning a hardware-specific variant or variants of the Panther Lake CPU die. Currently branded as “Intel Core G3” these processors will be custom-built for handhelds. That means Intel can spec the chips to offer better performance on the GPU where you want it, with potential for even better performance than the current Arc B390 expectations.

Study Casts Doubt on Potential For Life on Jupiter’s Moon Europa

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Jupiter’s moon Europa is on the short list of places in our solar system seen as promising in the search for life beyond Earth, with a large subsurface ocean thought to be hidden under an outer shell of ice. But new research is raising questions about whether Europa in fact has what it takes for habitability. Reuters:
The study assessed the potential on Europa’s ocean bottom for tectonic and volcanic activity, which on Earth facilitate interactions between rock and seawater that generate essential nutrients and chemical energy for life. After modeling Europa’s conditions, the researchers concluded that its rocky seafloor is likely mechanically too strong to allow such activity.

The researchers considered factors including Europa’s size, the makeup of its rocky core and the gravitational forces exerted by Jupiter, the solar system’s largest planet. Their evaluation that there probably is little to no active faulting at Europa’s seafloor suggests this moon is barren of life.

“On Earth, tectonic activity such as fracturing and faulting exposes fresh rock to the environment where chemical reactions, principally involving water, generate chemicals such as methane that microbial life can use,” said planetary scientist Paul Byrne of Washington University in St. Louis, lead author of the study published on Tuesday in the journal Nature Communications. “Without such activity, those reactions are harder to establish and sustain, making Europa’s seafloor a challenging environment for life,” Byrne added.

Sounds like too much guessing

By Tablizer • Score: 3, Informative Thread

…the only way to know for sure is to go there, poke into it, and sniff around. Europa is subject to tidal heating which provides energy, and there may be under-water volcanoes or geysers that can provide nutrients from lower layers. Its neighboring moon, Io, is chalk full of volcanic activity.

Nvidia’s New G-Sync Pulsar Monitors Target Motion Blur at the Human Retina Level

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Nvidia’s G-Sync Pulsar technology, first announced nearly two years ago as a solution to display motion blur caused by old images persisting on the viewer’s retina, is finally arriving in consumer monitors this week. The first four Pulsar-equipped displays — from Acer, AOC, Asus and MSI — hit select retailers on Wednesday, all sharing the same core specs: 27-inch IPS panels running at 1440p resolution and up to 360 Hz refresh rates. Nvidia claims the technology delivers the “effective motion clarity of a theoretical 1,000 Hz monitor.”

The system uses a rolling scan scheme that pulses the backlight for one-quarter of a frame just before pixels are overwritten, giving them time to fully transition between colors before illumination. The approach also reduces how long old pixels persist on the viewer’s retina. Previous “Ultra Low Motion Blur” features on other monitors worked only at fixed refresh rates, but Pulsar syncs its pulses to G-Sync’s variable refresh rate.

Early reviews are mixed. The Monitors Unboxed YouTube channel called it “clearly the best solution currently available” for limiting motion blur, while PC Magazine described the improvements as “minor in the grand scheme of things” and potentially hard for casual viewers to notice.

Lego Unveils Smart Bricks, Its ‘Most Significant Evolution’ in 50 years

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The Lego Group today unveiled Smart Bricks, a tiny computer that fits entirely inside a classic 2x4 brick and which the company is calling the most significant evolution in its building system since the introduction of the minifigure in 1978. The Smart Brick contains a custom ASIC smaller than a single Lego stud and includes light and sound output, light sensors, inertial sensors for detecting movement and tilt, and a microphone that functions as a virtual button rather than a recording device.

The bricks detect NFC-equipped smart tags embedded in new tiles and minifigures, and they form a Bluetooth mesh network to sense each other’s position and orientation. They charge wirelessly on a pad that can handle multiple bricks simultaneously. The first Smart Brick sets ship March 1 and are all Star Wars themed, ranging from a $70 Darth Vader’s TIE Fighter at 473 pieces to a $160 Darth Vader’s Throne Room Duel at 962 pieces.

Lego confirmed there is no AI or camera in the product. The company quietly piloted the technology in a 2024 Lego City set and says Smart Play will continue to expand through new updates and launches.

dupe

By nugatory78 • Score: 4, Informative Thread
Here is the first time the story was posted https://games.slashdot.org/sto…

Replicators

By wagnerer • Score: 4, Funny Thread

You want Replicators! This is how we get Replicators.

Elite Colleges Are Back at the Top of the List For Company Recruiters

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The “talent is everywhere” approach that U.S. employers adopted during the white-hot pandemic job market is quietly giving way to something much older and more familiar: recruiting almost exclusively from a small set of elite and nearby universities. A 2025 survey of more than 150 companies by Veris Insights found that 26% were exclusively recruiting from a shortlist of schools, up from 17% in 2022.

Diversity as a priority for school recruiting selection dropped to 31% of employers surveyed in 2025, down from nearly 60% in 2022. GE Appliances once sent recruiters on one or two passes through 45 to 50 schools each year; now the company attends four or five events per semester at just 15 universities, including Purdue and Auburn. McKinsey, the consulting firm that expanded recruitment well beyond the Ivy League after George Floyd’s murder, recently removed language from its career page that said “We hire people, not degrees.” The firm now hosts in-person events at a shortlist of about 20 core schools, including Vanderbilt and Notre Dame.

Most companies now recruit at up to 30 American colleges out of about 4,000, said William Chichester III, who has directed entry-level recruiting at Target and Peloton. For students outside elite schools or those located near company headquarters? “God help you,” he said.

AI Reaction

By TGK • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

This was an inevitability, and not just because of the tightening job market. The real gasoline dumped on the tire-fire of employment (especially tech employment) in the United States is AI. It used to be that, when I posed a job opening, I got maybe 100 applications over the course of a few weeks from people who moderately embellished their resumes. And that’s because the conventional wisdom was to spend the time to put together a really class-A application to the jobs that were the best fit for you.

But AI has changed the math.

Now the hours-long process of fine-tuning your resume to fit a job description and crafting a nice cover letter to go with it are the work of a click or two. Candidates have every reason in the world to apply to as many jobs as they can. It’s a classic prisoners dilemma; sure, everyone else is worse off if the HR departments are flooded but if everyone else does it and you don’t, you’re never going to land a job.

And so the firehose opens and the job ad that used to get me 100 resumes over the course of a month gets me 1,000 resumes over the course of an hour.

And, just for funsies, most of them are wildly unqualified. AI is happy to lie on your resume for you and getting it not to do that is hard. So now not only do I have a ton of resumes to go through, I have a crisis of trust on my hands. Who, out of all of these applicants, are telling the truth and who’s basically echoing the job-ad back to me?

In that situation, it makes a ton of sense to lean back on trust relationships. Harvard, MIT, Stanford, etc have reputations to uphold. I can count on them to police their candidates. My local university wants to maintain a good relationship with area businesses; if their graduates are BSing me in their resumes I can meet the head of their career center for coffee and get them to deal with it.

There is no solution here. The employment market is a feedback loop. The bigger the applicant:job ratio grows the harder it is for employers to adequately consider and respond to applications, turning the application process into something more akin to a lottery ticket than a proper application. The more converting an application to a job feels like random chance the more incentivized applicants are to prioritize quantity over quality, driving the ratio ever higher.

Nothing short of a sudden and profound cratering of the unemployment rate is going to slow this arms race. This isn’t the end state of the market; it’s going to get worse before it gets better.

HarperCollins Will Use AI To Translate Harlequin Romance Novels

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Book publisher HarperCollins said it will start translating romance novels under its famous Harlequin label in France using AI, reducing or eliminating the pay for the team of human contract translators who previously did this work. 404Media:
Publisher’s Weekly broke the news in English after French outlets reported on the story in December. According to a joint statement from French Association of Literary Translators (ATFL) and En Chair et en Os (In Flesh and Bone) — an anti-AI activist group of French translators — HarperCollins France has been contacting its translators to tell them they’re being replaced with machines in 2026.

The ATFL/ En Chair et en Os statement explained that HarperCollins France would use a third party company called Fluent Planet to run Harlequin romance novels through a machine translation system. The books would then be checked for errors and finalized by a team of freelancers. The ATFL and En Chair et en Os called on writers, book workers, and readers to refuse this machine translated future. They begged people to “reaffirm our unconditional commitment to human texts, created by human beings, in dignified working conditions.”

There is real value in translators

By PuddleBoy • Score: 3 Thread

I wouldn’t call myself bilingual, but my experience is that there are lots of nuances that an author imbues their work with, based on choosing various turns of phrase. Learning to see, understand and translate the author’s intent is a learned skill. I question whether AI is yet capable of discerning the author’s intent.

and—enternity in an hour

By Pseudonymous Powers • Score: 3 Thread
Oh, here we go. Honestly, romance books were already promoting unrealistic expectations among women for em-dash length and frequency.

Cuts out the middlemen

By EldoranDark • Score: 3 Thread
A lot of the time when you try to get “professionals” translate stuff, you get machine translation anyway. Had been a problem for more than a decade. It’s all pretranslation and translation memory with the CAT tools. Even with the same agencies you can get different quality results from one day to the next. And I don’t even blame them. Most stuff that gets translated is boring and repetitive. It makes complete sense to do a first quick pass with a machine and then do a lot of QA and polish to make it good. Style guides, character profiles, plot notes. I think it’s all mostly to skip the step where you pay someone a lot to pretend to do translation by hand. Copyright might be an interesting angle though. I believe book translations run a separate copyright from the original. People got in trouble over using a still copyrighted translation, assuming it’s fine because original is public domain. What machine translation does here might be interesting. Certainly no less “transformative” than all the AI companies stealing content to train their models.

I’ve found AI to be good at translation

By drinkypoo • Score: 4, Informative Thread

Not only is AI pretty good at translation, but romance novels don’t require exceptional translations because they are written at a junior high school level, so that the kind of people who buy them can read them. (Americans, that is.)

Seriously though, they really aren’t complex, so AI translation will work fine. It’s not like you’re talking about poetry, it’s just soft core porn with a stupid story.

Many Schools Don’t Think Students Can Read Full Novels Anymore

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A survey of 2,000 teachers, students and parents conducted by the New York Times found that many high schools have stopped assigning full novels to students, opting instead for excerpts that are often read on school-issued laptops rather than in print. The shift stems from multiple factors: a belief that students have shorter attention spans, pressure to prepare students for standardized tests, and the influence of Common Core standards adopted by many U.S. states more than a decade ago.

Schools increasingly rely on curriculum products like StudySync, which takes an anthology approach to literature rather than requiring complete books. Teachers acknowledge that teens now read far fewer full novels than previous generations, though some educators push back against the trend. “Many teachers are secret revolutionaries and still assign whole books,” said Heather McGuire, a New Mexico English teacher who responded to the survey.

Parents are to blame

By Green Mountain Bot • Score: 5, Interesting Thread
Kids who don’t see their parents reading books won’t read books themselves. Parents who don’t share what’s to love about reading raise kids who don’t read. Of course, we’ll blame the schools so we don’t have to look inwards. But the problem ultimately lies with parents who don’t themselves properly value the things they expect schools to instill in their children.

It’s not just kids

By LinuxRulz • Score: 3 Thread

> Rather, teens are given excerpts of books, and they often read them not in print but on school-issued laptops, according to a survey of 2,000 teachers, students and parents by the New York Times.

As an old reader, here’s my take…

There is still nothing like a paper book. For me, enjoyment of reading comes with immersion. For that I have to disconnect from distractions. Ebooks are convenient but laptops are a mistake. I personally struggle to read for hours on a screen, but time just flies if I browse at the library. And that’s a best case scenario, where I WANT to read the book. If I HAVE to read some book, then the screen is definitely not an option.

So schools might be doing it wrong now.

WTF

By jenningsthecat • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

… a belief that students have shorter attention spans …

Dear Educational System: It was YOUR FUCKING JOB to make SURE that students had either sufficiently long attention spans, or skills to cope with shorter attention spans. As one who suffers from ADHD and still has always been able to read and enjoy even long, complex novels, I tell you that you get ZERO respect or tolerance from me for caving in like this.

… an anthology approach to literature rather than requiring complete books.

Of course - because that literature has all those inconvenient EXTRA WORDS that the writers put in even though they weren’t needed.
/sarc Has it ever occurred to you that many of the lessons to be learned from literature aren’t in the stories, but rather in the sentence structure, chapter structure, style, and word-play? If you’re going to do that ‘summary’ shit, why bother with summaries at all? Why not just have AI make a movie? After all, that’s where all this bullshit is heading anyway, isn’t it?

School shouldn’t be simply a glorified babysitting service - but if that’s what you’re going to make it, then just drop the pretense and explicitly transform K-12 schools into daycare. It will be a lot cheaper and a lot less confusing, and the ‘students’ will be no less competent and no less capable of original thought than they are from your current campaign of stupefaction.

If “children are the future”, then given current educational practices we are SO fucked…

“I love the poorly educated”

By nospam007 • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Somebody said.

UK Urged To Unplug From US Tech Giants as Digital Sovereignty Fears Grow

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An anonymous reader shares a report:
The Open Rights Group is warning politicians that the UK is leaning far too heavily on US tech companies to run critical systems, and wants the Cybersecurity and Resilience Bill to force a rethink.

The digital rights outfit says the bill, which is due to receive its second reading in the House of Commons today, represents a rare opportunity to force the government to confront what it sees as a strategic blind spot: the UK’s reliance on companies such as Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and data analytics biz Palantir for everything from cloud hosting to sensitive public sector systems.

“Just as relying on one country for the UK’s energy needs would be risky and irresponsible, so is overreliance on US companies to supply the bulk of our digital infrastructure,” said James Baker, platform power programme manager at Open Rights Group. He argued that digital infrastructure has become an extension of geopolitical power, and the UK is increasingly vulnerable to decisions taken far beyond Westminster’s control.

We are literally threatening to invade

By rsilvergun • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
A NATO Nation. And there is every likelihood that we are going to do it. It’s also pretty obvious that unless the republicans in Congress act Trump will invade Mexico and eventually Canada. And since they’re all afraid of trump endorsing primary challengers against them the Republicans will not be doing that.

I don’t even know what we do anymore. It’s pretty obvious Trump isn’t planning on having an election in 4 years. Maybe he won’t pull that off or maybe he will be to senile by then, it is pretty obvious that he is taking Alzheimer’s medication.

But it’s also clear that 33% of the country will let Trump do literally anything, another 12 or 15% will let him do anything as long as he promises to make eggs cheap and then all he has to do is stop five or six percent from voting and it’s game over.

And the crazy thing is I know some of that 33% is reading this comment right now. They keep their mouths shut when they aren’t in safe spaces.

It pisses me off seeing Republicans

By rsilvergun • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Too fucking scared of a primary Challenger to do anything about him. This is an even the usual party before country this is career before country.

Plus the billionaires simply do not give a fuck because they’re global and they don’t care if America collapses they win either way because the house always wins.

Meanwhile voters don’t give a shit. If Richard Nixon did 1/10 of what Donald Trump did the voters would be calling for his head on a platter. That’s why the Republicans back then impeached Nixon the voter has made it very clear that anyone who didn’t was going to be out in the next election.

I wish I could get a trump voter to honestly explain to me why it is they do not care how corrupt he is. I mean is it really just because they think it’s funny how I yell and scream about the enormous problems caused by the end of democracy? Are they really that bitter jaded and stupid that making me upset is more important than the stability of the country?

Make UK Great Again (Pronounced ‘Moo-Gah)'

By GeekWithAKnife • Score: 5, Funny Thread
If the honourable, noble peace prize deserving president Trump rightly needs to manage Greenland for US security and later Canada will become a glorious US state then the UK should think of itself as inevitable the crown jewel!
The special relationship will ensure the UK is treated as beautifully as any of Trump’s past or present wives/porn stars/Epstein friends.
Looking forward to swimming in the Trump channel and visiting the Trump’s Lakes district where all will be rimmed in gold.
PS.
If you see Nigel please thank him for bringing these two great countries closer and away from those awful Europeans, I mean EU-ians… (because we love Europe but we hate their cooperation, sensibility, democracy, social justice, privacy laws, cooperation, tax free zones, freedom of movement and some of their countries.)

Re: We are literally threatening to invade

By muffen • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Venezuela had an election, Russia did too, of course Trump will hold an election.

Re:We are literally threatening to invade

By ArchieBunker • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

I knew you would mention something about trans people. See I went the entire day without thinking about them. Why can’t you?

I believe that the vast majority of voters care about the economy, jobs, security, education, healthcare.

Agreed. Since the republicans control all three branches of government, what legislation are they passing to improve all these areas?

HP Pushes PC-in-a-Keyboard for Businesses With Hot Desks

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HP this week announced the EliteBoard G1a at CES 2026, a Windows computer built into a full-size 93-key desktop keyboard that the company is marketing to businesses where employees use hot desks and need a portable computing environment they can carry between workstations.

The device connects to a USB-C monitor for both video output and power delivery over a single cable, and HP includes a USB-to-HDMI adapter for displays that lack USB-C input. Inside runs an AMD Ryzen AI 5 or 7 processor paired with AMD Radeon 800 integrated graphics and an NPU capable of up to 50 TOPS, qualifying it as a Copilot+ PC by Microsoft’s standards.

The device can be configured with up to 64GB of DDR5 RAM and 2TB of SSD storage. The keyboard weighs between 1.49 and 1.69 pounds depending on configuration and measures 14.1 by 4.7 by 0.7 inches, lighter than most laptops but longer and thicker than some. An optional 32Wh battery offers up to 3.5 hours of unplugged use. The EliteBoard G1a ships in March.

Surely a laptop is better.

By bradley13 • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
Attach to a docking station with a USB-C cable - easy. Also usable when not at a desk - which a keyboard-puter is not.

What goes around…

By Viol8 • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

… comes around. Seems like we’ve arrived back in the 1980s this time.

Re:Surely a laptop is better.

By FudRucker • Score: 5, Funny Thread
A laptop would be better, this thing HP is peddling is all lap and no top (monitor)

Re:Component Costs

By Hydrian • Score: 4, Insightful Thread
And a keyboard is a wearing part and prone to damage…

Re:Considering their Ink & printer business

By ebunga • Score: 5, Informative Thread

HPe is servers, networking, enterprise software that manages the servers or the network, and the like.

HP without-the-e is the printers, desktops, calculators, printer ink, and related business practices involving breaking kneecaps for using unapproved ink cartridges.

With that in mind, this is the bad HP.

‘NY Orders Apps To Lie About Social Media Addiction, Will Lose In Court’

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New York Governor Kathy Hochul has signed S4505, a law that requires websites to display warnings claiming that features like algorithmic feeds, push notifications, infinite scroll, like counts, and autoplay cause addiction — despite, as TechDirt argues, the absence of scientific consensus supporting such claims.

State Senator Andrew Gounardes sponsored the legislation. The law’s constitutional footing appears precarious. Courts have already rejected nearly identical compelled-speech schemes, most notably in the Texas pornography age-verification case that reached the Supreme Court. The Fifth Circuit, in that case, refused to uphold mandatory health warnings about pornography, ruling that such public health claims were “too contentious and controversial to receive Zauderer scrutiny” — the legal standard that sometimes permits government-mandated disclosures.

The science around social media’s purported addictiveness is even more disputed than the pornography research the Fifth Circuit rejected. Hochul’s signing statement asserts that studies link increased social media use to anxiety and depression, but researchers in the field note these studies demonstrate correlation rather than causation. Some experts have suggested the causal relationship may run in the opposite direction: teenagers struggling with mental health issues turn to social media for community and coping mechanisms. The law’s broad definitions could sweep in far more than major platforms like Facebook and TikTok. News sites, recipe apps, fitness trackers, and email clients could theoretically face enforcement if they employ the targeted features. New York’s Attorney General holds sole authority to grant exemptions.

what they should do instead

By snowshovelboy • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Instead, they should force any website or online ad platform that does A/B testing to get positive consent for each test from their human test subjects. I thought testing on humans already required consent but what do I know.

Puff piece?

By null etc. • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

This submission is written like a puff piece for big tech. I think it’s quite easily witnessed how detrimental big tech products are to society at large. Ask yourself: if we magically rolled back technology to 1985, would the world be worse mentally? Yeah right.

Re: Well, yeah, it isn’t like they’re addictive

By Jeslijar • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Slopman(s) is probably the term to go with alongside cuckerberg.

Isn’t this article

By wakeboarder • Score: 3 Thread

Schill produced by the social media companies. Sure an addiction link probably can’t be proved, but that doesn’t mean social media sites are healthy. We all know that social media companies game their feeds to manipulate you. And who want’s to support social media companies anyway? Down with social media (except ./)

Next up

By ArchieBunker • Score: 3 Thread

Big Oil says leaded gasoline is perfectly safe. Predicts government will lose in court.

Razer Thinks You’d Rather Have AI Headphones Instead of Glasses

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Razer today unveiled Project Motoko, a concept pair of over-ear headphones equipped with dual cameras that the gaming peripherals company believes could serve as an alternative to the smart glasses that have proliferated across the wearable AI market. The headphones feature two 4K cameras positioned on the earcups along with near and far field microphones, all powered by a Qualcomm Snapdragon chip. Users can point the cameras at objects and ask questions to AI assistants including those from OpenAI, Anthropic, xAI and Microsoft.

Basic queries run locally on the device while more complex requests require a phone or PC connection. Razer’s pitch centers on battery life: the wireless headset has achieved up to 36 hours on a charge during testing, according to the company, compared to the eight hours rated for Meta’s second-generation Ray-Ban AI glasses. The company also argues that over-ear headphones offer more privacy since audio responses aren’t audible to bystanders.

The concept remains unfinished, Bloomberg News cautioned. During a product demonstration, the headset’s dual cameras failed occasionally to recognize objects even in a moderately lit room. Razer has not committed to final pricing but indicated the headphones would command a “slight premium” over other high-end headphones and would be available later this year. The company’s most expensive current headset costs $400.

They’re still wrong

By Tarlus • Score: 3, Insightful Thread

I’d rather have none of it.

just jam AI into it

By zeiche • Score: 3 Thread

unreal how much marketing executives get paid to make suggestions like jamming AI into a product. wasn’t the last trend AR? a multinational company renamed their company over it, and how’s that working out for them?

stop jumping on the bandwagons, folks. just make a good product that people want to buy.

One vowel wrong

By rknop • Score: 3 Thread

What I want is an AI Razor, not Razer, that will shave AI off of all the places where it’s grown.

Hey, Razer!

By evil_aaronm • Score: 3 Thread
I’m deaf, you insensitive clods!

Actually, I’d rather have a scooter than headphones or glasses.

Nooooo!!!!!

By Comboman • Score: 3 Thread

Remember 25 years ago when self-absorbed assholes would walk around with bluetooth headsets having a loud conversation with someone while in line at the grocery store? Get ready for the even more annoying AI version of that.

Microsoft Office Is Now ‘Microsoft 365 Copilot App’

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Longtime reader joshuark shares a report:
As spotted by Bluesky user DodgerFanLA, going to Office.com now greets you with the following helpful explainer: “The Microsoft 365 Copilot app (formerly Office) lets you create, share, and collaborate all in one place with your favorite apps now including Copilot.*"

Never has an asterisk been more relevant to me than following the words “your favorite apps now including Copilot.”

About a decade ago, hardware company Corsair attempted to pivot from its classic logo — a subtle trio of ship sails — to a newer, edgier look, a pair of crossed swords that gave off regrettable ‘2000s tribal tattoo’ energy. The rebrand didn’t last long: after a fierce outcry from people who correctly thought the new logo sucked, Corsair swapped to a refreshed take on the sail logo, which it’s been using ever since. Corsair was established in 1994, and made about $1.4 billion last year — which I bring up because today Microsoft, a slightly bigger company, has slipped on its own rebranding banana peel. The company is seemingly all but ditching the Office name — which it introduced four years before Corsair existed, and which drove more than $30 billion in revenue just last quarter — with a catchy new name: “Microsoft 365 Copilot app.”

The company had already downplayed the Office name, despite it being perhaps the most universally recognized software in existence, by renaming its cloud version of Word, Powerpoint, etc. Office 365 in 2010, then Microsoft 365 in 2017. Now when you want to open up a Word document, you can get to them by launching the Microsoft 365 Copilot app. Intuitive!

Should Microsoft just go ahead and rebrand Windows, the only piece of its arsenal more famous than Office, as Copilot, too? I do actually think we’re not far off from that happening. Facebook rebranded itself “Meta” when it thought the metaverse would be the next big thing, so it seems just as plausible that Microsoft could name the next version of Windows something like “Windows with Copilot” or just “Windows AI.”

Copilot is the app for launching the other apps, but it’s also a chatbot inside the apps. Any questions?
Correction: Office hasn’t been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app.” The Verge adds:
The confusion comes from Microsoft’s own Office.com domain, which for the past year has acted as a way to push businesses and consumers to use the Microsoft 365 Copilot app. This app is a hub app that provides access to Copilot, as well as all the Office apps. Microsoft used to call this app simply Office, before the company rebranded Office to Microsoft 365 in 2022.

If you visit Office.com you’ll see a big welcome to the Microsoft 365 Copilot app, and a note from Microsoft that would confuse anyone not following the company’s confusing branding: “The Microsoft 365 Copilot app (formerly Office)…” That mention of “formerly Office” is Microsoft referring to the very old Office app that launched in 2019 as a way to try and convince people to use online versions of Word, Excel, and PowerPoint. Until a year ago it used to be called the Microsoft 365 app. Microsoft then announced it was rebranding its Microsoft 365 app in November 2024 to a Copilot one, which I and everyone else were very confused at. The new app icon and name — Microsoft 365 Copilot — then rolled out on January 15th last year to Windows, iOS, and Android users.

xzibit

By nwaack • Score: 5, Funny Thread
“Yo dawg! I heard you like some Copilot with your Copilot so I Copiloted your Copilot to better Copilot your Copiloting!!”

This is fantastic!

By NewtonsLaw • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

As a long term Linux user I am delighted by this move on the part of Microsoft.

I suspect that at some point, even the most die-hard Windows user will tire of AI being shoved down their throat and decide to try out this “Linux thing” they’ve heard so much about. Given that so many Linux distros are now as easy to use as Windows (or even easier — to the extent that my 71 year old wife uses Linux now), this will only boost the market share of the Penguin.

The other benefit is that the more people we have using Linux, the less ability big-tech will have to shift us to “hardware as a service” due to the massive costs of high-performance desktop computing systems now. NVIDIA’s GeForce NOW is the perfect example of how we’re increasingly being pushed to simply rent hardware rather than buy it. Today GPUs, tomorrow - entire systems because nobody can afford DRAM or a GPU that’s up to the task.

I’ve got Linux running very happily on 3rd and 4th gen Intel i5 processors here with as little as 4GB of RAM and even my most powerful system is just an AMD 5600G with 32GB that serves perfectly well for everything but video editing.

Just keep drilling holes in the bottom of your boat Microsoft, we don’t care.

Listen closely

By MilenCent • Score: 5, Informative Thread

That flushing noise you just heard is the sound of decades and billions of dollars of branding swirling down the money commode.

return to office

By bugs2squash • Score: 5, Funny Thread
So are you asking for a return to office ?

Re:This is fantastic!

By ArchieBunker • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Linux isn’t the problem. Getting someone to make a professional CAD software is the problem. KiCad is good enough to compete with Altium now but there isn’t anything capable of replacing SolidWorks.

Stratechery Pushes Back on AI Capital Dystopia Predictions

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Stratechery’s Ben Thompson has published a lengthy rebuttal to Dwarkesh Patel and Philip Trammell’s widely discussed winter break essay "Capital in the 22nd Century,” arguing that even in a world where AI can perform all human jobs, people will still prefer human-created content and human connection.

Patel and Trammell’s thesis draws on Thomas Piketty’s work to argue that once AI renders capital a true substitute for labor, wealth will concentrate among those richest at the moment of transition, making a global progressive capital tax the only solution to prevent extreme inequality. The logic is sound, writes Thompson, but he remains skeptical on several fronts.

His first objection: if AI can truly do everything, then everyone can have everything they need, making the question of who owns the robots somewhat moot. His second: a world where AI is capable enough to replace all human labor yet still obeys human property law seems implausible. He finds the AI doomsday scenario — where such powerful AI becomes uncontrollable — more realistic than a stable capital-hoarding dystopia.

Thompson points to agricultural employment in the U.S., which dropped from 81% in 1810 to 1% today, as evidence that humans consistently create new valuable work after technological displacement. He argues that human preferences for human connection — from podcasting audiences to romantic partners — will sustain an economy for human labor simply because it is human. Sora currently ranks 59th in the App Store behind double-digit human-focused social apps, for instance.

Seriously?

By fuzzyfuzzyfungus • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
“His first objection: if AI can truly do everything, then everyone can have everything they need, making the question of who owns the robots somewhat moot.”

Ah, of course. Because a wealthy society is automatically an egalitarian society; as anyone who takes a quick look outside can clearly see.

If anything, the threat of utopian abundance rendering wealth nigh-irrelevant will probably encourage people who wish to retain the feeling of being wealth to double down, since the only way to know that you are ahead will be the option to look down on the huddled masses being kept in line by securibots.

Apples to Apples

By gtall • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

“agricultural employment in the U.S., which dropped from 81% in 1810 to 1% today, as evidence that humans consistently create new valuable work after technological displacement”, What does agricultural employment have to do with AI? Why would you expect one to have the same characteristics as the other. He’s not filling that gap with any argument either in the blurb or the article that I can see.

I think he’s not being honest with himself. He cherry picked one example. He would have to argue why his one example is representative of the rest.

What a gigantic fucking idiot

By drinkypoo • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

His first objection: if AI can truly do everything, then everyone can have everything they need, making the question of who owns the robots somewhat moot. His second: a world where AI is capable enough to replace all human labor yet still obeys human property law seems implausible.

We already produce far more than we need for everyone to have food, clothes, and shelter, yet we still have people starving, dying of exposure, and homeless. That makes it obvious that this clown is an idiot.

Dreaming BS…

By SumDog • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
None of our models, either LLMs or image diffusion, anywhere near approaches the idea of being able to do the most trivial real tasks for people. They are over-glorified predictive word generators or image curve fitness algorithms. They can be impressive, sure. But they’re also “wrong” constantly, because they have no concept of reasoning or thinking. I keep hearing people like Jensen Huang use those words and he’s either a marketing genius or an idiot who has no fucking idea how any of his company’s products actually work.

But in regards to people wanting real things, yes of course they do. AI generated anime girls might be fun to goon to, but a good quarter of them will come out looking like man-made horrors. And most people can still tell they’re AI generated. Those hands are in the wrong place, the staff comes out in a differ place on the other side of that character’s body, they’re super shiny (the algorithms are trying to move from total random noise to an image, that’s why they looks so over-corrected/shiny), etc.

A lot of YouToobers have made a point of saying, “Our animation is hand made; not AI.” MKBHD even showed the wireframe and said “this was made in a lot of blender” in his recent video where he shrinks down to the size of a modern semiconductor.

The best use of it might be to generate the models, but then pull them into Maya or Blender and still do all the animation for real. I have a feeling that’s what a lot of people will end up doing. It’s not going to fully replace workflows in animation … and it’s certainly not going to “think” or take our jobs. If anything, we’ll see a massive rehiring of engineers who have to prove their abilities without AI, in order to fix the absolute mountains of technical debt we’ve accumulated from the LLM slop code.

Re:Seriously?

By Green Mountain Bot • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
He clearly has a fundamental misunderstanding of what drives the billionaire class driving these things. They care about one thing: being in control. They might be able to provide for everyone, but they absolutely will not. They will provide only to those they can control. The rest of us will starve.

VW Brings Back Physical Buttons

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sinij shares a report from Car and Driver:
Volkswagen is making a drastic change to its interiors, or at least the interiors of its electric vehicles. The automaker recently unveiled a new cockpit generation with the refreshed ID. Polo — the diminutive electric hatchback that the brand sells in Europe — that now comes with physical buttons. […] The steering wheel gets new clusters of buttons for cruise control and interacting with music playback, while switches for the temperature and fan speed now live in a row along the dashboard.

The move back to buttons doesn’t come out of nowhere. Volkswagen already started the shift with the new versions of the Golf and Tiguan models in the United States. Unfortunately, some climate controls, such as those for the rear defrost and the heated seats, are still accessed through the touchscreen. Thankfully, they look to retain their dedicated spot at the bottom of the display. Volkswagen hasn’t announced which models will receive the new cockpit design. The redesigned interior also may be limited to the brand’s electric vehicles, which would limit it to the upcoming refresh for the ID.4 SUV (and potentially the ID.Buzz), as the only VW EV models currently sold in America.
“Unfortunately, the glued-on-dash tablet look is still there,” adds sinij.

Yay..

By ZERO1ZERO • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
It’s possible now, I might consider a VW if I was buying a new car, since physical buttons are a requirement for me. Touchscreens in cars a fucking terrible safety hazard and poor user experience.

I literally bought a 2011 BMW because it has real dials (not LCD) and actual buttons.

I also have a tesla, and other than the performance, everything else about the car sucks. It’s objectively just poorly designed. Even the touch screen ignoring the non-physical button aspect, the design is atrocious. There are UI elements that are 5mm wide that you have to touch while traveling 70mph.

Don’t even start on the absolutely POINTLESS and waste of space the 3d picture of the car is.

Why can’t my passenger adjust radio without covering my sat nav ? Why is the text so small ?

Anyway good for VW. Hope more manufacturers follow.

Re:Yay..

By Kokuyo • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

I am happy that a brand this large is reconsidering… but it’s still VW…

I wouldn’t touch a German car with a ten foot pole. Right now my dream car is a 2016 Toyota Sienna… used prices are just nuts at the moment…

It’s still not a proper win

By shilly • Score: 5, Informative Thread

So many of the OEMs who are bringing back physical controls are doing really shitty implementations. This includes VW with its new Golf.

The main benefit of physical controls compared to touchscreen only, is that users can operate them without looking. But the new Polo, and my Mercedes EQA, have a strip of identical physical buttons, all little up/down levers with small icons. So you can try to use muscle memory to hit the correct button, but it’s hard to press the correct one without looking. The contrast with my previous car, a Renault Zoe, could not be more striking. That car had three rotary controls for the AC, one to direct airflow where you wanted it to go, another to control the temperature, and another one for the fan speed. They were physically separated and after a couple of weeks, there was no chance that you’d use the fan control by mistake instead of the temperature control, for example. On top of that, rotary buttons are a much more intuitive and quick way to set a temperature or a fan speed than a little lever you have to click repeatedly.

The designers are absolutely prioritising form over function, all these years after Jobs’s famous quote that design is how something works.

Losers

By 50000BTU_barbecue • Score: 5, Funny Thread

I want a fully AI car where the feature can never be turned off, the hood can’t be opened, the screws all have one-way heads, and of course always-on 360 degree LED lights that outshine a galactic nucleus.

So I can leave it parked in my densified urban condo’s underground storage while I work from home.

Touch screens are driver abuse.

By Fly Swatter • Score: 4, Insightful Thread
Way too much attention is needed to use them while moving, at some point I hope they require the touch screen to be locked out from use when a car is in motion. Distracted driving is illegal in most states, touch screen have to be arguably one of the biggest distractions and it is included with every car.

Dell Admits It Made a Huge Mistake When It Abandoned XPS

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Dell has reversed course and resurrected the XPS brand as its “premium consumer” brand of laptops, admitting it was a mistake to kill it in the first place. Slashdot reader joshuark shares a report from Gizmodo:
At last year’s CES, Dell made the eyebrow-raising decision to ax all its legacy laptop brand names and instead opt for Apple-like conventions. Instead of XPS, we were forced to comprehend the differences between a “Dell,” a “Dell Pro,” a “Dell Premium,” and a “Dell Pro Max.” “This complicated brand we called Dell last year was trying to cover this very large consumer space with lots of similar products,” Jeff Clarke, Dell’s chief operating officer said. Now those non-XPS products are mostly dedicated to the base consumer and entry-level laptops, “no pluses, minuses, squares, or whatever the hell else we called them.”

“We won’t chase every competitor down every rabbit hole,” he added. What that means is we probably won’t see any kind of handheld PC from Alienware, like that age-old UFO design showed off back in 2020. Just as well, Dell isn’t remodeling its entire laptop lineup for a second time in two years. The company isn’t bringing back brand names like Inspiron (which became mere “Dells) or Latitude (which transformed into “Dell Pro). According to Clarke, Dell Pro “still tests well.”

Why

By ZERO1ZERO • Score: 5, Interesting Thread
What is the point? The only reason i can see is to create confusion. Now instead of inspiron or latitude we have variants of Dell thingy or dell whatsit? Even apple have got it wrong here and why did apple name their computer a pro and their chip a pro? The number of people that get confused about e.g. M2 macbook pro and m2 pro macbook is too high. . Then you have modifiers like pro max on the iPhone which is not to be confused with pro macs which are computers with keyboards. The same people who came up with Tahoe and liquid glass probably invented the naming schema. I.e they have no clue or they are playing 5d chess.

What have they “admitted” to?

By 93 Escort Wagon • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

They haven’t admitted a mistake or apparently learned any lesson at all. Instead, they’re just attempting to pivot a small amount and apply some window dressing to rescue their failing rebrand initiative.

What’s up with the U.S. and brand names?

By Sique • Score: 5, Interesting Thread
Somehow, I don’t understand U.S. branding. Why have distinct brands for everything? Especially in the car industry, there were so many brands from the same company, but with separate dealerships, separate supply chains, separate this, separate that. And now the same with computers. Why all the sub-categorizing by a single manufacturer? It just adds confusion, and it never works right because the next trend will throw up all your carefully market researched branding.

Re:What have they “admitted” to?

By ShanghaiBill • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I never really understood rebranding at all. Take what your customers know about your brand, and throw it in the trash.

A Dell customer might think about the brand only when considering a new laptop.

But the marketing department sees the brands a dozen times a day, gets tired of them, and lobbies for a refresh.

Rebranding is almost always a mistake.

Dell Deserves Pain

By SlashbotAgent • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

The last year has seen Dell take an anti-partner position and an ant-consumer position.

First they cut off partners and VARs forcing them all to pay a distributor middleman a higher price with even less margins. They also made the quote process MUCH slower and more difficult, with more middlemen in the mix.

Then they rebranded and confused everyone, including consumers. They also increased prices quite significantly. Cuz tariffs. Cuz shortages. Cuz “Fuck You”, that’s why. Desktops cost 30-40% more than they did a year ago. Servers are costing as much as 400% as much as they did just a few short years earlier.

And for all this Dell got what they deserved. Lower sales volumes in what should have been a boom year mandated by Microsoft’s Windows 11 forced upgrades. It should have been a record year for Dell. Instead buyers said, fuck that.

Dell deserves pain. Lots of pain.