Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. Social Media Harms Democracy By Spreading Rumors, Survey Shows
  2. Error-Prone AI Nearly Sparked World War Three Last Month
  3. 20% of Swiss Glaciers Lost In Five Years
  4. OpenAI Alerts More Than 100 Groups About Rogue AI Agent Activity
  5. California Rushes To Prepare For Massive ‘Kelvin’ Wave, Predicted Sea Level Rise
  6. Amazon’s New Kindle Accessories Bring Back Physical Controls
  7. Russian-Owned Snooping Software Used By US Secret Service
  8. Cloudflare Tries to Outplay Jev With Open-Weight Clef Models
  9. Ryan Roslansky Is Leaving After Nearly 18 Years At LinkedIn and Microsoft
  10. Micron Projects Tightening RAM Shortages Through 2028 As It Generates Record Profit
  11. Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot To Get Into Locked Phones
  12. Pentagon Creates ‘Autowarcom’ to Expand AI and Drone Capabilities
  13. FTC Is Investigating OpenAI, Anthropic and Other AI Companies Over Product Risks
  14. HP’s Answer to the MacBook Neo Is Thinner, Lighter, and Comes With OLED
  15. PS5 Emulation Is Suddenly Making Big Strides On PC

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

Social Media Harms Democracy By Spreading Rumors, Survey Shows

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Reuters:
A growing number of people think social media manipulates and divides people and harms democracy, Pew Research Center said on Thursday, echoing rising concern and tighter scrutiny across the world. Companies running popular social platforms, including Meta, Snap, and TikTok, have faced thousands of lawsuits and paid large sums to settle claims that they harmed users. Governments, meanwhile, have sought foolproof ways to protect their citizens’ privacy.

Australia has proposed rules to let users opt out of algorithmically recommended feeds, after becoming the first country to ban social media for children under 16. Pew’s latest survey showed that 82% of Australian adults support the government’s move to restrict social media access for children. A majority of respondents said social media informs people and gives them a voice in politics, but there was a broad rise in those who now see social media as a “bad thing” compared to 2022, according to the report.

People in wealthier countries, including the US, Canada and UK, are more inclined to believe that social media is harming democracy, versus their counterparts in economies with lower gross domestic product per capita — such as Ghana, Kenya and Nigeria. The US is among the most skeptical, with 64% of adult respondents saying social media harms democracy. The share of people who consider social media bad for democracy increased in 16 of 26 countries where older data was available. Pew Research said it surveyed more than 45,000 people in 37 countries, while polling an additional 5,511 US adults on American social media use.

Is this true?

By jfdavis668 • • Score: 3 • Thread
Or just another rumor. Need to check Snopes.

Groundwork for censorship

By grasshoppa • • Score: 3 • Thread

And here we have the groundwork being laid for censorship, all in the name of the “greater good”.

I hope everyone remembers; whatever tools you give “Your Side” will be used against you.

No, the survey does not show that

By greytree • • Score: 3 • Thread
The survey does NOT show that Social Media Harms Democracy By Spreading Rumors.

The survey only shows that PEOPLE THINK that Social Media Harms Democracy By Spreading Rumors.

Journalism 101.

Error-Prone AI Nearly Sparked World War Three Last Month

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In an op-ed for The Guardian, authors Timnit Gebru and Emily M. Bender argue that policymakers are focusing too heavily on hypothetical "superintelligence" while overlooking the more immediate danger of deploying unreliable AI in high-stakes settings. They point to an as-yet independently unverified CNN report claiming U.S. officials nearly intercepted a Chinese vessel after an AI-assisted intelligence report incorrectly said it was carrying nuclear-weapons components. From the article:
While so many of us were focused on fictional superintelligent machines that we were told could hypothetically cause human extinction, however, there was a more serious story being reported. A series of events almost got us to armageddon, not caused by “rogue, superintelligent AI,” but by government reliance on error-prone systems that are marketed by their manufacturers as being close to superintelligent.

A CNN report published on September 18, which hasn’t been verified by other major outlets, describes how the US “almost started a war” with China, based on an intelligence report that claimed a Chinese ship was transporting components of nuclear weapons. Military personnel made plans to intercept the Chinese vessel, complete with aircraft and soldiers ready to board the ship. A military skirmish of this kind between China and the US could quickly escalate and spiral into world war three.

It was only moments before executing on the plan that American officials further investigated the intelligence report and found that it had been generated with the use of a chatbot and contained erroneous information about the vessel’s contents. Unlike the terminator, “rogue AI,” scenario, this incident didn’t galvanize lawmakers into announcing calls for regulation so as to avoid potential human extinction. Media outlet after media outlet didn’t warn the public that we almost triggered a war against a nuclear superpower because of our military’s reliance on error-prone chatbots.

SI: Subpar Intelligence

By Gravis Zero • • Score: 3 • Thread

I think SI is a fine title because despite all tricks it can do, it still fails in basic ways that even idiots don’t. As such, Subpar Intelligence is the title it has earned. I don’t need anyone telling me about hypothetical futures because I’m talking about right-damn-now.

Dupe!

By canavan • • Score: 3, Informative • Thread
Was already head on the 19th of September: dupe.

Duh

By ArchieBunker • • Score: 3 • Thread

When you put a drunken Fox News personality in charge of the military what do you expect? To compound this error you purge the ranks of anyone who disagrees. https://thehill.com/policy/def…

https://archive.org/details/Ar… Fascism is government by the few and for the few. The objective is seizure and control of the economic, political, social, and cultural life of the state. Why? The democratic way of life interferes with their methods and desires for: (1) conducting business; (2) living with their fellow-men; (3) having the final say in matters concerning others, as well as themselves. The basic principles of democracy stand in the way of their desires; hence — democracy must go! Anyone who is not a member of their inner gang has to do what he’s told. They permit no civil liberties, no equality before the law. They make their own rules and change them when they choose. If you don’t like it, it’s “T.S.”

check story first?

By e432776 • • Score: 3, Interesting • Thread
As briefly indicated in TFS, this story has not been verified by any other outlet, and as explained by Prof. Spaniel strongly smells of BS. Before we draw general conclusions or write op eds it might be good to check if we are basing these on fiction.

20% of Swiss Glaciers Lost In Five Years

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Swiss glaciers lost 5.5% of their ice volume in the first eight months of 2026, bringing total losses since 2021 to 19.4%. Researchers say some glaciers are now collapsing from within as meltwater carves out large cavities. The Guardian reports:
Matthias Huss, a glaciologist at ETH Zurich and lead author of the report, said many people do not realize how fast glaciers are retreating, or that just one generation ago some now-barren sites used to sit beneath hundreds of meters of ice. The scientists have not yet compiled a formal tally of lost glaciers this year but said they had witnessed the death of a number of small ones. “I visited one last week and it’s so impressive to stand in this moonlike landscape where there was a big layer of ice — an extensive glacier — just a few years ago,” said Huss. “And now it’s a rock desert where there’s some scattered blocks of old ice still lying around and melting on the hot rocks.”

The report, a collaboration between the Swiss Glacier Monitoring Network and the Swiss Commission for Cryosphere Observation, found the mean thickness of individual glaciers fell by between 2.5 metres and 4 metres in 2026. Huss said scientists were increasingly seeing glaciers collapse from the inside — the result of internal streams beneath the ice that excavate caverns — rather than simply retreating from surface heat. […] Analysis published by MeteoSwiss on Tuesday found the summer half-year from April to September was the hottest and driest it had been since records began in 1864. In that time, humanity has filled the atmosphere with 1.8tn tons of carbon dioxide and heated the planet by about 1.4C.

And people wonder

By AmiMoJo • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

And people wonder why the birth rate is so low. The planet is buggered and everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows it.

Re: And people wonder

By fluffernutter • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Seriously. My kids have decided not to have kids for this reason.

Re:And people wonder

By drinkypoo • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Doesn’t Uncle Elon have like 15 children by 7 different women?

Yes, but he has to hire in the brain cells.

Re: And people wonder

By gweihir • • Score: 4 • Thread

An entire understandable decision. Sadly, the religious fuckups have no such inhibitions.

Re:And people wonder

By nightflameauto • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

Most of his kids don’t even like him.

I have to think he’s at the point where at least some of his kids don’t even know him well enough to know whether they like him or not. Once you start pulling shotgun blast duty with your seed, you start running out of hours to be a parent. I’m sure he can throw money at them, but money without support doesn’t create a relationship.

OpenAI Alerts More Than 100 Groups About Rogue AI Agent Activity

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Reuters:
OpenAI has informed more than 100 organizations about incidents involving unauthorized activity tied to its AI agents, according to a blog post by the ChatGPT maker, as AI labs face mounting scrutiny over rogue AI agent activity. Here are some other details:

- The Sam Altman-led company has been conducting a broad review of the activities of its AI models after the accidental hacking of Hugging Face.
- OpenAI is searching through roughly 50 petabytes of data as it works to understand the full scope of its rogue agent activity.
- A string of high-profile breaches globally by rogue AI agents in recent months has sparked widespread worries within the AI industry over its ability to control the more powerful AI models now under development.
- “In some cases, models used internet access in unintended ways or, in retrospect, did not have the ideal restrictions applied. Over the last several months, we have been applying new technical and operational measures to avoid similar problems, or catch them very early, and will continue this work,” OpenAI said.
- OpenAI previously said the review would take months to complete given the scale of the work.
- The Hugging Face incident remains the most severe rogue agent activity OpenAI has identified from its AI models so far.

I think they now qualify as criminal enterprise

By gweihir • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

There is really no way they did not notice that before. And then they obviously decided to let it run.

These are not rogue agents

By The_Noid • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

These agents are not rogue. They are doing exactly what they were trained for and told to do.

OpenAI should be legally liable…

By Lavandera • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

OpenAI should be legally liable for actions of this agent.

We really need to make someone responsible for that. Those who enabled the agent…

If an individual did any of this hacking by hand

By Rosco P. Coltrane • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

He would be serving time.

Why hasn’t Sam Altman been arrested yet?
Why is OpenAI allowed to continue to operate?
Clearly it’s a criminal organization.

California Rushes To Prepare For Massive ‘Kelvin’ Wave, Predicted Sea Level Rise

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fjo3 shares a report from The Guardian:
Communities across California are rushing to prepare for the imminent arrival of the so-called “Kelvin wave,” a massive underwater band of warm water threatening to inundate swaths of the vast North American shoreline. The wave is nearing southern California and expected to reach the San Francisco Bay Area by early October, as it crawls toward Alaska. Waters could rise by a foot along the California coast, according to scientists, who have warned that this could dramatically double the 8-12in rise in sea levels already caused by climate change over the last century.

The Kelvin wave doesn’t climb and crash like a typical ocean wave; rather, it swells the tides from beneath the surface. It’s effectively a massive slosh of warm water, driven by El Nino conditions, that moves across the Pacific before colliding with the South American coastline and surging north. It also won’t transport water in the way a tsunami might, but creates conditions that enable higher sea levels to linger. On their own, Kelvin waves aren’t always hazardous, according to Mike Jacox, a research oceanographer with the National Marine Fisheries Service, though they can reduce the growth of phytoplankton that form the base of the marine food web. “But when there are very high tides or storm surges, their effects can be amplified,” he said.

If the rising waters coincide with other climatic events, such as rainstorms and high tides, the phenomenon could swallow beaches, chew away bluffs and coastlines, and submerge streets, homes and businesses. “This coming Kelvin wave is just the beginning,” said Dr Jonathan Warrick, a research geologist at the US Geological Survey. “The thing to look out for is what will happen in January, February and March — that’s when we get the biggest storms, we get our largest waves and we have some very large tides.” If these events align, their effects will compound, setting the stage for a tumultuous winter. Together, Warrick said, the systems will pack a far bigger punch. “When it comes to these storms and the tides,” he said, “we really are kind of rolling the dice.”

Kelvin timeline.

By antdude • • Score: 4, Funny • Thread

I hate this timeline. :P

Re:OMFG!

By thegarbz • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

If you ignore the world around you then you get to think everything is a hoax.
- Polarbears in the arctic region have had their extinction status updated and numbers are down.
- Penguins weren’t endangered due to global warming, they aren’t dependent on sea ice - too much faux news for you.
- Arctic summer sea ice is still lower than when satellite records began and continues to trend down.
- There’s still some snow in the alps, and yet we have a large number of ski resorts going bust due to lack of snow, and there’s now only a single year-round ski location left in the alps, again due to lack of snow.
- Mt Kilimanjaro has lost 80% of its glacier and snow cover over the past 100 years.
- No one said Florida would drown, they said it would flood more. Which it is, to a significant extent thanks to the average 8” sea level rise recorded there over the past 70 years.
- Even the dumbarse greens recognise the solution to the problem is not to invest in something that wouldn’t even begin to have an effect for 30 years, and right up until that point contribute greatly to global warming. Building nukes is slow and intensely carbon emitting. The topic of nukes was one for the 90s, we should have been building them then, now they are a non solution pushed by people without a functioning brain.

- The reasonable conclusion is that the Greens are more intelligent than you. … And I think that’s probably the worst insult I’ve ever used on Slashdot *pats self on back*.

8-12 sea level rise in the contiguous US

By irchans • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
From the article, "…who have warned that this could dramatically double the 8-12in rise in sea levels already caused by climate change over the last century.”

Interestingly, world ocean levels have increased by about 6 to 9 inches in the last 100 years, but the contiguous US has been sinking, so the “relative sea level has risen about 10 - 12 inches” in the lower 48.

See, https://sealevel.nasa.gov/faq/…

Re:Uh HUH

By nomadic • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

That’s actually a right-wing myth. The government never “ordered” them to do that. They did it out of greed.

Re:Science denier, anyone?

By jacks smirking reven • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

“due to climate change, hurricanes will become stronger and more frequent”, and then we had about a decade of no major hurricanes.

See now you are the one doing a play on words. You are conflating “major hurricanes” with “major hurricanes making landfall”, hell, there were 2 more Cat5 storms in 2005 alone after Katrina.

Meanwhile before Katrina there were 26 Atlantic Cat5 storms since recording started in 1924, about 1 every 3 years. Since 2005 there have been 17, very close to one every year.

This is a climate denial gotcha-talking-point, nowhere approaching science. Why not throw a snowball in the Senate chambers while we are at it?

climate change does not indicate what should be done

The scientists absolutely have, just because a certain audience does not and has never wanted to listen does not mean we didn’t know what to do.

The premier maker of EVs, the one who made EVs that people want to buy, is vilified by the political side that wants you to believe in climate change. A sect of that side wants to replace capitalism with communism, even though the resource utilization of that model is one third to one half of what we have today, and would slow down the innovation and advancement that might help us solve the issue.

Ahh yes and obviously your position is not political or ideological, totally based in science! Definitely not a chip on your shoulder there! Won’t somebody please think of the white nationalist trillionaire’s feelings?! The same one who so heavily helped elect the people who dismantled the largest climate legislation in world history??

This post is rife with observable trends and verifiable facts, so expect the other side to downvote it into oblivion, because that’s the way to convince people.)

lol. lmao even

Amazon’s New Kindle Accessories Bring Back Physical Controls

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Alongside a refreshed Kindle lineup, Amazon today introduced two accessories that bring physical buttons back to its touchscreen e-readers. The $34.99 Kindle Click is a Bluetooth remote that lets readers turn pages and adjust brightness without touching the device, while a new $79.99 magnetic cover is available for select Paperwhite and Colorsoft models. GeekWire reports:
Amazon says [the Kindle Click is] meant for reading under the covers, on a treadmill, or on an airplane tray table. It’s available for preorder and ships Oct. 28. It recharges over USB-C, includes side buttons for adjusting brightness, and works with Kindles released in 2024 or later. The company cited BookTok as an inspiration, Bloomberg reported, a reference to the community of readers on TikTok who post book recommendations, reviews and their reading setups. Kindle fans there have been showing off third-party clickers for years.

Amazon is also bringing back physical page-turn buttons, which disappeared when the company discontinued the Kindle Oasis in 2024. This time they come in a separate $79.99 magnetic cover, which works only with the new Signature Edition versions of the Paperwhite and Colorsoft. The new Kindles have screens that sit flush with the edges, colors that wrap around to the front, and optional aluminum housings. They also have user-replaceable batteries to comply with European Union rules, Amazon told The Verge.

The base Kindle starts at $149.99, or $189.99 in aluminum. The Paperwhite starts at $199.99 and the Colorsoft at $289.99, with Signature Editions at $249.99 and $319.99. Those prices match what Amazon has charged since August, when it raised Kindle prices by $40 to $50, citing memory and storage costs. The base Kindle is available now. The Paperwhite and Colorsoft ship Oct. 28.

Forty bucks

By Speare • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
Forty bucks lets you turn pages on a non-paper device. What a world we live in.

a wireless button dongle

By OrangeTide • • Score: 3 • Thread

Great. Nobody asked for this.

Re:Forty bucks

By bill_mcgonigle • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

I use a bluetooth page turner pedal for sheet music.

I think it was $14 for two buttons. Maybe there’s a third, I only ever use forward and back.

$40 is wild.

The feature I really want

By jenningsthecat • • Score: 3 • Thread

Whether it’s on an eBook reader, a tablet, or a computer, digital books just don’t work for me. When I read, I flip back fairly frequently to refresh my memory, confirm a detail, or revisit a previous passage in the light of things I’ve read since seeing it the first time. Digital readers aren’t good for this because I can’t quickly search a bunch of previous pages to randomly access what I’m looking for.

What would be useful to me is a section of the screen that I could use to ‘flip’ through pages other than the one I’m currently on. I’d take the hit of having a larger device so the current page could be big enough to read with my deteriorating eyesight while still giving a kind of scanning random access for the rest of the book.

Short of that, no eReaders for me, regardless of the brand.

Re:The feature I really want

By CaptQuark • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

The Kindle has thought of this and has a few features that make things easier.

1. Just tap the upper-right corner of the page to create a bookmark for that page. You can later view your bookmarks, jump to them, or erase them.
2. Highlight a paragraph or section of the page you’re reading. You can review, jump to, or clear the highlights later.
3. Create your own notes to review later. You can add notes like “proves earlier occupation” or longer entries
4. Search for text. If you are on page 456 and remember somewhere previously in the book it mentioned geode crystals, you can search for that phrase to find it

Kindle bookmarks, notes, and highlights

I understand that an ereader is not perfect for research, but knowing what features are built in can help make it slightly easier to use

Russian-Owned Snooping Software Used By US Secret Service

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Bruce66423 shares a report from The Telegraph:
British police forces, including specialist units within the Metropolitan Police, have used Oxygen Forensics software to break into the phones of suspects during live investigations, public documents show. The Virginia-based company behind the software has been accused in the US of having hidden its Russian ownership to avoid sanctions, before it was awarded government contracts. Its American chief executive and a Russian national were arrested last week after a US investigation found the company had sought to hide its ownership in an alleged attempt to avoid sanctions and scrutiny.

[…] By September 2024, the US Secret Service had awarded Oxygen a five-year contract for its software. In December 2022, and in October 2023, Oxygen’s chief executive told the US government that Oxygen Forensics had “no immediate or highest-level owner.” By September 2024, the US Secret Service had awarded Oxygen a five-year contract for its software. In March, Mr Reiber allegedly told the US government that there had been no Russians involved in developing the software and that no one in Russia had access to the environment in which it was built. US prosecutors say this was false. If convicted, both Mr Reiber and Mr Davydov could face a sentence of 20 years in prison.

Putin has the Epstein files

By rsilvergun • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread
And they implicate Trump in child rape. I should think that’s obvious at this point.

I understand why some of the 77 million people voted for Trump even though he is an obvious pedophile and Russian stooge. It’s not economic anxiety like the dipshit left-wing keeps going on about. People under enormous economic pressure makes stupid decisions. People do not make good decisions under pressure. That’s why people in the military and bomb disposal people and SWAT teams get a shitload of training. Well not the SWAT teams we just send those in willy-nilly guns blazin but you get the idea…

But I know the people around here are smart enough to know that voting for a pedophile was a bad idea. And you did it anyway. Because I know there are a shitload of right-wingers around here.

I would be curious if I could use a ray gun to force people like that to honestly answer why they voted for and continue to support Donald Trump and right wing policies that hurt them directly in general. My theory is that they’re terrible people who enjoy the horrible things Trump and project 2025 are doing and so far they have personally escaped most of the damage if not all of it because they are older and we have mostly taken care of the baby boomers and older Gen x since the Republicans still do need them to vote for them.

I could also be giving these people too much credit they could be just as confused or just as dumb as the other 77 million who thought they would get cheap eggs from a guy known as the king of debt who has bankrupted every company he’s ever been involved with…

But if you’re hanging around this forum as ridiculous as it sounds you are probably smarter than the average American. And Jesus fucking Christ that is a little bar to clear but you have at least cleared that bar so I don’t think I’m going to let you off the hook

Re:What if the snooping software

By 93 Escort Wagon • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Quis snoopodiet ipsos snoopodes

Literal national security issue.

By Gravis Zero • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

It’s not an understatement to say this a break of national security. Everyone involved with the deception needs to be sent to federal prison for this.

“no immediate or highest-level owner”?

By BoogieChile • • Score: 3 • Thread
What are they, then, some sort of anarcho-syndicalist commune where they take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week?

Re:Putin has the Epstein files

By dunkelfalke • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

At this point even the last trumptard should know what the orange shitgibbon is. They know, they don’t care.

Cloudflare Tries to Outplay Jev With Open-Weight Clef Models

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Cloudflare has launched two open-weight decision models, Clef and Clef-flash, designed for structured yes/no, multiple-choice, and ranking tasks while also supporting images, video, and up to a 64K context window. Cloudflare says its models outperform TypeSafe’s Jev on several benchmarks and can run locally from Hugging Face. The Register reports:
For starters, Clef has an LLM backbone. According to Cloudflare, Clef uses specially post-trained, frozen versions of Qwen3.8-27B and Qwen3.5-9B for Clef and Clef-flash, respectively, with the Qwen backbone performing a prefill-only pass during inference. Clef is still fast - faster than Jev, to be fair - and scores choices in parallel after that prefill-only pass. It’s not clear what Jev’s underlying architecture is, as TypeSafe has kept that a secret.

As for its speed and capability, Clef moves fast. Cloudflare ran it against Jev and some other open decision models using the Jev Decision Index available on Hugging Face, and the company’s own ranking suggests Clef is slightly slower than other open models, but more accurate, with Clef-flash just as accurate as most of the others, but far faster.

To be fair to the competition, Cloudflare self-reported its own scores against the benchmark, and they have yet to be reproduced for ranking on the official Decision Index. Cloudflare also ran Clef against TypeSafe’s own benchmarks, and claimed it beat Jev in three out of four areas, only losing out on agent trace observability. Even if it were a bit slower or less accurate, Clef has another major leg up on Jev: It’s not limited to classifying text — it can also handle images and video. Additionally, Clef supports a 64k context window. Jev can also handle up to 64k tokens across a request, although its state plus longest individual question is limited to 32k.

The Headlines

By JustAnotherOldGuy • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

“Cloudflare Tries to Outplay Jev With Open-Weight Clef Models”

The headlines get more incomprehensible every day.

Breaking News: “Frndo Shares Clarts with Carnob Twice; is Jorp Spivved??”

Re:To be or not to be

By JustAnotherOldGuy • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

Can it replace Hamlet?

It can, just not well.

Ryan Roslansky Is Leaving After Nearly 18 Years At LinkedIn and Microsoft

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Ryan Roslansky is leaving Microsoft and LinkedIn after nearly 18 years, triggering another leadership shuffle across Office and Teams. “Roslansky, who until recently was the CEO of LinkedIn, was promoted to the head of Office last year and then took control of Microsoft Teams earlier this year,” notes The Verge. From the report:
“Ryan leaves the organization in a strong position,” says Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella in an internal memo. “Over the past year, Ryan’s team has done critical work bringing together the product, engineering, and design foundations that have made this next phase possible.”

Roslansky is leaving a week after Microsoft announced its new Copilot, which the company is positioning as “the OS for work.” He’s also leaving around a month after calling fully AI-generated documents “a doom loop” for workers. “If we’re not careful, we’ll end up with a very expensive way to avoid writing and reading in an ocean of sameness, genericness,” said Roslansky in his LinkedIn post.

Microsoft is now moving the teams behind Office and Microsoft Teams over to Charles Lamanna, as part of the Copilot, Agents, and Platform (CAP) organization. […] Microsoft’s chief design officer, Jon Friedman, is also moving to report to Copilot chief Jacob Andreou. Microsoft appointed Dan Shapero as its LinkedIn CEO earlier this year, and he will continue in this role and report directly to Nadella.

Re:in other words he failed

By r1348 • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Uh no. He dared criticize AI, so he’s out.

Not drinking the koolaid

By GeekWithAKnife • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread
Dude is saying things that are not positive about AI. Had to go.

Look here at my pretty chat that goes up and to the right. That is AI enablement. It’ll 10x your productivity.

Re: in other words he failed

By drinkypoo • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Yeah, and he was right, which they also can’t tolerate apparently.

Teams

By awwshit • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Would you want to be in charge of Teams?

Here is a hot potato that makes everyone hate you. Make it better, no you can’t do that, or that, or that.

Better Work or More Slop?

By CustomBuild • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

Microsoft reported $133.749 billion in net income for fiscal 2026, up 31% from the year before. The June quarter alone brought in $35.766 billion. With profits like that, Microsoft can afford to redraw the Office and Teams org chart. The harder part is making the next versions of those products worth using.

Roslansky says the next phase of the job would require him in Redmond full time, while his family is in the Bay Area. I take him at his word. His warning about an “ocean of sameness” still feels relevant to the people taking over. If Copilot writes a document and then summarizes it for the person receiving it, what exactly did Office help anyone do? Give me a better way to communicate and I’ll use it. Give me a faster way to produce generic paperwork and I’ll pass.

Micron Projects Tightening RAM Shortages Through 2028 As It Generates Record Profit

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Micron says the global RAM and storage shortage will tighten further through 2027 and 2028, with CEO Sanjay Mehrotra saying the company has already sold most of next year’s capacity. “In calendar 2027 as well as 2028, we see demand exceeding supply. In fact, we see greater tightness in the industry in 2027 and in 2028 versus 2026. Overall, supply-demand environment is only getting tighter,” Mehrotra said. “We do not have line of sight to when supply and demand will return to balance.” As a result, the company is forecasting record revenue and an 86.25% gross margin. Tom’s Hardware reports:
The memory and storage industry is not holding back on increasing production, though, with Micron saying that NAND and DRAM shipments are expected to grow in the low-to-mid 20s percentage range for the next two years. However, it seems that this is not enough to match growing demand, as it expects “the industry to remain supply constrained in both years.” Still, it seems that manufacturers are prioritizing HBM demand for AI data centers, with the company expecting shipments of these chips to grow faster than conventional DRAM.

Micron and other chip manufacturers are bringing new factories online to increase output, but it’s going to take years before they can start producing chips. But even as we’re amid an unprecedented multi-year memory chip shortage, Micron also announced record financial guidance. It forecasted a record $61.5 billion FQ1 revenue and a gross margin of 86.25%, implying a gross profit of more than $53 billion. After accounting for an estimated $2.06 billion in operating expenses and a tax rate of around 15.5%, the company said its earnings per share sit at $38.15, plus or minus $1.00, for approximately 1.15 billion shares.

world for billionaires

By awwshit • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

The world is for billionaires now. The rest of us are screwed.

OPEC, but worse

By backslashdot • • Score: 5 • Thread

What incentive do they have to press the accelerator on DRAM production increase? High end DRAM isn’t a commodity. A random person can’t build a factory and start producing these chips. There’s a select few companies (that aren’t supposed to collude, but are all members of the same golf, or karaoke, club). There is no incentive for any of the DRAM produces to ramp up production. They have a product people are willing to pay any bags of cash for.

Why would they go do a fool thing like increase production?

Increased production, which comes with risk, will reduce the price of DRAM dramatically. Increased unit sales won’t make up for the loss. That’s the lesson OPEC taught the world in 1972. They reduced production by 4%, and the price of shot up 100%.

Did you catch that? The production of oil by just the OPEC countries was reduced by 4%, the price of oil shot up 100%. The inverse of that is, if you’re producing oil and increase production by 4% the price of it will halve. In other words you’ll make less money not more.

The great memory shut-out is coming

By hwstar • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread

RAM and SSD prices will become so high that replacement consumer devices will become unaffordable for people with low to middle incomes.

Consumer electronics has a very limited design life of 3-7 years. Most of it is not easy to repair. A lot of equipment is also designed to prematurely fail due to thermal stress. (Designed to fail, so they have to have a way to make sure you buy a new one on a periodic basis) There are no “Sams Photofacts” for modern electronics. The schematics and theory of operation are company trade secrets now. Besides, who has the equipment to rework QFN’s and BGA’s at home? SOIC’s and TSSOP’s are about the ultimate limit for most electronics hobbyists.

There will be more people disconnected from the Internet unless they visit a Library, and even then the Library might not be able to afford a lot of PC hardware so use times could be short.

I suppose there’s that old hobby “Amateur Radio” it could make a comeback if people are forced off the Internet. Buy maybe only for those who know how to build their own radios, and are sitting on a pile of electronic components suitable for the job.

Re:OPEC, but worse

By ceoyoyo • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

DRAM is a commodity in both the actual sense (the stuff from different sources is pretty much interchangeable) and the sense you’ve described. You, literally you, can ring up someone who runs a contract fab and ask them to make you some DRAM. It’s pretty straightfoward stuff. Here’s a YouTuber making some in his garage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?….

There are a bunch of boutique DRAM producers. They’re small scale and do specialty stuff (the actual high end DRAM). The commodity stuff you want to buy is dominated by a few companies that are vertically integrated, super efficient and make their money on massive volume. They also switch around a fair bit because during booms like this one making memory seems like a great idea, but then there’s a bust and half of them go broke. SK Hynix alone started out as Hyundai, merged with LG’s memory unit, got booted out of Hyundai during a bust, got bought by a conglomerate, bought out Intel’s memory unit, and is currently a major producer.

But hey, it’s boom time so Intel’s talking about making memory again, CXMT is firing up and the majors are all building new fabs as quickly as they can borrow the money to pay for them.

Re:Reading is fundamental

By dsgrntlxmply • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread
Today’s accidental reflective truth award goes to the above prophet: “prophets would explode”.

Cops Can Bypass iPhone’s Automatic Reboot To Get Into Locked Phones

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from 404 Media:
A company that makes phone hacking devices claims to have developed a solution that freezes iPhones in a state that lets cops more easily access sensitive data inside them, according to a video obtained by 404 Media. […] The new technology to get around inactivity reboot was developed by Magnet Forensics, the company behind GrayKey, a popular tool sold to law enforcement agencies that allows them to unlock and access data stored in iPhones and Android smartphones. Magnet has developed a new device called GrayKey Preserve and a feature for its regular GrayKey devices called Evidence Preservation Mode, according to the video.

“This is an absolute game changer for iOS forensics and a function that I wish we had years ago,” a Magnet employee says in the leaked video, specifically mentioning that the solution is targeted at the iPhone’s inactivity reboot feature and the data it makes unavailable. GrayKey Preserve and Evidence Preservation Mode are also designed to combat another iPhone feature that automatically deletes certain data — such as cached locations, and recently deleted photos and iMessages — after a certain number of days. “We’re gonna be able to preserve that data for an infinite amount of time.”

[…] 404 Media shared a transcript of the video with Jiska Classen, a researcher at the Hasso Plattner Institute who studies iPhone security. While Classen said that it’s impossible to know for sure how Magnet’s new feature works based on the video, she posited some theories and agreed that it is “quite a game changer” or “at least puts things back to where they were before inactivity reboot.” She thinks Magnet has found a way to manipulate the iPhone’s clock, effectively “slowing down time” or even “stopping the clock from ticking, even after a reboot.” Most likely, according to her, the GrayKey may disable the iPhone tasks that set data to expire.
The “inactivity reboot” feature mentioned above was added to iOS in November 2024 and automatically restarts iPhones that have not been unlocked for 72 hours, making them harder for police to access using forensic tools.

isn’t this a form of DRM piracy?

By jm007 • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

how is overcoming a game’s DRM and related IP theft-prevention efforts ‘illegal’ any different than this?

or maybe reverse engineering an app so you don’t have to pay for it

legit quesion requesting thoughtful feedback, not politics nor a zealot’s rantings

Re:GrapheneOS ftw

By rtkluttz • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

To everyone who believes that innocent people should not have privacy, may you get all you wish for. But just you. No one else.

Re:isn’t this a form of DRM piracy?

By MJL0624 • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread
There is a specific carveout in the DMCA that exempts law enforcement and intelligience activities from the law’s provisions. 17 U.S. Code  1201(e)

Re:Seems like a business opportunity

By ArchieBunker • • Score: 4 • Thread

The government makes an example out of you. https://arstechnica.com/gadget…

And the public arms race continues

By kamakazi • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread

But we the people only know that we can’t trust the government to control themselves, and we can’t trust the tech giants to control themselves, and we can’t trust the government to control the tech giants, and we can’t trust the tech giants to protect us from the government.
Where is King Ludd when you need him?

Pentagon Creates ‘Autowarcom’ to Expand AI and Drone Capabilities

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Longtime Slashdot reader ThurstonMoore shares a report from Reuters:
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday announced the creation of a new military command that would be dedicated to building and providing autonomous and robotic capabilities across the U.S. military. The command, which Hegseth said would be called “Autonomous Warfare Command,” highlights the rapidly changing nature of warfare and the need to make progress on systems like drones and the use of artificial intelligence.

Speaking in front of hundreds of junior officers and enlisted personnel at Quantico, Virginia, in a speech peppered with attacks on the media, Hegseth said the command would be led by a four-star officer. “The pace of war is changing faster than the process to support it,” Hegseth said in a speech called the “State of the Force,” in which he announced other changes, including the creation of the office of religious affairs. “Cheap compute, superintelligence, and advanced commercial manufacturing have enabled the proliferation of low-cost, high-precision strike,” Hegseth added.

[…] The United States has long relied on its vast military budget to field some of the world’s most expensive weapons systems. But there is an increasing realization within the Pentagon that this is not sustainable. “Today we need both quality and quantity,” Hegseth said.

Read this

By ArchieBunker • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread

A military document published before WW2 ended. https://archive.org/details/Ar…

Fascists in America may differ slightly from fascists in other countries, but there are a number of attitudes and practices that they have in common. Following are three. Every person who has one of them is not necessarily a fascist. But he is in a mental state that lends itself to the acceptance of fascist aims.

1. Pitting of religious, racial, and economic groups against one another in order to break down national unity is a device of the “divide and conquer” technique used by Hitler to gain power in Germany and in other countries. With slight variations, to suit local conditions, fascists everywhere have used this Hitler method. In many countries, anti-Semitism (hatred of Jews) is a dominant device of fascism. In the United States, native fascists have often been anti-Catholic, anti-Jew, anti-Negro, anti-Labor, antiforeign-born. In South America, the native fascists use the same scapegoats except that they substitute anti-Protestantism for anti-Catholicism.

Interwoven with the “master race” theory of fascism is a well-planned “hate campaign” against minority races, religions, and other groups. To suit their particular needs and aims, fascists will use any one or a combination of such groups as a convenient scapegoat.

2. Fascism cannot tolerate such religious and ethical concepts as the “brotherhood of man.” Fascists deny the need for international cooperation. These ideas contradict the fascist theory of the “master race.” The brotherhood of man implies that all people — regardless of color, race, creed, or nationality
— have rights. International cooperation, as expressed in the Dumbarton Oaks proposals, runs counter to the fascist program of war and world domination.

In place of international cooperation, the fascists seek to substitute a perverted sort of ultra-nationalism which tells their people that they are the only people in the world who count. With this goes hatred and suspicion toward the people of all other nations. Right now our native fascists are spreading anti-British, anti-Soviet, anti-French, and anti-United Nations propaganda. They know that allied unity now foretells the certain defeat of fascism abroad. They know that post-war allied unity means world peace and security. They realize that fascism cannot thrive or grow under these conditions.

3. It is accurate to call a member of a communist party a “communist.” For short, he is often called a “Red.” Indiscriminate pinning of the label “Red” on people and proposals which one opposes is a common political device. It is a favorite trick of native as well as foreign fascists.

Many fascists make the spurious claim that the world has but two choices — either fascism or communism, and they label as “communist” everyone who refuses to support them. By attacking our free enterprise, capitalist democracy and by denying the effectiveness of our way of life they hope to trap many people.

Hitler insisted that only fascism could save Europe and the world from the “communist menace.” There were many people inside and outside Germany and Italy who welcomed and supported Hitler and Mussolini because they believed fascism was the only safeguard against communism. The “Red bogey” was a convincing enough argument to help Hitler take and maintain power. The Rome-Berlin-Tokyo Axis, whose aggressions plunged the world into global war, was called the “Anti-Comintern Axis.” It was proclaimed by Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito as a “bulwark against communism.”

Learning to identify native fascists and to detect their techniques is not easy. They plan it that way. But it is vitally important to learn to spot them, even though they adopt names and slogans with popular appeal, drape themselves with the American flag, and attempt to carry out their program in the name of the democracy they are trying to destroy.

Re:Insists we can’t afford to take of our own peop

By fahrbot-bot • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

White House angrily insists that we cant afford to help one another.

But they *are* taking care of people - those with net worths over $1B.

Piece of shit

By smooth wombat • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

This is the guy who fired the Army’s Chief of Staff who was championing a battalion drone unit that was drawing on experience from the Ukrainian army and learning how to operate on a modern battlefield. In addition, the former commander of U.S. Army Europe and Africa was also in full support of this unit, but he too was fired by Hegseth.

One of the reasons Hegseth fired both generals was because he wanted to “refocus” to “help ensure the army revives the warrior ethos, rebuilds for the modern battlefield and deters our enemies around the world.”

Well golly gee, that sounds exacly like what the drone battaltion was doing until you got rid of it then fired all the generals who supported it and put in your lackey. Now comes this announcement.

Now we’re being told of this new command.

Incompetence doesn’t begin to describe the drunk.

If only Trump wasn’t Putin’s little bitch

By jacks smirking reven • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

Ukraine has become the world leader at this, when you read about their Delta Situational Awareness system and what it’s capable of it’s extremely impressive, it’s a world leading system for drone warfare. It’s the type of thing a nation develops rapidly because they are forced to.

Now if Trump and his admin weren’t such bitch babies about the conflict and actually did the right thing and assisted Ukraine we could be partners in sharing this newfound capability with them, work on it hand in hand down the future. There’s a world where Ukraine becomes a key US strategic ally as much as the UK or Japan or Australia is.

Alas because Trump is a deep, deep coward and refuses to take a strong stand on just about anything he will continue to string the Ukrainians along and basically cede much of that future relationship to Europe all while at the same undermining that relationship with NATO thus isolating us even further.

Spending trillions of dollars on warfare only to make us weaker than ever because they want to play strongman. It’s more important that our soldiers get handbooks.

Hegseth’s new ‘field manual’ for troops is filled with his speeches and Trump promising not to fight ‘dumb wars’

Whoopsie doodle!

Re:Piece of shit

By Local ID10T • • Score: 5, Informative • Thread

The reason they fired the generals was because they refused to swear allegiance to the man over the nation. They are purging anyone who does not pledge personal loyalty.

It is an attempt to remove the final check on the power of the executive.

“I need the kind of generals that Hitler had. Why can’t you be like the German generals?”

FTC Is Investigating OpenAI, Anthropic and Other AI Companies Over Product Risks

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The Federal Trade Commission has opened an investigation into OpenAI, Anthropic and other AI companies over potential consumer and safety risks posed by their products, with the agency reportedly preparing requests for documents and executive testimony. CNBC reports:
OpenAI stunned the industry in July when it disclosed that its agents broke out of a testing environment and hacked into open-source platform Hugging Face. […] Earlier this month, Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei rocked the tech sector by urging AI companies to slow how quickly they improve their most advanced models and calling for stronger government oversight. He published a three-step proposal aimed at tempering the pace of development without “sacrificing commercial advantage or the United States’ lead in AI.”

CEO Jensen Huang, argued that individual companies should be responsible for ensuring the safety of their products. President Donald Trump convened top executives from Alphabet, Meta, SpaceX, Nvidia, Palantir, Anthropic, OpenAI and other companies on Tuesday to discuss the issue. The group signed a short voluntary, nonbinding accord, which says that “every company is responsible for developing its own technology safely and in a way that builds trust with customers and the public.”

It’s all manipulation.

By poptix • • Score: 4, Insightful • Thread

The AI companies want to slow down because they’ve got a decent product and the bills are coming due. The “omg our AI escaped the sandbox” started as PR, then they talked about slowing down, then Trump said ‘nah, China’, then they doubled down on the “escaped the sandbox”. This is the Trump administration responding with a stronger “nah”.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle, but giving your LLM internet access and telling it to only use it for packages is not a sandbox.

HP’s Answer to the MacBook Neo Is Thinner, Lighter, and Comes With OLED

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HP is taking aim at Apple’s MacBook Neo with the new OmniBook 5 14, a $699.99 Windows laptop that starts with an Intel Core 5 315 processor, 8GB of RAM and 256GB of storage but includes an OLED display even on the base model. It’s also slightly thinner and lighter than the Neo. The Verge reports:
The OmniBook 5 14 can be configured much higher, with up to a Core 7 350 chip, 16GB of RAM, and a 1TB SSD, but all models include a 1080p webcam, dual speakers, HDMI, 3.5mm audio jack, and just two 10Gbps USB-C ports. And while the inclusion of OLED across the range is a major draw to the new OmniBook, the base config only has a passable 1920 x 1200 resolution and 300 nits of max brightness on its non-touch panel. A touchscreen version will be available when the OmniBook 5 launches in October, but a version with a 2560 x 1600 resolution OLED and 400 nits of brightness isn’t coming until March 2027.

While the OmniBook 5 14 doesn’t seem poised to best the MacBook Neo in raw processing power (based on our other reviews of Wildcat Lake laptops) or screen brightness, it’s quite thin, light, and colorful. HP even gave it the nicer, sleeker lid logo usually reserved for pricier models. It starts at just 2.56 pounds, and it’s as thin as 0.46 inches / 11.7mm. That’s slightly lighter and thinner than a Neo. And I’d expect its Wildcat Lake chips to offer some good-to-great battery life. But we’ll have to see how it delivers in actual testing.
HP also announced a new ProBook 4 G2iS that is the company’s “thinnest business notebook,” measuring in at 0.47 inches / 12mm. It’ll launch in December with Intel Wildcat Lake chips, 8GB of RAM, and a 256GB SSD, though pricing hasn’t been announced.

It’s also unusable with 8GB of RAM

By rsilvergun • • Score: 5, Interesting • Thread
Reviews of these 8 gigabyte laptops running Windows 11 have them unable to complete basic tasks like web browsing and conference calls.

Unless the ram is upgradable this is going to be a disaster. People just return them because they feel broken. Microsoft is trying to solve the problem but internal culture means they can’t. Every division of Microsoft is fighting to be profitable and so they want to gobble up your RAM and use it to serve up advertisements and synergize with other companies for profit. This is why the windows 11 weather app uses 3 GB of RAM.

Twiggy returns.

By geekmux • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

(HP GLP1-flavored Marketing) “Yeah. Thinner. That’s the shit.”

(Apple) “Uh, just so you know..even we filed Bendgate in the Lessons Learned folder.”

… lol

By MachineShedFred • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

So it has enough RAM to boot Windows and give you an out of memory error.

Brilliant!

Re:8 GB of RAM

By OrangeTide • • Score: 5, Funny • Thread

I’ll stick with my laptop from 2019. It shipped with 16GB and I upgraded it to 32GB. In today’s prices that’s a small house or 100 lbs of ground beef.

Re:8 GB of RAM

By thegarbz • • Score: 5, Insightful • Thread

Who can live on that? Not in 2026.

Literally anyone not running Windows 11.

PS5 Emulation Is Suddenly Making Big Strides On PC

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica:
For a long time, PC gamers could access many PlayStation 5 games only if the publisher invested in a bespoke port (something Sony has recently said it will be scaling back). Now, though, rapid advancements in PS5 emulators and other tools are making recent PlayStation titles increasingly playable on generic PCs. SharpEmu was the first of these emulators, advancing from a "very early alpha stage" in May to a current state that can “load the eboot.bin of real games, execute native CPU instructions, and partially handle GPU-related functionality.” The most recent release boasts 10 tested games that reach a “playable” state, including six that developer CursedIfElse says are “fully playable at 60 fps.” That includes simple 2D games like Tetris Forever but also 3D titles like Astro Bot and the PS5 Demon’s Souls remaster running at playable frame rates.

[…] Amid that SharpEmu progress, fellow PS5 emulator KytyPS5 launched its first public version last week. The major expansion of PS4-focused emulator Kyty “can boot 2D games and a selection of 3D games, including titles built with Unreal Engine 4/5, Unity, and custom engines,” according to its GitHub page. An extensive compatibility list for KytyPS5 already shows 134 titles with “controllable gameplay” on the new emulator, though many of those still include reports of persistent, game-breaking bugs. But you can already find YouTube footage of PS5 titles like Astro’s Playroom and Demon’s Souls running quite capably under the emulator.

On top of those more traditional emulators, AnyPS5 might be the most interesting effort to get PS5 games running on PC. The self-described “tool for automatic executables porting” works kind of like Apple’s Game Porting Toolkit, relinking a PS5 game’s original x86 game code directly to native executable instructions that can run on PC. That puts the effort somewhere between direct static decompilation of a game’s source code and more complete emulation of the entire PS5 environment.

Roms?

By fluffernutter • • Score: 3 • Thread
How will you get the ROM once everything is “digital”?

duh

By blackomegax • • Score: 3 • Thread
It’s not hard to translate x86 to x86 and rdna2 GNM/GNMX to vulkan

Re: Roms?

By dknj • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

You are legally allowed to backup media (1:1 bit copy). Any backup of media requiring breaking encryption is violating the DMCA and thus illegal. It is a legal limitation, not a technical one.

Re: Roms?

By MachineShedFred • • Score: 4, Informative • Thread

This might come as a galloping shock, but if you can read it, you can copy it.

Sony isn’t using some magic proprietary storage devices that can only ever be read by their system.

Bleem!

By Grady Martin • • Score: 4, Interesting • Thread

This already happened with a commercial emulator called Bleem. Long story short: Sony lost every lawsuit, but the legal fees were enough to shut down the defendants. In response to this, the United States Department of Justice exacted far-reaching reforms to ensure that in the future, no large corporation would be able to bully smaller players into bankruptcy.

Psych!