Alterslash

the unofficial Slashdot digest
 

Contents

  1. College Student, Cat Meme Helped Crack Massive Botnet Case
  2. Penalties Stack Up As AI Spreads Through the Legal System
  3. Half of Planned US Data Center Builds Have Been Delayed or Canceled
  4. Perplexity’s ‘Incognito Mode’ Is a ‘Sham,’ Lawsuit Says
  5. Python Blood Could Hold the Secret To Healthy Weight Loss
  6. Renewables Reached Nearly 50% of Global Electricity Capacity Last Year
  7. EPA Flags Microplastics, Pharmaceuticals As Contaminants In Drinking Water
  8. Mount Everest Climbers ‘Poisoned’ By Guides In Insurance Fraud Scheme
  9. OpenAI Acquires Popular Tech-Industry Talk Show TBPN
  10. Amazon Imposes 3.5% Fuel Surcharge For Many Online Merchants
  11. IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes
  12. Raspberry Pi 4 3GB Launches, Raspberry Pi Prices Go Up Again Due To RAM
  13. Google Announces Gemma 4 Open AI Models, Switches To Apache 2.0 License
  14. Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither Work
  15. Nvidia Rolls Out Its Fix For PC Gaming’s ‘Compiling Shaders’ Wait Times

Alterslash picks up to the best 5 comments from each of the day’s Slashdot stories, and presents them on a single page for easy reading.

College Student, Cat Meme Helped Crack Massive Botnet Case

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The Wall Street Journal shares the "wild behind-the-scenes story" of how the world’s largest and most destructive botnet was uncovered and taken down, writes Slashdot reader sturgeon. “At times, the network known as Kimwolf included more than a million compromised home Android devices and digital photo frames — enough DDoS firepower to disrupt internet traffic across the U.S. and beyond.” From the report:
Sitting in his dorm room at the Rochester Institute of Technology, Benjamin Brundage was closing in on a mystery that had even seasoned internet investigators baffled. A cat meme helped him crack the case. A growing network of hacked devices was launching the biggest cyberattacks ever seen on the internet. It had become the most powerful cyberweapon ever assembled, large enough to knock a state or even a small country offline. Investigators didn’t know exactly who had built it — or how. Brundage had been following the attacks, too — and, in between classes, was conducting his own investigation. In September, the college senior started messaging online with an anonymous user who seemed to have insider knowledge.

As they chatted on Discord, a platform favored by videogamers, Brundage was eager to get more information, but he didn’t want to come off as too serious and shut down the conversation. So every now and then he’d send a funny GIF to lighten the mood. Brundage was fluent in the memes, jokes and technical jargon popular with young gamers and hackers who are extremely online. “It was a bit of just asking over and over again and then like being a bit unserious,” said Brundage. At one point, he asked for some technical details. He followed up with the cat meme: a six-second clip that showed a hand adjusting a necktie on a fluffy gray cat. Brundage didn’t expect it to work, but he got the information. “It took me by surprise,” he said.

Eventually the leaker hinted there was a new vulnerability on the internet. Brundage, who is 22, would learn it threatened tens of millions of consumers and as much as a quarter of the world’s corporations. As he unraveled the mystery, he impressed veteran researchers with his findings — including federal law enforcement, which took action against the network two weeks ago. Chad Seaman, a researcher at Akamai, joked at one point that the internet could go down if Brundage spent too much time on his exams.

Penalties Stack Up As AI Spreads Through the Legal System

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Tony Isaac shares a report from NPR:
When it comes to using AI, it seems some lawyers just can’t help themselves. Last year saw a rapid increase in court sanctions against attorneys for filing briefs containing errors generated by artificial intelligence tools. The most prominent case was that of the lawyers for MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, who were fined $3,000 each for filing briefs containing fictitious, AI-generated citations. But as a cautionary tale, it doesn’t seem to have had much effect. The numbers started taking off last year, and the rate is still increasing. He counts a total of more than 1,200 to date, of which about 800 are from U.S. courts.
“I am surprised that people are still doing this when it’s been in the news,” says Carla Wale, associate dean of information & technology and director of the law library at the University of Washington School of Law. “Whatever the generative AI tool gives you — as in, ‘Look at these cases’ — you, under the rules of professional conduct, you have to read those cases. You have to read the cases to make sure what you are citing is accurate.”
“I think that lawyers who understand how to effectively and ethically use generative AI replace lawyers who don’t,” she says. “That’s what I think the future is.”

Did they fire their paralegals?

By gurps_npc • Score: 3 Thread

Because that would explain why they still have issues.

I can easily see a lawyer order their paralegals to fact check their reports, but when they get AI they fire their paralegals and just think the AI can handle those duties.

Greed and stupidity

By gweihir • Score: 3 Thread

Essentially what you expect from the stereotypical US lawyer. Yes, I am aware not all are like that, but it seems a significant part is exactly like this.

As to sanctions, I would think 3 strikes and then they cease to be layers, permanently. And if it goes wrong, full personal liability, not covered by insurance. With the fees these people ask, what they are doing is essentially fraud.

Half of Planned US Data Center Builds Have Been Delayed or Canceled

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Despite hundreds of billions of dollars in investment, nearly half of planned U.S. data center projects are being delayed or canceled. “One major reason behind these setbacks is the availability of key electrical components — such as transformers, switchgear, and batteries — that are used both at data center sites and outside of them,” reports Tom’s Hardware. “Meanwhile, grid infrastructure is also stressed by electric vehicles and electrified heating systems.” Tom’s Hardware reports:
Approximately 12 gigawatts (12 GW) of data center capacity is expected to come online in the U.S. in 2026, according to data by market intelligence firm Sightline Climate cited by Bloomberg. Yet only about one-third of that capacity is currently under active construction because of various constraints.

Electrical infrastructure represents less than 10% of total data center cost, but it is as vital as compute hardware. A delay in any single element of the power chain can halt the entire project, which makes transformers, switchgear, and similar devices critical items despite their relatively small share of CapEx. Due to high demand, lead times for high-power transformers have expanded dramatically in the U.S.: delivery typically took 24 to 30 months before 2020, but waiting periods can stretch to as long as five years today, according to Sightline Climate cited by Bloomberg. For AI data centers, this is a catastrophe as their deployment cycles are under 18 months.

To address shortages, companies are turning to global markets. As a result, Canada, Mexico, and South Korea became the biggest suppliers of high-power transformers for AI data centers to AI data centers. At the same time, imports of high-power transformers from China surged from fewer than 1,500 units in 2022 to more than 8,000 units in 2025 through October, according to Wood Mackenzie data cited by Bloomberg. The volatility of exports from China does not end with transformers, as the PRC accounts for over 40% of U.S. battery imports, while its share in certain transformer and switchgear categories remains near 30%, according to Bloomberg.

I love…

By uem-Tux • Score: 4, Funny Thread
…the smell of bubbles popping in the morning.

Sounds familiar

By CEC-P • Score: 5, Informative Thread
Shoutout to my fellow IT workers who have tried to get electrical utilities to do literally anything. Our small site UPS was reporting voltage out of range and they fixed it after 5 calls, 4 staff technician visits, 2 recorders, and 4 weeks. It was a bad component in the sub-station that was “very old” according to them. Their solution to stopping 129V from coming in overnight was to switch that one off and hope the rest can handle the load.
Now imaging trying to order several megawatts. Usually, the new construction department is different than maintenance, but sounds like they’re having a similar experience.

RAM

By SumDog • Score: 3 Thread
Please crash and burn harder AI industry bubble. I’m not buying RAM again until it’s less than $6/GB. We are currently at 2009 prices for RAM:

https://battlepenguin.com/tech…

I’m really regretting not just maxing out my homelab with RAM when it was all reasonable.

Obsolete data centers canceled before construction

By Uninvited Guest • Score: 3 Thread
As reported elsewhere, the long lead times have made some data centers obsolete at startup, or sometimes before construction is complete. For example, Oracle and OpenAI abandoned expansion of a data center in Texas, because the expansion as planned would not be ready for new NVidia GPUs. TFA doesn’t mention the tremendous water consumption by data centers, a statistic AI companies strive to hide, and which many water-constrained communities rightly use to oppose data center construction.

Re:Obsolete data centers canceled before construct

By UnknowingFool • Score: 4, Funny Thread
Most of the time, the answer I heard to any logistical concern like community water usage, missing hardware, inadequate electric grid, etc. was handwaving by AI proponents as if it could all be solved by asking AI to how build AI datacenters.

Perplexity’s ‘Incognito Mode’ Is a ‘Sham,’ Lawsuit Says

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica:
Perplexity’s AI search engine encourages users to go deeper with their prompts by engaging in chat sessions that a lawsuit has alleged are often shared in their entirety with Google and Meta without users’ knowledge or consent. “This happened to every user regardless of whether or not they signed up for a Perplexity account,” the lawsuit alleged, while stressing that “enormous volumes of sensitive information from both subscribed and non-subscribed users” are shared.

Using developer tools, the lawsuit found that opening prompts are always shared, as are any follow-up questions the search engine asks that a user clicks on. Privacy concerns are seemingly worse for non-subscribed users, the complaint alleged. Their initial prompts are shared with “a URL through which the entire conversation may be accessed by third parties like Meta and Google.” Disturbingly, the lawsuit alleged, chats are also shared with personally identifiable information (PII), even when users who want to stay anonymous opt to use Perplexity’s “Incognito Mode.” That mode, the lawsuit charged, is a “sham.”

"‘Incognito’ mode does nothing to protect users from having their conversations shared with Meta and Google,” the complaint said. “Even paid users who turned on the ‘Incognito’ feature still had their conversations shared with Meta and Google, along with their email addresses and other identifiers that allowed Meta and Google to personally identify them.”
“Perplexity’s failure to inform its users that their personal information has been disclosed to Meta and Google or to take any steps to halt the continued disclosure of users’ information is malicious, oppressive, and in reckless disregard” of users’ rights, the lawsuit alleged.
“Nothing on Perplexity’s website warns users that their conversations with its AI Machine will be shared with Meta and Google,” Doe alleged. “Much less does Perplexity warn subscribed users that its ‘Incognito Mode’ does not function to protect users’ private conversations from disclosure to companies like Meta and Google.”

Malicious, oppressive, and in reckless

By crunchy_one • Score: 3 Thread
Pretty much sums up the entire social-media/AI/surveillance hellscape the tech bros have gifted, errr, grifted us with.

Gullibility

By abulafia • Score: 3 Thread
“Incognito” has been redefined to mean “we’ll pretend we don’t know who you are.”

More generally, if you’re talking to a robot that runs on someone else’s machine, you should not be surprised if the machine owner spies on you. Maybe it shouldn’t work this way - I’d say it definitely shouldn’t, and the big outfits acknowledge this by pretending it doesn’t - but that’s the world we live in.

The assumption should always be that these robots are front ends to Zuckerberg’s & Google’s user profiling systems. Your robot talk therapist or cofounder is trying to help Nestle and Ford manipulate you. And let’s not forget LEOs and intelligence - we haven’t heard much about how they’re targeting this stuff yet. But they would be incompetent if they aren’t.

probably all public facing AI

By FudRucker • Score: 3 Thread
Is datamining all user’s info from email addresses, credit/debit card info and whatever else they can get, I would not trust putting personal info or ideas that have monetary value or contraversial ideas that can be used for ammunition

Python Blood Could Hold the Secret To Healthy Weight Loss

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Longtime Slashdot reader fahrbot-bot writes:
CU Boulder researchers are reporting that they have discovered an appetite-suppressing compound in python blood that helps the snakes consume enormous meals and go months without eating yet remain metabolically healthy. The findings were published in the journal Natural Metabolism on March 19, 2026.

Pythons can grow as big as a telephone pole, swallow an antelope whole, and go months or even years without eating — all while maintaining a healthy heart and plenty of muscle mass. In the hours after they eat, research has shown, their heart expands 25% and their metabolism speeds up 4,000-fold to help them digest their meal. The team measured blood samples from ball pythons and Burmese pythons, fed once every 28 days, immediately after they ate a meal. In all, they found 208 metabolites that increased significantly after the pythons ate. One molecule, called para-tyramine-O-sulfate (pTOS) soared 1,000-fold.

Further studies, done with Baylor University researchers, showed that when they gave high doses of pTOS to obese or lean mice, it acted on the hypothalamus, the appetite center of the brain, prompting weight loss without causing gastrointestinal problems, muscle loss or declines in energy. The study found that pTOS, which is produced by the snake’s gut bacteria, is not present in mice naturally. It is present in human urine at low levels and does increase somewhat after a meal. But because most research is done in mice or rats, pTOS has been overlooked.
“We’ve basically discovered an appetite suppressant that works in mice without some of the side-effects that GLP-1 drugs have,” said senior author Leslie Leinwand, a distinguished professor of Molecular, Cellular and Developmental Biology who has been studying pythons in her lab for two decades. Drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy act on the hormone glucagon-like petide-1 (GLP-1).

Pip install

By DeBaas • Score: 5, Funny Thread

pip install blood?

kewl story bro, but these drugs aren’t for them

By Somervillain • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

It’s a thing. Don’t buy the food, don’t eat the food. Only yesterday I watched a couple waddle out of a bakery with a large bag filled with cakes, buns and pastries. They were under 40 years old and already unable to walk properly.

“Only yesterday, I saw a guy with lung cancer smoke. If everyone stopped smoking, there would be no more cancer, right?” Isn’t it that simple? Additionally, if everyone trained as hard as Lebron James, they’d all be able to dunk like him, right?

Your anecdote is a moronic simplification of a complex topic you clearly know nothing about. You’re welcome to judge them like an asshole, but by the same logic, I have the right to call you a clueless asshole. Do you feel like a big man for shitting on the fatties?

OK, so you saw a is couple who are a bunch of lardasses with self-control issues. They’re fat from reckless behavior. These drugs are not for them. Drugs are for people who eat responsibly and exercise and do everything right, but aren’t at a healthy weight. They’re never Plan A. Every fat person of a certain age knows they need to improve and nearly everyone tries to once their weight goes from a theoretical concern and aesthetic issue to something tangible that shows actual symptoms and a threat to your life. Some turn it around, many (if not most) most who started off as fat kids don’t.

What assholes like you fail to understand is that for some, they act like a jackass and they get fat. They stop acting reckless and they slim down. Most of them started off as normal-weight kids. But a rather large percentage of us were fat kids who ate even less than you did. Some bodies are eager to store every surplus calorie as fat, most aren’t. Some people have reliable hunger signaling, some don’t. There’s a lot of genetic variation and biology is not deterministic. What works for you, may not for others.

I’ll wager I’m leaner and fitter than you, but it’s a fucking struggle and drugs are helpful. I’ve lived off salads and protein supplement for the last 10 years, gotten 30 minutes of cardio daily, typically cycling many miles. I’ve LONG stopped eating sweets and drinking soda and eating bread, etc for 20 years. However, until I was on drugs, my bodyfat was 30%. You can’t tell because I workout enough to hide it and have 17” arms. Since tirzepatide, I’ve probably gotten it down to 25%. I look pretty good, but I workout and eat like a psycho and have a dadbod.

What drugs taught me is that my hunger signals are worthless. They go off too early, so I have to suppress them until I am light headed…if I get to the point where I nearly passout a few times a day and with drugs, don’t get a spike in hunger and eating afterwards, only then can I slowly lose weight…and for starving myself to the point where I can’t even focus my eyes or safely walk, I lose less than a pound a week....while living off salad, protein, few carbs, no sweets, etc…food has been fuel for over a decade for me, no eating out, no joy at meals, etc. Are those fat fucks like me? I am confident they’re not, but again, the drugs are for people like me, not them

Metabolism is one of the most complex functions of the body and we don’t know much about it. We’re constantly learning new things. It involves a lot of complex signaling with peptides that are quite fragile and difficult to study. Once you identify them, they have to be injected because your stomach will ingest them, making testing all the harder. We have a lot to learn.

But until then, be a smug asshole if you want…I’ll be sure to point out that you’re a smug, clueless asshole.

Re:kewl story bro, but these drugs aren’t for them

By kackle • Score: 4, Insightful Thread
You have to admit that the majority of people are not like diligent you but are more like those bakery patrons. So the people on that bell curve end up all getting put together in one KFC bucket. And don’t kid yourself, the drugs will be plan A for the majority if not already.

We wouldn’t buy a 100 # bag of dog food, open it in the corner and let the dog feed itself—it couldn’t do it. So I presume we are not designed to have constant food access either, be it donuts or salads. The snake in the article eats once a month…talk about intermittent fasting.

I suspect some unknown, microbiome interaction is at play, maybe made worse by it being attacked by the chemicals in our modern, man-made environments. Personally, I’ve noticed myself suddenly getting naggingly hungry upon just seeing food…I was fine seconds earlier.

Renewables Reached Nearly 50% of Global Electricity Capacity Last Year

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Renewables made up nearly half of global installed electricity capacity by the end of 2025, “accounting for 85.6% of global capacity expansion,” reports the Register, citing the International Renewable Energy Agency’s (IRENA) 2026 Renewable Capacity Statistics report. “Per IRENA’s data, that aforementioned 85.6 percent share of new power capacity additions was actually a decrease from 2024, when renewables were about 92 percent of global capacity additions. Yes, the share of total installed power capacity in 2025 rose again, but non-renewable capacity additions also rebounded sharply last year.” From the report:
Solar, in turn, was the dominant renewable technology, accounting for nearly three-quarters of last year’s renewable capacity additions. Those additions totaled 692 GW in 2025, lifting installed renewable capacity by a record 15.5 percent year over year, IRENA noted. By the end of last year, renewables accounted for 49.4 percent of global installed electricity capacity, while variable renewable sources such as solar and wind represented roughly 35 percent of total capacity. For reference, it was only in 2023 that renewable energy sources crossed the threshold of generating 30 percent of the world’s electricity.

Onwards and Upwards

By Barsteward • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
to cleaner air at street level

Renewables rock

By Elektroschock • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I would expect it to be even more. In Germany I think every euro spent on renewables makes us less dependent on the strait of hormuz and other fossil nighmares.

https://www.zeit.de/wirtschaft…

I am glad for every cent that does not fuel Exxon and the likes and the corruption of democracy that follows from that dependency.

In digital we need digital sovereignty, in energy we need energy sovereignty.

Carter had solar cells on the White House

By hyades1 • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Imagine where the US would be today if politicians had been just a little less greedy and corrupt in the 1970s, and embraced Jimmy Carter’s commitment to renewable energy. Probably not a wholesale conversion, but during times like these, all of us across the Free World could just sit back with zero f^cks given and a bag of popcorn, and watch a bunch of religious fanatics burn the whole Middle East to the ground.

Everybody wins.

The future is bright…

By greytree • Score: 5, Interesting Thread
…but we have to get through Trump2 first.

I do LOVE how, with the Iran war, he has done as much for renewables as EV subsidies ever did !

Panel, baby, panel !

Meanwhile…

By Locke2005 • Score: 4, Interesting Thread
Trump wants all the wind turbines and solar panels torn down, so we can use more “beautiful clean coal”!

EPA Flags Microplastics, Pharmaceuticals As Contaminants In Drinking Water

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from NPR:
Responding to public health concerns about microplastics and pharmaceuticals in the nation’s drinking water, the Trump administration for the first time has placed them on a draft list of contaminants maintained by the Environmental Protection Agency. The EPA announced the move Thursday, touting it as a “historic step” for the Make America Healthy Again, or MAHA, movement, which often raises concerns about toxic chemicals and plastic pollution in our food and environment. Also Thursday, the Department of Health and Human Services announced a $144 million initiative, called STOMP, to develop tools to measure and monitor microplastics in drinking water and in a later stage, to remove them.

The Safe Drinking Water Act requires the EPA to publish an updated version of its Contaminant Candidate List every five years. This is the sixth iteration of the list. Microplastics and pharmaceuticals appear in the draft of the upcoming list, alongside per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, or PFAS, and dozens of other chemicals and microbes. Their inclusion on the list gives local regulators a tool to evaluate risks in their water supply, the EPA says, and it can set the stage for more research and regulatory action — but doesn’t actually guarantee that will happen.

Re:That’s unexpected

By ClickOnThis • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

It’s all well and good to identify contaminants in drinking water, and try to filter them out. It’s another to address how they got there in the first place. Per TFA, it seems the current administration is focused on the former, but not the latter.

Mount Everest Climbers ‘Poisoned’ By Guides In Insurance Fraud Scheme

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schwit1 shares a report from the Kathmandu Post:
In Nepal, helicopter rescue on high altitude is, by any measure, a genuine lifesaving operation. At high altitude, where oxygen thins and weather changes without warning, the ability to airlift a stricken trekker to Kathmandu within hours has saved countless lives. But threaded through that legitimate system, exploiting its urgency, its opacity, and its distance from oversight, is one of the most sophisticated insurance fraud networks in the world. Nepal’s fake rescue scam is not new. The Kathmandu Post first exposed it in 2018. Months later, the government convened a fact-finding committee, produced a 700-page report, and announced reforms. In February 2019, The Kathmandu Post published a long investigative report. Last year, Nepal Police’s Central Investigation Bureau reopened the file, and what they found is that the fraud did not stop — instead it was growing.

The mechanics of the fake rescue racket are straightforward: stage a medical emergency, call in a helicopter, check a tourist into a hospital, and file an insurance claim that bears little resemblance to what actually happened. But the sophistication lies in how each link in the chain is compensated, and how difficult it is for a foreign insurer — operating from Australia and the United Kingdom — to verify events that occurred at 3,000 metres in a remote Himalayan valley. The CIB investigation identifies two primary methods for manufacturing an “emergency.” The first involves tourists who simply don’t want to walk back. After completing a demanding trek — an Everest Base Camp trek, for instance, can take up to two weeks on foot — guides offer an alternative: pretend to be sick, and a helicopter will come. The guide handles the rest. The second method is more troubling. At altitudes above 3,000 meters, mild symptoms of altitude sickness are common. Blood oxygen saturation can drop, hands and feet tingle, headaches develop. In most cases, rest, hydration or a gradual descent is all that is needed. But guides and hotel staff, according to the CIB investigation, have been trained to terrify trekkers at precisely this moment. They tell them they are at risk of dying, that only immediate evacuation will save them. In some cases, investigators found that Diamox (Acetazolamide) tablets, used to prevent altitude sickness, were administered alongside excessive water intake to induce the very symptoms that would justify a rescue call.

In at least one case cited in the investigation, baking powder was mixed into food to make tourists physically unwell. Once a “rescue” is called, the financial choreography begins. A single helicopter carries multiple passengers. But separate, full-price invoices are submitted to each passenger’s insurance company, as if each had their own dedicated flight. A $4,000 charter becomes a $12,000 claim. Fake flight manifests and load sheets are fabricated. At the hospital, medical officers prepare discharge summaries using the digital signatures of senior doctors who were never involved in the case. In some cases, these are done without those doctors’ knowledge. Fake admission records are created for tourists who were, in some documented instances, drinking beer in the hospital cafeteria at the time they were supposedly receiving treatment. In one case, an office assistant at Shreedhi Hospital admitted that he had provided his own X-ray report taken about a year ago at a different hospital, to be used as a case for treatment of foreign trekkers to claim insurance. The commission structure that holds the network together was described in detail during police interrogations. Hospitals pay 20 to 25 percent of the insurance payment to trekking companies and a further 20 to 25 percent to helicopter rescue operators in exchange for patient referrals. Trekking guides and their companies benefit from inflated invoices. In some cases, tourists themselves are offered cash incentives to participate.

Keep Mount Everest a challenge!

By JThundley • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Stop rescuing these people.

Re:Keep Mount Everest a challenge!

By T34L • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

I think they shouldn’t have those sherpas either. If you wanna claim you’ve climbed the everest, you should have to carry your gear, your oxygen, your un-poisoned food. The balooning ego that propelled you there should be all you need to carry it all.

Re:No victims

By Retired Chemist • Score: 5, Insightful Thread
All the other people who are insured by the companies being defrauded are the victims. Their insurance costs will increase to help cover the payments that the insurance company makes to the fraudsters. There is a simple solution; stop offering insurance coverage to people visiting Everest. The world would be a better place if thousands of people did not go up there leaving waste and destruction.

The Slashdot Effect. Revisted.

By geekmux • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Hahaha. Oh, wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHA.

Ironically that was also the Slashdot community response when listening to victims of The Slashdot Effect brag about how awesome their server infrastructure is/was, five minutes before the post went up on the main page.

And we ALL clicked. And laugh-ranted, in search of a mirror by the time the first frosty piss of a post went up.

Slashdot. Offering quality technical DDoSing and server stress testing since, get the fuck off my lawn.

For varying values of “Common”

By Vlad_the_Inhaler • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

At altitudes above 3,000 meters, mild symptoms of altitude sickness are common.

I’ve spent a week at that altitude - with excursions on foot up to around 3800m - with no ill-effects at all. On the other hand, my room mate was barely functional at 3000m.
Another time in the mountains (this time in the Alps) I was hiking while carrying a (lesser) load at around 3880m. There were six of us in that group and two did have serious problems up there, the stupid thing was that they were aware beforehand that they were susceptible - apparently around one third of the population is.

Some people need time to acclimatise to altitude, but I don’t understand why people who should know better think that even marching up the foothills is a good idea. In my case I have never been higher than just under 4000m and have never had altitude sickness so I don’t know what my limits are. Maybe I should head up Kilimanjaro (just under 5900m) but I think I’ll pass, and maybe Everest tourists should be required to walk up Kilimanjaro - or an equivalent - before tackling the big one.

OpenAI Acquires Popular Tech-Industry Talk Show TBPN

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OpenAI is acquiring tech news podcast TBPN, a fast-growing daily show hosted by John Coogan and Jordi Hays. OpenAI says TBPN will keep its editorial independence, even though the acquisition is widely viewed as part of a broader effort to influence public discourse around AI. CNBC reports:
In the announcement, OpenAI CEO of AGI Deployment Fidji Simo wrote that their mission of bringing artificial general intelligence comes with a responsibility to have a space for “constructive conversation about the changes AI creates.” Altman has appeared on TBPN multiple times and is a frequent presence across media and podcasts, even hitting NBC’s “Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” in December.

The announcement says TBPN will maintain editorial independence and continue to choose its own guests. “TBPN is my favorite tech show. We want them to keep that going and for them to do what they do so well,” Altman wrote in a post on X. “I don’t expect them to go any easier on us, am sure I’ll do my part to help enable that with occasional stupid decisions.” OpenAI did not disclose the terms of the deal but said TBPN will be housed within its strategy organization.
“While we’ve been critical of the industry at times, after getting to know Sam and the OpenAI team, what stood out most was their openness to feedback and commitment to getting this right,” wrote Hays in a statement. “Moving from commentary to real impact in how this technology is distributed and understood globally is incredibly important to us.”

WTF IS TBPN?

By ebunga • Score: 4, Funny Thread

Never heard of it before today but apparently it’s big news.

Is this like one of those “everyone is talking about these great deals on amazon for this top 15 kitchen gadgets you don’t need” articles on all the news sites?

Re:… Wut?

By martin-boundary • Score: 4, Insightful Thread
There used to be radio “talk” shows in the 50s bought by fridge companies. Why wouldn’t an “AI” company buy a talk show in the 20s?

(sorry, propaganda is not new)

OpenAI is the Enron of tech

By dknj • Score: 3 Thread

Everyone is gonna suffer when the merry go round stops

Re:Suuuure

By GameboyRMH • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

Just like how WaPo eventually went from an assurance that nothing would change to blocking an endorsement of Kamala Harris to no longer publishing any opinions that were insufficiently pro-“free market” for Bezos’ taste:

https://www.ms.now/opinion/msn…

Amazon Imposes 3.5% Fuel Surcharge For Many Online Merchants

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Bloomberg:
Amazon will start charging sellers who use its shipping services a 3.5% “fuel and logistics” surcharge later this month, joining the ranks of shipping companies raising prices as the war in Iran pushes oil prices higher. The fees take effect on April 17 for customers of the company’s Fulfillment by Amazon service — which is used by many of the independent sellers who list their products on Amazon’s retail sites — in the US and Canada. Items shipped by Amazon on behalf of merchants who sell on their own sites or at other retailers will carry the surcharge beginning May 2.
“Elevated costs in fuel and logistics have increased the cost of operating across the industry,” Ashley Vanicek, an Amazon spokesperson, said on Thursday. “We have absorbed these increases so far, but similar to other major carriers, when costs remain elevated we implement temporary surcharges to partially recover these costs.”
Vanicek notes that the fee will apply to the sum Amazon charges to ship an item, not the product’s sale price.

Last month, USPS announced that it would impose its first-ever fuel surcharge on packages.

Son, are you winning?

By rsilvergun • Score: 5, Funny Thread
Well, are you? Come on who’s tired of winning?

Trump lowered military recruitment standards which is the first step towards a draft.

Re:Son, are you winning?

By ArchieBunker • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

You mean like the president? Oh wait, captain bone spurs.

Re:Son, are you winning?

By Himmy32 • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

I mean with a six digit slashdot uid, safe to say he’s not draft age. But also old enough to understand the consequences of a land war in the Middle East.

Live long enough to know some veterans and the thought of involuntarily sending people into conflicts should be scary for an empathetic human. Maybe infrequently necessary, but always scary.

Re:Call it what it is

By ArchieBunker • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Biden caused a global pandemic that affected supply chains from top to bottom? Wow that’s incredible!

Re: Son, are you winning?

By fluffernutter • Score: 4, Interesting Thread

So war is ok because you came back ok? Did you even see front lines or were you some computer tech?

IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes

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IBM and Arm are teaming up to let Arm-based software run on IBM Z mainframes. Network World reports:
The two companies plan to work on three things: building virtualization tools so Arm software can run on IBM platforms; making sure Arm applications meet the security and data residency rules that regulated industries must follow; and creating common technology layers so enterprises have more software options across both platforms, IBM said in a statement.

IBM has not said whether the virtualization work will happen at the hypervisor level, through its existing PR/SM partitioning technology, or via containers — a question enterprise architects will need answered before they can assess the collaboration’s practical value. IBM described the effort as serving enterprises that run regulated workloads and cannot simply move them to the cloud, the statement said.
IBM mainframe customers have largely missed out on the efficiency and price-performance gains Arm has already delivered in the cloud. “Arm says close to half of all compute shipped to top hyperscalers in 2025 runs on Arm chips, with AWS, Google, and Microsoft deploying their own Arm silicon through Graviton, Axion, and Cobalt, respectively,” reports Network World.
That gap is precisely what IBM and Arm’s collaboration intends to address. “This is a mainframe adjacency play,” says Rachita Rao, senior analyst at Everest Group. “The intent is to extend IBM Z and LinuxONE environments by enabling Arm-compatible workloads to run closer to systems of record. While hyperscalers use Arm to lower their own internal power costs and pass savings to cloud-native tenants, IBM is targeting the sovereign and air-gapped market.”

Only on Mondays and Wednesdays

By fahrbot-bot • Score: 4, Funny Thread

IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes

Tuesdays and Thursdays will be Leg days. :-)

Not the first IBM Dual ISA design - PowerPC 615

By turb • Score: 3, Interesting Thread

A fun stroll down memory late is revisiting the PowerPC 615 design that never made it to market. A chip able to execute both PowerPC and x86 instructions.

a few dredged up stories:
https://www.cpushack.com/CIC/announce/1995/PowerPC615.html
https://www.halfhill.com/byte/1995-11_cover3.html
https://www.theregister.com/1998/10/01/microsoft_killed_the_powerpc/

This isn’t to cast doubt that this mash up between Z and Arm won’t be delivered.

Re:But why?

By algaeman • Score: 4, Informative Thread
There has previously been no way to run Grindr on a mainframe. This fills an obvious gap in IBM’s coverage.

Raspberry Pi 4 3GB Launches, Raspberry Pi Prices Go Up Again Due To RAM

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AmiMoJo shares a report from Phoronix:
Raspberry Pi prices are going up yet again due to the continued memory squeeze on the industry. To help offset the memory prices for some use-cases, Raspberry Pi also announced the introduction of the Raspberry Pi 4 3GB model at $83 to help fill the void between the 2GB and 4GB options.

The 3GB Raspberry Pi 4 was announced at $83.75 USD for those not needing quite 4GB of RAM and looking to save some memory given the ongoing price increases. The Raspberry Pi 4 and Raspberry Pi 5 4GB models are seeing new $25 price increases, the 8GB models seeing $50 price increases, and the 16GB Raspberry Pi 5 is going up by $100. The Raspberry Pi 500+ is seeing a $150 price increase. The Raspberry Pi Compute Modules are also seeing increases from $11.25 to $100 USD.

how?

By drinkypoo • Score: 3 Thread

How is it that 1/4 of a phone costs as much as 1/2 of a phone?

Thank AI

By Somervillain • Score: 5, Insightful Thread

How is it that 1/4 of a phone costs as much as 1/2 of a phone?

Because the phone was likely built from components source before the AI-RAM-apocalypse, and if it’s from a major vendor, they have better protection…but rest-assured, their costs will go up as well. We’re all fucked, component-wise. Thank the big AI players for buying every chip they can find…using revenue passed among themselves in a circular economy, somehow hoping that if they just buy more hardware, their LLM slop factories will produce something somewhat useful, like they promised…instead of the garbage they’re slopping out today, which falls far, far, far short of what they claim it does.

Re: Thank AI

By drinkypoo • Score: 4, Insightful Thread

Ok but this is true in general. Raspi is just grossly overpriced even on a good day.

Re:Oh good

By dskoll • Score: 5, Interesting Thread

I own 8 Pis of various kinds, and 7 of them are busy running 24/7 doing various useful things.

Google Announces Gemma 4 Open AI Models, Switches To Apache 2.0 License

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An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica:
Google’s Gemini AI models have improved by leaps and bounds over the past year, but you can only use Gemini on Google’s terms. The company’s Gemma open-weight models have provided more freedom, but Gemma 3, which launched over a year ago, is getting a bit long in the tooth. Starting today, developers can start working with Gemma 4, which comes in four sizes optimized for local usage. Google has also acknowledged developer frustrations with AI licensing, so it’s dumping the custom Gemma license.

Like past versions of its open-weight models, Google has designed Gemma 4 to be usable on local machines. That can mean plenty of things, of course. The two large Gemma variants, 26B Mixture of Experts and 31B Dense, are designed to run unquantized in bfloat16 format on a single 80GB Nvidia H100 GPU. Granted, that’s a $20,000 AI accelerator, but it’s still local hardware. If quantized to run at lower precision, these big models will fit on consumer GPUs. Google also claims it has focused on reducing latency to really take advantage of Gemma’s local processing. The 26B Mixture of Experts model activates only 3.8 billion of its 26 billion parameters in inference mode, giving it much higher tokens-per-second than similarly sized models. Meanwhile, 31B Dense is more about quality than speed, but Google expects developers to fine-tune it for specific uses.

The other two Gemma 4 models, Effective 2B (E2B) and Effective 4B (E4B), are aimed at mobile devices. These options were designed to maintain low memory usage during inference, running at an effective 2 billion or 4 billion parameters. Google says the Pixel team worked closely with Qualcomm and MediaTek to optimize these models for devices like smartphones, Raspberry Pi, and Jetson Nano. Not only do they use less memory and battery than Gemma 3, but Google also touts “near-zero latency” this time around.
The Apache 2.0 license is much more flexible with its terms of use for commercial restrictions, “granting you complete control over your data, infrastructure, and models,” says Google.

Clement Delangue, co-founder and CEO of Hugging Face, called it “a huge milestone” that will help developers use Gemma for more projects and expand what Google calls the "Gemmaverse.”

How does using parts of the parameters work?

By OneOfMany07 • Score: 3 Thread

“The 26B Mixture of Experts model activates only 3.8 billion of its 26 billion parameters in inference mode, giving it much higher tokens-per-second than similarly sized models.”

Isn’t that a 3.8 billion parameter model then? Created from the 26 billion version. Or do they mean it “mostly” sticks to 3.8 billion parameters.

Re:How does using parts of the parameters work?

By EvilSS • Score: 5, Informative Thread
No. The entire model is loaded into memory but the feed-forward layers are split into subnetworks. A router picks a few of the best “experts” on a per-token basis to activate and those are the 3.8B that are activated. It’s a way to increase inference performance so you get the speed of a dense 3.8B model with the output quality close to (but not equal to) a 26B dense model.

Artemis II Astronauts Have ‘Two Microsoft Outlooks’ and Neither Work

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Even on NASA’s Artemis II mission around the moon, astronauts apparently still have to deal with broken Microsoft Outlook. One of the crew members, Reid Wiseman, jokingly reported that he had “two Microsoft Outlooks” and neither worked. 404 Media reports:
On April 1, four astronauts from the U.S. and Canada embarked on a 10-day flight to loop around the moon. Spotted by VGBees podcast host Niki Grayson on the NASA livestream of live views from the , around 2 a.m. ET, mission control acknowledges an issue with a process control system and offers to remote in — yes, like how your office IT guy would pause his CoD campaign to log into Okta for you because you used the wrong password too many times.

One of the astronauts, Reid Wiseman, says that’s chill, but while they’re in there: “I also see that I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working.” Astronauts are trained for decades in some of the most physically and mentally grueling environments of any career. They’re some of the smartest people on the planet, and they have to be, before we strap them to 3.2 million pounds of jet fuel and make them do complex experiments and high-stakes decisions for days on end. And yet, once they get up there, fucking Outlook is borked.

Re:“Two Microsoft Outlooks”

By ClickOnThis • Score: 5, Funny Thread

Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and Outlook; egg and Outlook; egg bacon and Outlook; egg bacon sausage and Outlook; Outlook bacon sausage and Outlook; Outlook egg Outlook Outlook bacon and Outlook; Outlook sausage Outlook Outlook bacon Outlook tomato and Outlook; Outlook egg sausage and Outlook, that’s not got much Outlook in it.

No surprise

By Kevin108 • Score: 5, Informative Thread

Outlook breaks in ideal climate-controlled conditions with high-speed hard-line internet, handled by well-staffed IT departments, and provided to competent users. Any time I think I’m having a quiet day at work, it’s really because the Outlook app on my phone has stopped refreshing and doesn’t start working again until I restart the phone. Why would anyone consider trying it in space?

Re:“Two Microsoft Outlooks”

By know-nothing cunt • Score: 5, Funny Thread

I have two Microsoft outlooks:

1) I hate them.

2) I fucking hate them.

My mind is going Dave :o

By Mirnotoriety • Score: 5, Informative Thread
“First, you can be forgiven if you’re surprised that the Orion spacecraft (which was carried to space by the Artemis II mission) uses Microsoft 365 software.

However, NASA has been standardized on Microsoft’s suite of software and services for years, using the platform across productivity, collaboration, and, yes, communication. The agency even uses Copilot, though it’s not clear if the AI has had any part in this mission.”

NASA’s Portable Computer System (PCS) is essentially a fleet of space-qualified laptops used by astronauts .. Running Microsoft Windows .. chosen for reliability and durability :o

Microsoft Support:

By Locke2005 • Score: 5, Funny Thread
“Have you tried unplugging the space capsule and plugging it back in again?”

Nvidia Rolls Out Its Fix For PC Gaming’s ‘Compiling Shaders’ Wait Times

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Nvidia has begun rolling out a beta feature that automatically compiles game shaders while a PC is idle. It won’t eliminate shader compilation the first time a game runs, but Ars Technica reports it could help reduce those repeated wait times. From the report:
Nvidia’s new Auto Shader Compilation system promises to “reduc[e] the frequency of game runtime compilation after driver updates” for users running Nvidia’s GeForce Game Ready Driver 595.97 WHQL or later. When the feature is active and your machine is idle, the app will automatically start rebuilding DirectX drivers for your games so they’re all set to roll the next time they launch.

While the feature defaults to being turned off when the Nvidia App is first downloaded, users can activate it by going to the Graphics Tab > Global Settings > Shader Cache. There, they can set aside disk space for precompiled shaders and decide how many system resources the compilation process should use. App users can also manually force shader recompilation through the app rather than waiting for the machine to go idle.

Unfortunately, Nvidia warns that users will still have to generate shaders in-game after downloading a title for the first time. The Auto Shader Compiler system only generates the new shaders needed after subsequent driver updates following that first run of a new title.

um ok, but…

By drinkypoo • Score: 3 Thread

Steam does this already and most of my games are delivered via steam, so most of my games have this already.

I think steam does set the processes slightly nice, but I don’t think they change the ioprio so it can still have a negative impact on systems without fast storage. (I have mirrored nVME SSDs so this is only a problem to any degree when this is done for infrequently played games, which are stored on HDD. That’s a 3-way mirror too, though.)

BitTorrent

By reanjr • Score: 3 Thread

They need to implement BitTorrent or something. There’s no reason everyone has to compile this shit themselves.